Anniversary Jokes ( 63 )

  • Jan 27, 2014

    By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

  • Jan 27, 2014

    Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

  • Jan 27, 2014

    Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You”ve given me Your love makes my days so very bright, just knowing you”re my darling wife (Husband).

  • Jan 27, 2014

    The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

  • Jan 27, 2014

    My wife and I had words on our anniversary night. Well, I had words; She had paragraphs.

  • Jan 27, 2014

    Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

  • Jan 27, 2014

    Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ... and lawyers

  • Jan 27, 2014

    A couple was having anniversary dinner. Husband: Do you know what I did before I married you? Wife: No, what? Whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted....



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