Blonde Jokes ( 44 )


  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 181   |  

    A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!" Her friend said, "O.K. then, what's the capital of France?" The blonde replied, "Oh, that's so easy! F." Q: Why did the blonde run with the bike? A: It was going too fast for her to get on.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 168   |  

    A blonde complains to a brunette friend that her Internet is down. The brunette friend offers to let the blonde check her e-mail at her house. "That's OK," says the blonde. "Why don't you check it and forward me what I got?"

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 192   |  

    "Wonderful!" she replied, "However, there's one thing I don't understand. Why do I have to go to bed every time I want to make a pot of coffee?"

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 207   |  

    A few weeks later Elly was back in the store and Riley asked her how she liked the coffee maker.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 157   |  

    Salesman Riley carefully explained how everything worked; how to plug it in, set the timer, go back to bed, and upon rising, the coffee is ready.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 154   |  

    Cousin Elly, who happens to be blonde, is the world's worst at getting instructions mixed up. When she got married her husband bought her one of those fancy, electric coffee makers. It had all the latest gadgets on it.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 169   |  

    A woman was walking down the road. She was wearing a top and a jeans. Her top was short. The zip of her jeans was open. A man was looking at her. she noticed the man and asked “what is the matter?” The man looked at her and said ” I am in a trouble can you help me?” The girl agrees. The boy stands, put his arm in hers and takes her to a house nearby. The house was owned by that man. He takes her in the bedroom and says “I have have a probelem that only you can solve.” He puts his arms around the girls neck and tells her ” By seeing your Taj Mahal my Qutub Minar stood up.”

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 186   |  

    He puts his arms around the girls neck and tells her ” By seeing your Taj Mahal my Qutub Minar stood up.”

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 164   |  

    The house was owned by that man. He takes her in the bedroom and says “I have have a probelem that only you can solve.”

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 203   |  

    A man was looking at her. she noticed the man and asked “what is the matter?” The man looked at her and said ” I am in a trouble can you help me?” The girl agrees. The boy stands, put his arm in hers and takes her to a house nearby.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 175   |  

    A woman was walking down the road. She was wearing a top and a jeans. Her top was short. The zip of her jeans was open.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 196   |  

    एक अमेरिकन डॉक्टर भारत आया । बस स्टेन्ड के पास एक बुक स्टॉल पर किताब देखते ही उसे दिल का दौरा पड़ गया । 20 रूपये कि उस किताब का नाम था -30 दिन में डॉक्टर कैसे बने ?

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 169   |  

    Pussy! Pussy! Dont go far Can I rub you in salwar? Up above the legs so high Always juicy never dry Let me fuck you, don,t feel shy Come on baby, Just one try.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 158   |  

    एक दो बादाम खा कर गाणित के पूरे फार्मूला याद थे । अब मुट्ठी भर कर खाते है फिर भी बीवी का जन्मदिन याद नहीं रहता।।। लगता है बादाम नकली आने लगा है

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 161   |  

    बेबी, कल मैं तुम्हारे लिए fast करूंगी… Boy : ना बेबी आराम से करेंगे, मज़े ले लेके धीरे धीरे feeling के साथ.. G.F : हवस के कुत्ते मैं व्रत की बात कर रही हूँ

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 168   |  

    Santa ek baar ek ladki ke saath sex karne laga. Ladki: santa ka private saman dekh kar boli “itna bada” Santa khushi se bola: “O ji hum punjabi hain hamara to sub kuch hi bada hota hai” Jab ladki ne apni salwaar utaari to santa uski choot dekh kar bola “Oye! Tusi vi punjabi ho

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 180   |  

    एक अनपढ़ आदमी बैंक मे खाता खुलवाने गया ! लड़की – sex , आदमी – कर लेता हू ! लड़की – मेरा मतलब, आदमी या औरत ? आदमी- जो भी मिल जाए पेल देता हू !

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 229   |  

    बॉय: गर्ल्स ज्यादा गर्म क्यों होती है ? गर्ल: क्योंकि बॉय के पास 2 ज़ीरो वॉट के बल्ब ओर एक40 वॉट की ट्यूब होती है जबकि गर्ल्स के पास 500 वॉट के 2 बल्बऔर एक 3000 वॉट का ओवन होता है।

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 157   |  

    टीचर: बबलू, सच सच बता वर्ना चड्डी उतार के बेंत से मारूंगी! . . बबलू: मेंडम, सॉरी गलती तो मेरी है। आप क्यों चड्डी उतारती हो?!!

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 196   |  

    चोर ने दूधवाले का नंगा करके पेड़ से बांध दिया और उसकी सारी भैंसे ले गया… सुबह लोगों ने उसे खोला तो उसने भैंस के बच्चे को खूब मारा ?” लोगों ने कहा की इस बेजुबान को क्यों मार रहे हो… दूधवाला-” ये बहनचोद 4 महीने का हो गया पर गांडू को थन और लण्ड में फर्क नहीं मालूम… माँ चोद दी रात भर चूस चूस के.”

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 168   |  

    एक बच्चा दुकान पर जा कर दुकानदार से बोला: तुम्हारे पास सरसों का तेल है? दुकानदार : हाँ है बच्चा : गांड पर लगा के रख मैं 5 मिनट में आ रहा हूँ अगले दिन बच्चा: सरसों का तेल है? दुकानदार: नहीं बच्चा : कोई बात नही मैं थूक लगा लूँगा

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 163   |  

    शादी के दो दिन बाद दुल्हा, जहाँ उसकी पत्नी को दुल्हन बनाया गया था उस ब्यूटी पार्लर पर गया और पार्लर वाली मैडम को आयफोन 7 का डिब्बा खुबसूरत पैकिंग में तोहफे के तौर पर दिया… मैडम ने शुक्रिया अदा किया और ख़ुशी ख़ुशी डिब्बे को खोला तो अंदर से नोकिया 1100 निकला जिसके निचे चिट्ठी रखी हुई थी जिसपर लिखा था “Same Feelings”

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 166   |  

    Girl: Iss dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. Girl: Aur uss dress ka? Shopkeeper: 10 kiss. Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 178   |  

    Ek aadmi kabar par betha tha. Musafir ne pucha, dar nahi lagta ? Aadmi:darne ki kya baat hai....? Ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya....!!!!

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