Love Jokes ( 1903 )

  • Feb 03, 2014

    Tujhko dekhenge sitare to Zia maange ge Aur Pyaase teri zulfon se ghataa maange ge Apne kande se dupatta na sarakne dena Varna buddhe bhi jawaani ki dua maange ge

  • Feb 19, 2016

    Abhi abhi Nestle walo ne maggi ki janch k liye phir se yachika dayar ki hai, Abhi tak to usse Ban kia tha ab lagta hai maggi ko bhi fansi hone wali hai - Nestle ask to retest maggi

  • Feb 06, 2014

    Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.

  • Apr 12, 2014

    God said,You don't have to worry about love. As long as I'm existing,you will be loved.

  • Apr 12, 2014

    Time goes by slower when you miss the one you love.

  • Jan 28, 2014

    A man walks into a crowded local bar brandishing a revolver yelling "Who’s been screwing my wife?" A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don’t have enough ammo, mate!

  • Feb 05, 2014

    I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.

  • Nov 12, 2014

    What is black and white and red all over? (A panda bear with a sunburn!)

  • Jan 28, 2014

    Similarities between WIFE and EXAM - 1. Lots of questions 2. Difficult to understand 3. Always require detailed explanation 4. Result always unexpected.

  • Apr 12, 2014

    Dentists make money off of people with bad teeth. Why should I trust the toothpaste they recommend?

  • Apr 12, 2014

    If love is universal, no one can be left out.

  • Apr 09, 2014

    Din me chain nahi,raat ko neend nahi jee nahi lagta hai kahin Ae Khuda kya ye pyaar hai??” “Nahi beta sabhi exams walo ka yehi haal hai”

  • Feb 06, 2014

    Ek saadhu gali se jaa raha tha ki uspe upper se ek bra aa giri . Saadhu bola : Hey Prabhu ! yeh teri kaisi leela hai ? Aam koi aur kaa raha hai aur...

  • Apr 11, 2014

    Wife: Kal aap ne Padosan ke saath moovi dekhi..? Husband: Kya kare.. Aaj kal ki movie Biwi Bachon ya family ke saath dekhne laayak kaha banti hai..?