Diwali Jokes ( 11 )


  • Sep 19, 2015   |   Review 502   |  

    May this Diwali lights up dreams, hopes, undiscovered avenues and everything bright. Happy Diwali

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  • Sep 16, 2015   |   Review 460   |  

    Sardarji calls Air India. How long does it take to fly to Amritsar? Just a sec, says the rep. Thank you. says the Sardarji and hangs up.

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  • Sep 15, 2015   |   Review 514   |  

    Aapke life mein mithaas ho “Cadbury” jaise Rounak ho “Asian Paints” jaise Mehak ho “Axe” jaise, Tazgi ho “Colgate” jaise Aur tension-free rahe “Huggies” jaise…..!!!!

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  • Sep 15, 2015   |   Review 749   |  

    I’m maachis & you’re pataka, Together we are & it will be double dhamaka…!!

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  • Sep 15, 2015   |   Review 571   |  

    Santa: How does a married man Celebrates a noiseless Diwali..? Banta: By going abroad…?? Santa: No. By sending his wife To her parents’ place..!!

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  • Oct 16, 2014   |   Review 806   |  

    Boy bought gift for his girlfriend.. Gf: what the hell would i do with dis diwali rocket?? Boy: you wanted stars na?? now sit on it and get lost !! ..

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  • Oct 16, 2014   |   Review 821   |  

    Takleef Wo Jo Tarpa De Teacher Wo Jo Saza De Mohabat Wo Jo Wafa De DUSHMAN Wo Jo Marwa De Aur Apna Wo Jo Diwali ki safai Karwa De!

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  • Oct 16, 2014   |   Review 998   |  

    Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe, Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari 'Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe...

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  • Oct 16, 2014   |   Review 957   |  

    Diwali Ke din EK BAR 2 JUDWAA BACHCHE EK KAMRE ME BAITHE THE! 1 HAS-HAS KE LOT-POT HO RAHA THA WAHIN DUSRA EK KONE ME UDAS BATHA THA!!!!!!!!!! PAPA-TUM ITNA HAS KYUN RAHE HO? BETA-MUMMY NE DONO BAR ISI KO NAHLA DIYA

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  • Oct 16, 2014   |   Review 979   |  

    Big B-Mere Pas Rocket Hai, SurSuri Hai, Chakri Hai, Murga Bumb Hai, Tumhare Pas Kya Hai? Shashi- Mere Pas MAAchis Hai. Happy Diwali

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  • Oct 16, 2014   |   Review 1017   |  

    1st Sardar : Jab phatake phut te hai to pahle light dhekhai deti hai phir awaz, aisa kyon? 2nd Sardar : Kyonki hamari aankh aage hai aur kaan piche

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