Business Jokes ( 26 )


  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 114   |  

    Titanic K Sath Sindhi Bhi Doob Raha Tha Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai? Sindhi: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 208   |  

    Sindhi ko bhoot charh gaya , 3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha k paas gaya aur bola, Ojha sahab mujhe bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhookha hi mar jaon ga

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 120   |  

    Sindhi asks a Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya? Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga. Sindhi ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha: Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 98   |  

    Sindhi 14th floor se neche gira Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha to chilla k bola MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 114   |  

    Sindhi: Yeh banana kaisay diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Sindhi: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega. Sindhi:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 110   |  

    GOLDEN WORDS: Kal ka kaam aaj MAT karo, visit this site Usko kal tak rakho.. Kya pata.. Us kaam ko.. karne ki jarurat hi na pade!

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 122   |  

    Boss to worker: Tumne is saal Mehnat se kam kai, cure Islie 5000 ka Bonus Cheque de raha Hu.. Agar isi Tara kam karogeto agle sal ispar sign kardunga.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 161   |  

    Dont loose hope if you aren’t getting promotion in office. Remember, price Pradyumann is still an ACP and Daya is still an Inspector!! Even after 17 years service. That too despite solving all the cases assigned to them. 100 % Performance..

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 124   |  

    Umar ki raah mein JAZBAAT badal jate hai, Waqt ki AAndhi me HALLAT badal jaate hai, Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke Record tod dun, Lekin kambhakt salary dekhte he KHAYAAL badal jaate hai..

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 108   |  

    Everybody says Engineering is so easy that it is just like walking in a park! But only Engineers know that.. park is called Jurassic Park..!!

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 103   |  

    santa hotal mein vetar ban gaya, aadami- 1 biyar dena, santa – 5 rupaye, aadami – itani sasti, to ek pijja dena, santa – 7 rupaye, aadami – vaah, kya baat hai , mujhe tumhaare maalik se milana hai, santa – nahin mil sakate, vo meri bivi ke saath hai, aadami – par vo tumhaari bivi ke saath kya kar raha hai? santa – jo main usake business ke saath kar raha hoon

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 96   |  

    pati – kahaan ho meree daarling patnee – kya baat hai aaj to bade uchhal rahe ho ? pati – are aaj se tum mainejar ke saath soya karogee patnee – aaha ,, kahaan hain mainejar, vo smaart to hain na pati – . . . . kameenee main apanee kampanee mein mainejar ban gaya hoon baat karatee hai

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 194   |  

    पिंकी – क्या हुआ रो क्यों रही हो? सहेली – मैं तो लुट गयी बर्बाद हो गयी पिंकी – क्यों पति में पिटाई की क्या ? सहेली – मेरे पति का ऑफिस में एक लड़की से चक्कर चल रहा है पिंकी – तुमको कैसे पता ? सहेली – मेरे बॉयफ्रेंड ने कल उनको एक लड़की के साथ देखा था

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 104   |  

    bos – ye kaisi dres pahani hai , aadha jism dikh raha hai ,, ladaki – sar itani kaam salary mein to yahi chhote kapade aate hain ,, . . bos – maneger , isako 3 mahine tak salari mat dena

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 115   |  

    संता एक बड़ी कंपनी में इंटरव्यू देने गया , बॉस – बधाई हो , आप को सलेक्ट कर लिया गया है , आपकी सैलरी पहले साल 6 लाख /साल होगी , फिर अगले साल बढाकर 10 लाख /साल कर दी जाएगी , संता बैग उठा के जाने लगा , बॉस -क्या हुआ ? संता – मैं अगले साल ही आऊंगा बॉस बेहोश

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 112   |  

    Nukar bina puche kamre ke ander ghus aya Malkin – tum bina puche andar kaise aaye? Nukar – galti to gyi malkin Malkin – jab bi aaya kro to phle darwaja khatkhtaya kro.. kya pta me kya kr rhi hou Naukar – . . . . fikr mat kriye malkin me darwaje ke ched se phle hi dekh leta hu fir andar aata hun Malkin behosh

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 118   |  

    Biwi pati ka sar daba rhi thi Pati – business bada ghate me jaa rha hai Patni – to me kya kru ? Pati – tum agar sahi se khana bnana sikh lo to me khana banae wale ko nikal dunga kuch paise bachenge Patni – tum mera khyal hi nahi rkhte nahi to me driver, watchmen, mali ko nikal deti Pati behosh

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 95   |  

    Biwi pati ka sar daba rhi thi Pati – business bada ghate me jaa rha hai

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 95   |  

    Bank ka manager hotel me khana khane gya Manager – khane me kya kya hai Waitor – ji tanduri chicken, malai kofta, matar panir, kadhai panir, dam aalu, mix veg, aalo gobi Manager – matar panir aur 4 roti le aao Waitor – lekin sab kuch khtm ho chuka hai abhi kuch nahi hai Manager (gusse me) – to sale itni der se bak kyu rha tha phle hi bata deta Waitor – manager sahab, me roj ATM jata hu wo ATM mujhse pin code, amount, receipt sab kuch puchta hai aur last me bolta hai – “No Cash” ab samaj me aaya muje us time kaisa lagta hai

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 128   |  

    Ladki – Itni late kyu ho gaye me kab se intjaar kar rhi hu Ladka – Boss ne rok liya dinner kiya boss ke sath Ladki – accha kya khaya ? Ladka – Gaaliyan

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 124   |  

    "Manager asked Santa at an interview. Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Santa: POST BOX"

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 132   |  

    "Interviwer : What is the reason to change the job? Applicant : My previous company address was changed, and they forgot to give me the address."

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 228   |  

    "A man went to face an interviewer. Board of Directors asked him, “Tell the difference between “COMPLETE” and “FINISH”. The man replied, I am clarifying with the example, “When u marry a right person you are “Complete” and when you marry the wrong one you are “Finish”."

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 124   |  

    "A School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to a new Schoolin Mumbai. He reported for duty two days after the actual date of joining. Consequently he was asked for an explanation in writing…"

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