Children Day Jokes ( 11 )


  • Nov 05, 2014   |   Review 1059   |  

    What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle

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  • Nov 01, 2014   |   Review 1091   |  

    Why should Children's Day be a national holiday? This is because their is a child within everyone.

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  • Nov 01, 2014   |   Review 1111   |  

    Teacher asks student; 'What is the first mischief you will do this Children's day?' Student replies; 'Nothing. I am on leave today.'

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  • Nov 01, 2014   |   Review 1016   |  

    Why did we start celebrating Children's Day in the first place? This is because the parents and teachers of the world were tired of punishing children. They wanted a day off to think about new types of punishments that will work.

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  • Nov 01, 2014   |   Review 1158   |  

    If all the children in the world go on strike, what will be their slogan for revolution? The children of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your canes!

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  • Nov 01, 2014   |   Review 1126   |  

    Why is Children's day great for bachelors? This is because when you wish the children, their mummies become happy!

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  • Nov 01, 2014   |   Review 1084   |  

    Why is Children's day a redundant concept? With 3 babies being born every second in the world, everyday should be Children's day. Why have a special day for it?

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  • Nov 01, 2014   |   Review 1205   |  

    Who does not go to school on Children's Day? All the teachers in the world. They really deserve a break because for them everyday is Children's day.

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  • Nov 01, 2014   |   Review 1200   |  

    On 14th of February, Valentine's Day: Guy chasing girl at full speed. On 14th of November, Children's Day: Girl with bloated tummy is chasing guy at full speed.

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  • Nov 01, 2014   |   Review 1094   |  

    Which country has banned Children's Day forever? China because they have to give away too many gifts!

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  • Nov 01, 2014   |   Review 1214   |  

    Why is Children's day celebrated on 14th of November? It is because it comes exactly 9 months after Valentine's Day that is on the 14th of February! This joke is seriously overused but it still rocks.

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