Dad Jokes ( 29 )


  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 169   |  

    A girl dialed her own number from her boyfriend's cell to see her name saved in list like Doll or sweetie. She was shocked to see... . . .... . ....... Raju plumber!!

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 149   |  

    .Engineering question: prove dat a parrot sits on elephant & elephant died! ....... stud:assume that elephant's name is parrot & parrot's name is elephant.:-

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 156   |  

    Tcher: Jo Dusro Ko Apni Baat Na Samjha Sake Wo Gadha Hota He.. SANTA: Sir, Kya Matlab Mai Samjha Nai.....:p

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 164   |  

    LKG k STUDENT ne exam sheet par susu krke tchr k hath me thama di Tchr-Gadhe ye kya kia Studnt-Madam ji apne hi kha tha pehle jo aa rha hai wahi krdo....

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 148   |  

    Us BewafaKi Yaad Me Humne Hathon Me JAM Utha Liya.... Phir Lagaya Bread Pe Aur fatafat Kha liya.. Moral: Sare AASHIQ Sharabi NAHI HOTE.

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 125   |  

    One day husband and wife fought with each other reasoning with whom their son is affectionate with. After some arguments they planned to throw a stone on him if their son shouts "mumy" then mother wins or if he shouts "papa" then father wins. By hiding behind a tree the boy's parents threw a stone on him. Then the boy shouted"kon he bhen**** ":-D:-D

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 143   |  

    Boy to girl:- kya app mere sath dance karengi? Girl:- o exus me! mein bache k sath nhi nachti............ Boy:- o i m sorry mujhe nhi malum tha k app pregnent hai ??? :

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 162   |  

    पापा, मुझे स्कूल छोड़ने आप क्यों आते हो? बाकी सब बच्चों को छोड़ने तो उनकी मम्मी आती हैं!!! पापा: बस बेटा, इसीलिए…

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 150   |  

    Son: mom, yesterday when i was on bus with dad, dad told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Good, you have done right thing. Son: but mom I was sitting on dad's lap.

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 172   |  

    Father: Do you have a trouble making decisions? Son: well, yes and no !!!

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 145   |  

    Father: What will happen if the third war takes place? Son: We will have one more addition chapter in our history book!

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 184   |  

    Son asked to father: Why was the math book sad? Father replied :Because it had too many problems.

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 150   |  

    Father to son: whenever i beat you, you don't get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet. seat with your toothbrush

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 175   |  

    First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that''s vanity? Second girl: No, it''s imagination.'

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 150   |  

    Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects...

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 135   |  

    The boss returned after lunch in a cool mood and he called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes, which he had picked up. Everybody, but one girl laughed uproariously. He asked 'What's the matter?' grumbled the boss. 'Haven't you got a sense of humor? she replied-'I don't have to laugh,' Because 'I'm this leaving Friday.

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 157   |  

    Once there were three Ladies. First Lady:-My husband's hair color is Black,So i will wear Black Dress for tomorrow Party. Second Lady:-My husband's hair color is Yellow,So i will wear yellow Dress for tomorrow Party. Third Lady questioned:My Husband is bald,So what should I ???!!!

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 163   |  

    Once in a bar, one guy said to another.. "I slept with your mom last night." after that whole bar was waiting another guy's response. After a while... he laughs and says: Let's go home, Father, you are drunk....

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 159   |  

    मां बेटे से - बेटा क्या कर रहे हो तुम? बेटा - पढ़ रहा हूं मां - शाबाश..लेकिन क्या पढ़ रहे हो? बेटा - आपकी होने वाली बहू के मैसेज

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 141   |  

    भक्त- भगवान मैं पापी हूं! मुझे दर्द दो, दुख दो, मुझे बर्बाद कर दो, परेशानी दो, मेरे पीछे भूत लगा दो! भगवान- अबे एक लाइन में बोल ना कि बीवी चाहिए !

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 132   |  

    आज कल के माँ बाप सुबह स्कूल बस में बच्चे को बिठा के ऐसे बाय बाय करते हैं, जैसे पढ़ने नहीं, विदेश यात्रा भेज रहें हो…. और एक हम थे जो रोज़ लात खा के स्कूल जाते थे…

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 178   |  

    वो भी क्या दिन थे….? . जब बच्चपन में कोई रिश्तेदार जाते समय 10 ₹ दे जाता था.. और माँ 8₹ टीडीएस काटकर 2₹ थमा देती थी….!!!

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 169   |  

    आज कल के बच्चे रिफ्रेश होने के लिए जहाँ वाटर पार्क, गेम सेंटर जाने की जिद करते हैं … वहीं हम ऐसे बच्चे थे जो मम्मी-पापा के एक झापङ से ही फ्रेश हो जाते थे.!

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 124   |  

    Pappu ne apne baap ko tamacha mara Padosi – are aapka beta aap par hi hath utha deta hai Bapu – kya kru ye sala apni maa par gaya hai Padosi Behosh

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