Corny pick up Lines ( 92 )


  • Feb 05, 2014   |   Review 613   |  

    I'll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I'll stop loving you.

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  • Feb 05, 2014   |   Review 672   |  

    I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.

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  • Feb 05, 2014   |   Review 646   |  

    You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.

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  • Feb 05, 2014   |   Review 631   |  

    Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

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  • Feb 05, 2014   |   Review 652   |  

    Your name must be Lucky Charms because youíre magically delicious!

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  • Feb 05, 2014   |   Review 681   |  

    If I could rearrange the alphabet in a order I would put U and I first.

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  • Feb 05, 2014   |   Review 652   |  

    Does your left eye hurt? Because you been looking right all day.

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  • Feb 05, 2014   |   Review 761   |  

    If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?

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  • Feb 05, 2014   |   Review 631   |  

    You're more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course.

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  • Feb 05, 2014   |   Review 611   |  

    Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!

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  • Feb 05, 2014   |   Review 711   |  

    If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

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  • Feb 05, 2014   |   Review 603   |  

    Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

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  • Feb 05, 2014   |   Review 621   |  

    Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.

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  • Feb 05, 2014   |   Review 598   |  

    Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

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  • Feb 05, 2014   |   Review 719   |  

    There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

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  • Feb 05, 2014   |   Review 670   |  

    Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

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  • Feb 05, 2014   |   Review 614   |  

    When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.

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  • Feb 05, 2014   |   Review 637   |  

    Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

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  • Feb 05, 2014   |   Review 626   |  

    Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes.

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  • Feb 05, 2014   |   Review 680   |  

    You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

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  • Feb 05, 2014   |   Review 661   |  

    I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!

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  • Feb 05, 2014   |   Review 659   |  

    What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!

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  • Feb 05, 2014   |   Review 626   |  

    Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!

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  • Feb 05, 2014   |   Review 615   |  

    Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?

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