Clean Jokes ( 53 )


  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 190   |  

    Santa : matlbi dost se bach kar raho. Banta : magar matlbe dost ka pta kaise chalega. Santa=simple,sare dosto ko msg karojo reply na de samjah lo wo hi matlbi hai.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 180   |  

    Waiter-Apne samose aur pakodon ko andar se kha liya, lekin bahar ka saara chhod diya! Aisa kyon?Customer-Kyonki doctor ne kaha hai, bahar ka khaana mat khao..

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 166   |  

    Girlfriend (boyfriend se): Ab hame shaadi kar leni chahiye. Boyfriend: Voh to theek hai... par hum se shaadi karega koun?

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 164   |  

    husband-talak lena hai, advocate-talak lene ke liye 5000rp lagenge, husband-pagal ho kya?pandit ne 51rp me shadi kari thi. advocate-dekh liye na saste ka Natija!!

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 177   |  

    Ek operation ke baad patient bola: doctor sahab Kya ab main aap logo se mukt hu?' Beta doctor to neeche reh gye, main to Yamraj hun!!!!

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 185   |  

    Dad:result ka kya hua Son: Dad, ek good news hai aur aik bad news Dad:good news bata. Son : mai pass ho gya. Dad : great, aur bad news. Son:good news galat hai.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 178   |  

    Maths teacher to santa,if u had 1000Rs in ur pocket and 1000Rs in d other pocket, wat would u think ? Santa: YEH PANT KIS KI HAI.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 182   |  

    Ladki ka baap : Main nahi chahata ki meri ladki apni poori zindagi ek gadhe ke saath guzaare. Ladki ka Boyfriend : Bus isiliye to main usse shaadi kar ke yahan se le jaana chahata hoon.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 171   |  

    Ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi. Wife: Utho ji, ghar mein chori ho rahi hai. Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main iss time duty par nahi hoon.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 182   |  

    Santa fouj me bharti hua 2 din bad jung suru ho gai santa ki topi per goli lagi santa ne hathiyar phenk kar bola aqalmand ke liye ishara kafi he.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 173   |  

    Pappu bahut speed me Car chala raha tha to trffic police ne use pakad liya Pappu- Sir, Mai car chalana sikh raha hu Police- Bina kisi Teacher ke? Pappu- jee wo mai'Correspondence Course' kar raha hu na

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 184   |  

    Dehaati Aurat Cheque Cash karane gai Clerk- Sign karo Aurat- Kaise? Clerk- Jaise Khat k end me likhti ho. Aurat ne likha- "TOHAR CHUMMA KE INTEJAR Me, BiiiJLi.!

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 170   |  

    Pappu : Sir Humara Poty Aaya Hai. Math Teacher : To Main Kya Karu? Toilet Chala Jaa. Pappu : Up Galat Samajhra Sir, Humara Answer Poty (40) Aaya Hai.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 171   |  

    Blue line bus me khub bhid thi Conductor-Chacha Gate par kyo khde ho Bhitar to chalo Chacha-kyo Bhitar tumne Dari bichha rakhi hai

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 145   |  

    Santa dialled a phone number. A computerizd female sweet voice said, "apke paas paryapt balance nahi hai - Kipaya appna mobile rechage kare". Santa: bas janeman tumse baat ho jati hai, itna hi kaafi hai! I LOVE YOU MISS U..phir call karna jaanuuu

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 176   |  

    College mein ek badi umra ki ladki ko sab students bua bua kehte the Ek din usne principal se shikayat kar di Principal gusse mein class room mein pahunche aur class se kaha jo bhi is ladki ko bua kehta hai woh khada ho jaaye. Ek ek karke saari class khadi ho gayi lekin ak ladka baitha raha Principal ne poochha "To tum ise bua nahi kehte ho" Ladke ne ek thandi saans li aur kaha "Main saari class ka foofa hoon."

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 149   |  

    Ek sardar ke koi santan nahin thi. Usne khoob mannatein mangi, nange per tirth yatra par gaya, bhoomi par soya, sare devi devtavon ke darshan kiye, bahut dino tak upwaas kiya, aur ant mein kaṭhin nirjala vrat arambh kar diya. Tab bhagwan khud prakaṭ huye aur haath jod kar bade deen bhaav se bole.. "pahele shaadi to kar mere baap"

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 182   |  

    एक लड़की अपनी सहेली से बोली बहन यह हसबैंड आखिर होता क्या है सहेली – बहन ये एक विशेष प्रकार का बैंड है जिसे बेलन से ही बजाया जाता है सबसे ख़ास बात यह है कि इसकी आवाज घर के अंदर तक ही रहती है और तो और इतना बजाने के बाद भी यह हँसता ही रहता है

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 157   |  

    Santa Ka Padosi Mar Gaya: Wo Uske Ghar Gaya Or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya? Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi. Sardar: Lo Batao, Kitni Lambi Umar Hai.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 159   |  

    Santa Calling Santa Dials A Number. A Girl Receives The Call. Santa: Who R U? Girl: Seeta Here. Santa: Maine To Chandigarh Phone Kiya Tha, Ye Ayodhya Kaise Chala Gaya?

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 152   |  

    Santa Ki Mah Ki Death Ho Gai, Ek Saal Bad Santa Ka Baap America Sa Wapis Aya, Us Na Poucha Teri Mah Kahan Ha, Santa Bola Wo To Pichlay Saal Hi Mar Gai Thi, Santa Ka Bap Ronay Lga Or Bola Kuttay, Kaminay To Tu Na Mujhay Btaya Q Nhi, Santa Bola, Me Na Socha Surprise Dun Ga…

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 154   |  

    Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya. Banta: Kitne Run Banaye? Santa: Century Hone Me 99 Run Baki The Or Mai Out Ho Gaya. Banta: Shit Yaar So Close!

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 156   |  

    "What is ABCDEFG? A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl! But what is GFEDCBA? (The Opposite) Girl Forgets Everything Done and Catches new Boy Again!"

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 129   |  

    "Bush: Tujhe swimming aati hai? Laaloo: No! Bush:Tere se kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai. Laaloo: Tujhe aati hai? Bush:Haan! Laaloo: Fir tere mein aur kutte mein kya farak hai…"

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