Love is one of those jokes you have to be there to get.
Are you a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you?
Falling in love is only half of what I want. Staying in love with you till forever is the other.
If you should die before me ask God if you can bring a friend.
Promise me, you won't forget our laughs, our jokes, our smiles, our memories, our love.
If you canít convince them, confuse them.
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depress I cut myself... a piece of cake.
Time goes by slower when you miss the one you love.