Anniversary Jokes ( 63 )


  • Jan 27, 2014   |   Review 801   |  

    I got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this year. Here's a $5 gift certificate for McDonald's.

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  • Jan 27, 2014   |   Review 836   |  

    I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.

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  • Jan 27, 2014   |   Review 863   |  

    On 67th Anniversary a husband was asked if in all those years had they ever thought of divorce. Heavens no! he replied. Murder yes, but never divorce.

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  • Jan 27, 2014   |   Review 848   |  

    My wife and I had words on our anniversary night. Well, I had words; She had paragraphs.

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  • Jan 27, 2014   |   Review 815   |  

    When you remove your specs you look the same cute guy I had married. Man:when I remove specs, you look the same hot girl I had married.

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  • Jan 27, 2014   |   Review 787   |  

    At Anniversary Party a friend asked husband: What food causes most suffering for years after eating it? Husband: The wedding cake my friend!

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  • Jan 27, 2014   |   Review 830   |  

    A couple was having anniversary dinner. Husband: Do you know what I did before I married you? Wife: No, what? Whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted....

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  • Jan 27, 2014   |   Review 860   |  

    A husband on his anniversary: Marriage teaches you loyalty, meekness, forbearance, self-restraint and many other qualities you wouldnt need if you were single.

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  • Jan 27, 2014   |   Review 779   |  

    Wife: Do you love me because my father sends us cash and gifts on our anniversary? Husband: No honey. I would love you no matter who sends us cash and gifts.

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  • Jan 27, 2014   |   Review 819   |  

    Remember when you proposed me? I was so happy, I couldn’t talk for an hour. John: How can I ever forget the happiest hour of my life?

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  • Jan 27, 2014   |   Review 815   |  

    Friend: What are you demanding on Anniversary. Wife: My husband is my gift. Friend: Aww! Wife: No, that’s practical, he is the one who washes, cleans and cooks.

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  • Jan 27, 2014   |   Review 792   |  

    Husband: On my 1st anniversary when I returned home my dog greeted me barking and my wife by kissing. On my 5th anniversary: They both do exactly the opposite.

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  • Jan 27, 2014   |   Review 785   |  

    Wife on Anniversary: Darling, how would you define marriage? Husband: A very expensive way to getting their laundry done free.

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  • Jan 27, 2014   |   Review 748   |  

    On Anniversary day husband looks at the marriage certificate. Wife: Does it really make you so nostalgic? Husband: No! I am looking if there’s an expiry date.

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  • Jan 27, 2014   |   Review 759   |  

    On our anniversary, I took my wife to a hotel room where they had a waterbed – or as she called it the following morning “the Dead Sea”.

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  • Jan 27, 2014   |   Review 817   |  

    As an Anniversary gift to myself I watch my wedding video reverse. Love the end when she takes the ring off, goes out, jumps in car and heads back to her home.

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  • Jan 27, 2014   |   Review 799   |  

    Qn: What do you call a man and woman who remain madly in love till their Anniversary? Answer: Extint.

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  • Jan 27, 2014   |   Review 825   |  

    Question: What is the best way to ensure that you remember your anniversary? Answer: Forget it once.

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  • Jan 27, 2014   |   Review 732   |  

    I asked my wife, Where do you want to go for our anniversary? She said, Somewhere I have never been! I told her, How about the kitchen?

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  • Jan 27, 2014   |   Review 778   |  

    My Grandparents celebrated 55th Anniversary so I asked Grandpa the secret. He said: 2 things. When you are wrong, admit it and when you are right, say nothing

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  • Jan 27, 2014   |   Review 772   |  

    On their fortieth wedding anniversary a man says to his wife, ‘Whatever you want, just name it and I’ll buy it for you. It doesn’t matter how much it costs. Just say what you’d like for our anniversary.’ She replies, ‘A divorce.’ ‘To be honest,’ he says. ‘I wasn’t thinking of spending quite that much.’

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  • Jan 27, 2014   |   Review 729   |  

    A farmer and his wife are preparing their wedding anniversary dinner. The wife says, ‘Should I go out and kill a chicken?’ The husband replies, ‘Why blame a bird for something that happened twenty years ago?’

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  • Jan 27, 2014   |   Review 777   |  

    He asked how they should celebrate their twenty-five years of marriage. She suggested a two minute silence.

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  • Jan 27, 2014   |   Review 730   |  

    For our anniversary my wife said she wanted to go somewhere she’d never been before. I said, ‘How about the kitchen?’

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