Anniversary Jokes ( 63 )

  • Jan 27, 2014

    Wife on Anniversary: Darling, how would you define marriage? Husband: A very expensive way to getting their laundry done free.

  • Jan 27, 2014

    On 67th Anniversary a husband was asked if in all those years had they ever thought of divorce. Heavens no! he replied. Murder yes, but never divorce.

  • Jan 27, 2014

    A farmer and his wife are preparing their wedding anniversary dinner. The wife says, ‘Should I go out and kill a chicken?’ The husband replies, ‘Why blame a bird for something that happened twenty years ago?’

  • Jan 27, 2014

    My Grandparents celebrated 55th Anniversary so I asked Grandpa the secret. He said: 2 things. When you are wrong, admit it and when you are right, say nothing

  • Jan 27, 2014

    I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

  • Jan 27, 2014

    At Anniversary Party a friend asked husband: What food causes most suffering for years after eating it? Husband: The wedding cake my friend!

  • Jan 27, 2014

    Qn: What do you call a man and woman who remain madly in love till their Anniversary? Answer: Extint.

  • Jan 27, 2014

    When my wife gets a little upset, sometimes a simple “Calm down” in a soothing voice is all it…