Crazy Jokes ( 52 )


  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 189   |  

    हॉस्टल स्टूडेंट अपने दोस्त से: भाई धोखा हो गया धोखा :- दोस्त:- क्या हो गया...?? स्टूडेंट:घर से बुक्स के लिए पैसे मंगवाए थे, घर वालो ने बुक्स ही भेज दी...

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 199   |  

    लड़का-सूट अच्‍छा पहना है लड़की- थैंक्‍स लड़का- लिप्‍स्‍टिक बहुत अच्‍छी लगाई है लड़की- थैंक्‍स लड़का- मैकअप भी बहुत अच्‍छा है लड़की- थैंक्‍स भैया लड़का- फिर भी अच्‍छी नहीं लग रही हो

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 436   |  

    एक भिखारी- ओ सुंदरी, अंधा हूं सवा पांस रुपए दे दो पति अपनी बीवी से- दे दो तुझे सुंदरी बोल रहा है तो हर हाल में अंधा है

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 184   |  

    Banta dairy likh raha tha "aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala hai pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki, isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki me mama banunga ya mami".

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 429   |  

    Santa : matlbi dost se bach kar raho. Banta : magar matlbe dost ka pta kaise chalega. Santa=simple,sare dosto ko msg karojo reply na de samjah lo wo hi matlbi hai.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 199   |  

    Waiter-Apne samose aur pakodon ko andar se kha liya, lekin bahar ka saara chhod diya! Aisa kyon?Customer-Kyonki doctor ne kaha hai, bahar ka khaana mat khao..

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 772   |  

    Girlfriend (boyfriend se): Ab hame shaadi kar leni chahiye. Boyfriend: Voh to theek hai... par hum se shaadi karega koun? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 212   |  

    husband-talak lena hai, advocate-talak lene ke liye 5000rp lagenge, husband-pagal ho kya?pandit ne 51rp me shadi kari thi. advocate-dekh liye na saste ka Natija!!

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 333   |  

    Ek operation ke baad patient bola: doctor sahab Kya ab main aap logo se mukt hu?' Beta doctor to neeche reh gye, main to Yamraj hun!!!!

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 428   |  

    Dad:result ka kya hua Son: Dad, ek good news hai aur aik bad news Dad:good news bata. Son : mai pass ho gya. Dad : great, aur bad news. Son:good news galat hai.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 1229   |  

    "What is ABCDEFG? A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl! But what is GFEDCBA? (The Opposite) Girl Forgets Everything Done and Catches new Boy Again!"

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 178   |  

    "Bush: Tujhe swimming aati hai? Laaloo: No! Bush:Tere se kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai. Laaloo: Tujhe aati hai? Bush:Haan! Laaloo: Fir tere mein aur kutte mein kya farak hai…"

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 434   |  

    "Sasur ne Daamaad se kaha : 6 saale me 8 baache.Ye kya hai? Daamaad : Maine aapse kaha tha Gareeb jarur hu par aapki beti ko kabhi khali pet nahi rakhunga!"

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 203   |  

    "Do judwa baache kamare me baithe the Ek haans ke lot pot ho raha tha aur dusra udaas tha Dad : Tum itna kyun haans rahe ho Son : Mummy ne itni thand me dono baar isi ko nehla diya!"

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 237   |  

    "Makan Malik : Rs 700 kiraya hoga. Kirayedar : Thik hai. Lekin aapke makan me chuhey nach rahe hai. Malik : To saale 700 me kya Sheela nachegi?"

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 202   |  

    "Santa ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha Aadmi : Kyu maar rahe ho? Sasur : Meinie ise Hospital se SMS kiya. Tum baap ban gaye ho. Isne apne sare friends ko forward kar diya!"

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 340   |  

    "Nurse : Mubarak ho aap ke ghar ladka paida hua hai. Santa : Wah g wah kya technology hai, Biwi meri hospital hai, aur bacha mere ghar paida hua hai!!!"

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 1292   |  

    "Jo dete hai ladki ko tohfe, Wo late hai unki shaadi me sofe, Jo jate hai unke piche, Wo aate hai caro ke neeche, Jo kehte hai JAANU, Wahi bante hai baacho ke MAMU!!!"

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 1223   |  

    "A policeman to his son : Tumhara result aacha nahi aaya. Aaj se tumhara khelna aur TV dekhna band. Beta : Ye 50 rupay pakdo aur ess baat ko yaheen dabado"

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 248   |  

    "Santa:- Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai… Tere dost ki death ho gai hai… Tu gaya Kyu Nahi???? Banta:- Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi"

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 454   |  

    "Santa (Ladki ko chedte hue): Hor soniya ki haal he…?? Ladki (gusse me) boli: Jo teri behn ka hai. Santa (hans kar): Woh to pregnant hai!!!"

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 239   |  

    Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash ?"

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 460   |  

    Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 219   |  

    Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage. Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out. Santa: I didn't say he got out.

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