Anniversary Jokes ( 63 )

  • Jan 27, 2014

    Wife: Do you love me because my father sends us cash and gifts on our anniversary? Husband: No honey. I would love you no matter who sends us cash and gifts.

  • Jan 27, 2014

    A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

  • Jan 27, 2014

    The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day Ill always treasure I love you ** Happy Anniversary

  • Jan 27, 2014

    When you remove your specs you look the same cute guy I had married. Man:when I remove specs, you look the same hot girl I had married.

  • Jan 27, 2014

    A husband on his anniversary: Marriage teaches you loyalty, meekness, forbearance, self-restraint and many other qualities you wouldnt need if you were single.

  • Jan 27, 2014

    On 67th Anniversary a husband was asked if in all those years had they ever thought of divorce. Heavens no! he replied. Murder yes, but never divorce.

  • Jan 27, 2014

    Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common? A: Men usually miss them.

  • Jan 27, 2014

    Husband: On my 1st anniversary when I returned home my dog greeted me barking and my wife by kissing. On my 5th anniversary: They both do exactly the opposite.



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