Alia Bhatt Jokes ( 18 )


  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 507   |  

    Issi Beech 'Alia Bhatt' Ne David Dhawan Ko Unke Bete Shikhar Dhawan Ke Shatak Maarne Par Badhayi Di! Yah Sun Kar David Dhawan Phone Par Hi Behosh Ho Gaye

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 1165   |  

    Alia Bhatt: Congrats! Maine Suna Teri Khud Ki Ek University Hai WOW.. Shraddha Kapoor: tongue emoticon LOL! Woh SHARDA University Hai..

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 568   |  

    SBI Bank: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai…. Alia bhat: Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye….

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 290   |  

    Died Laughing…. 100 metre ki race ho rahi thi… Referee said ‘1,2,3 GO!’… Everybody started running except Alia bhatt. Referee – y r u not running…? Alia – My number is 4

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 418   |  

    Mahesh Bhaat: Vote dene chalein? Alia Bhaat: Papa aap miss call karke bhi vote de sakthe hain, maine kal DID mein dekha tha..

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 289   |  

    Alia : Papa, Meine socha hai ke ek college kholungi. Papa : Achi baat hai beta Naam soch liya college ka? Alia : AliaBhatt's Medical College of Engg for Commerce and Arts

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 469   |  

    Alia bhatt independence day ke liye Indian flag lene gayi.. Flag dekh kar Alia ne kuch kaha… jisey sunkar dukaanwaala behosh ho gaya… Guess what did Alia say ? ‘Isme aur colour dikhao’!!!

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 1276   |  

    Alia reading newspaper.. News: “Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump” Aalia comments: Idiot !! Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 286   |  

    Alia Bhatt – Safola oil toh de diya bhaiya. Is kee sath ka gift nahi diya. Shopkeeper – Isske sath koyi gift nahi hai. Alia – Ullu matt banao isme likha hai “Cholesterol Free” Varun – How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach? Aliya – I can eat 6 apples. Varun

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 473   |  

    Alia Bhatt is so dumb that she thought Pani Puri, Sev Puri are all relatives of Amrish Puri. Chetan Bhagat: What's the opposite of IIT? Alia: U UCoffee

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 312   |  

    Scene: Alia Bhatt on Koffee With Karan (rapid fire) Karan: Alia which food do you love the most? Alia: Desi. Karan: And which dish? Alia: Pasta

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 330   |  

    Alia Bhatt: Bhaiyya 10rs. wali Maggi dena. Shopkeeper: Ye lo Alia Bhatt: Kitne hue?

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 477   |  

    Alia reads in newspaper: Police caught 80 kg heroine! Alia: Papa, Sonakshi Pakkdi Gayi!

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 297   |  

    Alia to Police : Aap kahan jaa rahe ho ? Police : Lathi Charge Karne Alia : Toh Charger toh lete jao!!!

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 312   |  

    Alia Bhatt: Hey Dad, What Plans For Weekend ? Mahesh Bhatt: Income Tax Returns. Alia Bhatt: Hey First Part Kab Release Hua Tha? Mahesh Bhatt: Jaa Meri Ma, Tu Shooting Pe Ja!!!

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 530   |  

    Alia Bhatt: Agar Tu Bata De Ki Meri Tokri Mein Kya Hai Toh Tokri Ke Aadhe Ande Tere. Aur Ye Bhi Bata De Ki Ande Kitne Hai To 10 Ke 10 Tere. Aur Agar Ye Bhi Bata De Ki Ande Kiske Hain To Ande Dene Wali Murgi Bhi Teri. Rahul Gandhi: Arey Yaar... Lekin Koi HINT To De De!

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 437   |  

    Alia Market Mein Gayi Aur Dukandar Se Boli: Woh Wala Joke Dena. Dukandar: Kaun Sa Wala? Alia: Wahi Jo Sab Log Kehte Hain Market Mein Naya Hai!

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 448   |  

    Alia watching Football* Alia - Ye Log ball ko kyu mar rahe hain? Varun - Goal karne k liye! Alia - Pehle hi to Gol he! Aur kitna gol karenge

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