By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love
You”ve given me Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you”re my darling wife (Husband).
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
My wife and I had words on our anniversary night. Well, I had words; She had paragraphs.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ... and lawyers
A couple was having anniversary dinner. Husband: Do you know what I did before I married you? Wife: No, what? Whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted....