Diwali Jokes ( 11 )

  • Sep 15, 2015

    I’m maachis & you’re pataka, Together we are & it will be double dhamaka…!!

  • Sep 15, 2015

    Aapke life mein mithaas ho “Cadbury” jaise Rounak ho “Asian Paints” jaise Mehak ho “Axe” jaise, Tazgi ho “Colgate” jaise Aur tension-free rahe “Huggies” jaise…..!!!!

  • Sep 15, 2015

    Santa: How does a married man Celebrates a noiseless Diwali..? Banta: By going abroad…?? Santa: No. By sending his wife To her parents’ place..!!

  • Sep 19, 2015

    May this Diwali lights up dreams, hopes, undiscovered avenues and everything bright. Happy Diwali

  • Oct 16, 2014

    Boy bought gift for his girlfriend.. Gf: what the hell would i do with dis diwali rocket?? Boy: you wanted stars na?? now sit on it and get lost !! ..

  • Sep 16, 2015

    Sardarji calls Air India. How long does it take to fly to Amritsar? Just a sec, says the rep. Thank you. says the Sardarji and hangs up.

  • Oct 16, 2014

    Big B-Mere Pas Rocket Hai, SurSuri Hai, Chakri Hai, Murga Bumb Hai, Tumhare Pas Kya Hai? Shashi- Mere Pas MAAchis Hai. Happy Diwali

  • Oct 16, 2014

    1st Sardar : Jab phatake phut te hai to pahle light dhekhai deti hai phir awaz, aisa kyon? 2nd Sardar : Kyonki hamari aankh aage hai aur kaan piche