Desi Jokes ( 27 )


  • Feb 17, 2016   |   Review 325   |  

    5th class ka student apne dost se: Kitna MuskiL H SchooL Ki “Teacher” Se Pyar Karna, 2 Dost: kyun? “LOVE-LETTER” Beja Tha… Home Work Samz Ke Check kar DIA

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  • Feb 17, 2016   |   Review 327   |  

    Bihari Aurat Cheque Cash karane gai Clerk- Sign karo Aurat- Kaise? Clerk- Jaise Khat k end me likhti ho. Aurat ne likha- “TOHAR CHUMMA KE INTEJAR Me, BiiiJLi.!

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  • Feb 17, 2016   |   Review 282   |  

    1 ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya. 1 khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha, “Apne bade bhai k pair chhu rahe ho?” Ladka bola,”JI BHABHI JI!”

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  • Feb 17, 2016   |   Review 307   |  

    12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia Ladki Ne Kiss Dia Wo Ghabra K Bhaga Ladki Ne Pucha: Kya Hua Ladka: Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu

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  • Feb 17, 2016   |   Review 421   |  

    Dadu pappu se.. Beta zara andar se mere daant (teeth) le aa.. Pappu: Dadu lekin abhi khana nai bana hai.. Dadu: Nai nai beta khane ke liye nahi.. wo saamne wali building main teri aunty ko Smile denee hai..!

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  • Feb 17, 2016   |   Review 254   |  

    Munna Bhai Ke Ghar LADKI Hue. Circuit:- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sare ladke isko line marenge. MUNNA:- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge.

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  • Feb 17, 2016   |   Review 1259   |  

    Anath Ashram worker kanjoos se: Sethji, aap hamare anath ashram ke liye kya kar sakte hain? Kanjoos: Mein anath ashram mein apne 4 bachhe bhej sakta hu.

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  • Feb 17, 2016   |   Review 301   |  

    Ek doctor apne dost se, yar main soch rha hoon ki yahan clinic khol loon dost: yar tumhara khyal to acha hai magar yahaan ka qabristan chota hai

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  • Feb 17, 2016   |   Review 276   |  

    Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti kya? Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai do char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!

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  • Feb 17, 2016   |   Review 317   |  

    Teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao ? Student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha.. !

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  • Feb 17, 2016   |   Review 487   |  

    Maine kaha "Dil Ruba" Usne kaha balance bhijwa.. Maine kaha "Paise Nahi" usne kaha "Kaise nahi".. Maine kaha "Mehangai Hai" Usne kaha "Ja aaj se tu mera bhai hain." :"-)

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  • Feb 17, 2016   |   Review 277   |  

    Aik Pagal (hath mai cigarette chupa kr): batao mere hath mai kia hai? dosara pagal: rail gari... 1st:Tumhe kaise pata chala? 2nd:maine dhuwan niklte dekha...

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  • Feb 17, 2016   |   Review 274   |  

    Santa tum Is office Mein kUb se kam kr rahe hO ? BaNtA : Jub se BoSs ne MuJhe nOkRi sE nIkalne kI dhamkI dI hA ...

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  • Feb 17, 2016   |   Review 327   |  

    Sardar ki Beti hui. Biwi: suno ji jb ye bari hogi tou Larke ise tung krn ge. Sardar: Me ne is problem ka solution dhondh lia he hm iska nam "BAJI" rakhn ge;-)

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  • Feb 17, 2016   |   Review 283   |  

    Sardar ki Beti hui. Biwi: suno ji jb ye bari hogi tou Larke ise tung krn ge. Sardar: Me ne is problem ka solution dhondh lia he hm iska nam "BAJI" rakhn ge;-)

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  • Feb 17, 2016   |   Review 359   |  

    Ek 10 saal ka bachha dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: “Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare”. Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho. Kid: Main yeh dekh raha tha ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

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  • Feb 17, 2016   |   Review 314   |  

    Teacher: Late kyo aaye ho? Santa: Mumy papa lad rhe the Techr: wo lad rhe the to tum kyo late aaye? santa: mera 1 juta maumy k pass or Dusra papa k paas tha!

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  • Feb 17, 2016   |   Review 275   |  

    1Baccha Paida Hote Hi Nurse s Bola-MOBILE h Kya? Nurse:-Hai Par Tu Kya Karega Baccha: Bas GOD Ko Ek CALL Karni H Ki Mai Pahuch Gaya hu. Meri Wali ko Bhej Do

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  • Feb 17, 2016   |   Review 286   |  

    A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, This is my sardarni, He is my kid, and…. she is my kidne

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  • Feb 17, 2016   |   Review 266   |  

    Boy to friend: Dekho voh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai. Friend: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi, jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha.

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  • Feb 17, 2016   |   Review 340   |  

    Rubel gora tha. Jab uska ladka paida hua toh woh kala tha. Tab Rubel apne patni ke paas jata hai aur pucha hai, “Yaar main bhi gora tha tum bhi gori thi to bachcha kaise kala paida ho gaya?” Aur pher uski bibi ne jawab diya, Darling mein vi Hot tum vi hot sayad “Bachcha Jal gaya hoga.”

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  • Feb 17, 2016   |   Review 326   |  

    Ek chor amir lok ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Trunk pe likha tha “Trunk ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 156 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, trunk khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.” Jate jate chor us lok se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!

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  • Feb 17, 2016   |   Review 329   |  

    Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari, 2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya, Qnki bank me likha tha “Hum aapke sapne ko hakik

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  • Feb 17, 2016   |   Review 342   |  

    Bachha: Papa ek glass pani dena Dad: Apne aap le lo Kid: Nahi aap de do pleez. Dad: Agar dubara mere se pani manga to 2 thapad marunga. Kid: Papa, jab thapad marne aaoge to pani lete aana.. Papa paani dena.

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