Anniversary Jokes ( 63 )

  • Jan 27, 2014

    On Anniversary day husband looks at the marriage certificate. Wife: Does it really make you so nostalgic? Husband: No! I am looking if there’s an expiry date.

  • Jan 27, 2014

    By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

  • Jan 27, 2014

    On their fortieth wedding anniversary a man says to his wife, ‘Whatever you want, just name it and I’ll buy it for you. It doesn’t matter how much it costs. Just say what you’d like for our anniversary.’ She replies, ‘A divorce.’ ‘To be honest,’ he says. ‘I wasn’t thinking of spending quite that much.’

  • Jan 27, 2014

    When my wife gets a little upset, sometimes a simple “Calm down” in a soothing voice is all it…

  • Jan 27, 2014

    Wife on Anniversary: Darling, how would you define marriage? Husband: A very expensive way to getting their laundry done free.

  • Jan 27, 2014

    My wife and I had words on our anniversary night. Well, I had words; She had paragraphs.

  • Jan 27, 2014

    If tonight you haven’t yet heard a good word about dad, it’s only because we haven’t let him speak yet.

  • Jan 27, 2014

    He asked how they should celebrate their twenty-five years of marriage. She suggested a two minute silence.