Love Jokes ( 3135 )

  • January 20, 2018   |   Review 3   |  

    Sardar- I kiss my wife before i go to office everyday. & you? Friend- I kiss ur wife after u go to office every day. Sardar-Ha…Ha…but i’m first…!…

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  • January 20, 2018   |   Review 1   |  

    Q1:-What is kiss? Ans:-IN MATH= Kiss is the shortest distance b/w two lips. IN PHYSICS=It is a process to charging a human body. IN COMPUTER=Kiss is a local area Net Work in which 2 bodies r connected without any data cable. IN ECO.=Kiss is a process in which demand is always higher than supply…..

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  • January 20, 2018   |   Review 1   |  

    After a KISS….Girl Silently Says 2 The Boy’KISS Me Once Again And I Will Be Yours Forever’ Boy- Thanks For The Warning !!

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  • January 20, 2018   |   Review 1   |  

    My eyes are eager to see you, My ears are eager to listen you, My lips are eager to kiss you, And my dreams in night are eager to welcome you.

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  • January 20, 2018   |   Review 1   |  

    Hello my sweet valentine  I want to wish you a KISS day By giving a sweet KISS on your cheeks Happy kiss day

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  • January 20, 2018   |   Review 1   |  

    Madam:Jisne 1st lesson yaad kiya wo mere hath pe kisS kre aur 2 lesson 2 gaal pe.. 1 bccha: Madam phir bistar bichha lo? Mujhe poori book yaad hai.

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  • January 20, 2018   |   Review 1   |  

    Boy-Cinema chale Girl-Nhi,tum mujhe wha touch kroge B-No Gl-mera hath pkdoge B-Nhi G-Mujhe kiss kroge B-Nhi G-to apni bahan k sath chale jao

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  • January 20, 2018   |   Review 1   |  

    College Ki Girls Ne Strike Kiya, Boys Ne Bhi Unka Saath Diya! Girls Ne Zor Se Kaha: We Want Justice! Boys Ne Pichhe Se Kaha: We Want Just KiSS..

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  • January 20, 2018   |   Review 1   |  

    Gfrnd-Promise karo ki Muje kabi touch, hug ni karoge,Kiss k liye force nahi karoge, . . . . . Boyfrnd- Behen tu ghar ja. Tere mummy papa chinta kar rahe honge:p

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  • January 20, 2018   |   Review 1   |  

    Agar raat ko koi apke kamre me aaye “apke badan ko chume” “gaalo ko kiss kare” to romantic mat bano All out lagao, machhar bhagao.. . .

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  • January 20, 2018   |   Review 1   |  

    Pagal h woh log jo pyar me “miss”karte h, pyar to machchar karte h jo hatheli par jaan rakhakar cheeks par “kiss”karte hai.

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  • January 20, 2018   |   Review 1   |  

    Husband:-1 kiss le lu Wife:-no Husband:-Jewlry la dunga Wife:-no Husband:-Car la dunga Wife:-no Beta so raha tha uth kr bola:-meri le lo, 1 Cycle hi dila dena.

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  • January 20, 2018   |   Review 1   |  

    KABHI TO SURAJ NE CHAND KO KISS KI HOGI, TABHI TO CHAND ME DAAG HAI, NATURAL SI BAAT HAI CHAND NE WAPAS NAHI DI HOGI, TABHI TO SURAJ ME AAG HAI..

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  • January 20, 2018   |   Review 1   |  

    “Aaj apne “TEETH” “ache se saaf kar liye ? “Q ki aaj meine tumhe, “KISS” karni hai, “HAPPY KISS DAY”

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  • January 18, 2018   |   Review 8   |  

    Shadi Ka Wada Kia Perveen Se, Warna Mohabbat To Thi Nasreen Se, Anjane Men Sab Kehdia Mehreen Se, Kia Haal Hua Tha Pocho Samreen Se, Ab Umeed Hai Sirf Noreen Se, Lekin Baat Banegi Sabreen Se, Ya Phir Dekho Ambreen Se, Nahi To Shayed Nosheen Se, Or Hosakta Hai K Zareen Se, Warna Setting To Hai Hi Farheen Se         

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  • January 18, 2018   |   Review 1   |  

    Chahty Hain Wo Hum Sy Waisi Chahat Ka Wada! Jaisy!!!!!! . . . Lemon Max, Ghuly Km Or Chaly Ziada Happy Promise Day

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  • January 18, 2018   |   Review 1   |  

    Ladki aate hi ladke se gale lag gyi Ladka – aaj bada pyar aa rha hai Ladki – janu aaj promise day hai na Ladka – to kya kare janu Ladki – tum mujhse koi promise kro na Ladka – accha dekho wo samne red color ki car khdi hai na Ladki – haan haan janu.. muje wo doge kya Ladka – nahi usi color ki lipstick dilaunga ye mera wada hai

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  • January 18, 2018   |   Review 1   |  

    लड़की आते ही लड़के से गले लग गयी लड़का – आज बड़ा प्यार आ रहा है लड़की – जानू आज प्रोमिस डे है ना लड़का – तो क्या करें जानू लड़की – तुम मुझसे कोई प्रॉमिस करो ना लड़का – अच्छा देखो वो सामने रेड कलर की कार खड़ी है ना लड़की – हाँ हाँ जानू…मुझे वो दोगे क्या लड़का – नहीं उसी कलर की लिपस्टिक दिलाऊंगा ये मेरा वादा है

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  • January 18, 2018   |   Review 1   |  

    Chahte He Wo Humse Waisi Chahat Ka Wada! Jaise!!!!!! . . . 5 Rs. wala Vim bar Ghule kam chale jyada… Happy Promise Day

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  • January 18, 2018   |   Review 1   |  

    चाहते है वो हमसे वैसी चाहत का वादा… जैसे… . . . . . 5 रू. वाला विम बार घुले कम चले ज्यादा… Wish you Happy Promise Day…

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  • January 18, 2018   |   Review 1   |  

    WIFE: Promise me if I die today, you will not marry. Husband: Ok, I will not marry again, now you promise me you will die today. LOL !!! NEED THAT KIND OF PROMISS ON THIS DAY

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  • January 18, 2018   |   Review 1   |  

    Girl “will you marry me? Boy”yes I will” Boy” if I not” Girl” you  will be  killed ” happy promise day

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  • January 17, 2018   |   Review 4   |  

    Q: What kind of hugs do polar bears give? A: Bear hugs!

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  • January 17, 2018   |   Review 3   |  

    Q: How do black bears keep their den cool in summer? A: They use bear conditioning.

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