Clever Love Jokes ( 60 )


  • Apr 12, 2014   |   Review 702   |  

    Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else beaten by girlfriend's another boyfriend.

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  • Apr 12, 2014   |   Review 778   |  

    No one is listening until you make a mistake just like love someone.

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  • Apr 12, 2014   |   Review 666   |  

    Never answer an anonymous letter because it can be from girlfriend's side.

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  • Apr 12, 2014   |   Review 659   |  

    I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

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  • Apr 12, 2014   |   Review 717   |  

    Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

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  • Apr 12, 2014   |   Review 703   |  

    Dentists make money off of people with bad teeth. Why should I trust the toothpaste they recommend?

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  • Apr 12, 2014   |   Review 660   |  

    Every time someone calls me fat I get so depress I cut myself... a piece of cake.

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  • Apr 12, 2014   |   Review 692   |  

    Alcohol should be served in Capri Sun pouches. When you can no longer get the straw in the hole, you've had enough.

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  • Apr 12, 2014   |   Review 649   |  

    Sometimes I like to hide my wife's inhaler so the neighbors think I'm a stallion when they hear her panting "Give it to me!

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  • Apr 12, 2014   |   Review 628   |  

    You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera but i love you.

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  • Apr 12, 2014   |   Review 572   |  

    Time is what keeps things from happening all at once. So beware of love and stay with time.

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  • Apr 12, 2014   |   Review 649   |  

    What do you call a boomerang that doesnít come back? A stick.

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  • Apr 12, 2014   |   Review 699   |  

    Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey.

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  • Apr 12, 2014   |   Review 684   |  

    If you canít convince them, confuse them.

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  • Apr 12, 2014   |   Review 695   |  

    When everythingís coming your way, youíre in the wrong lane.

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  • Apr 12, 2014   |   Review 649   |  

    Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!

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  • Apr 12, 2014   |   Review 682   |  

    Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.

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  • Apr 12, 2014   |   Review 733   |  

    A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you donít need it.

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  • Apr 12, 2014   |   Review 727   |  

    For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened heart to love.

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  • Apr 12, 2014   |   Review 632   |  

    As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools to love.

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  • Apr 12, 2014   |   Review 595   |  

    A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

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  • Apr 12, 2014   |   Review 709   |  

    Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts donít have eyes.

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  • Apr 12, 2014   |   Review 659   |  

    Falling in love is only half of what I want. Staying in love with you till forever is the other.

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  • Apr 12, 2014   |   Review 732   |  

    You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness.

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