Diwali Jokes ( 11 )

  • Sep 15, 2015

    I’m maachis & you’re pataka, Together we are & it will be double dhamaka…!!

  • Oct 16, 2014

    Boy bought gift for his girlfriend.. Gf: what the hell would i do with dis diwali rocket?? Boy: you wanted stars na?? now sit on it and get lost !! ..

  • Sep 15, 2015

    Santa: How does a married man Celebrates a noiseless Diwali..? Banta: By going abroad…?? Santa: No. By sending his wife To her parents’ place..!!

  • Sep 15, 2015

    Aapke life mein mithaas ho “Cadbury” jaise Rounak ho “Asian Paints” jaise Mehak ho “Axe” jaise, Tazgi ho “Colgate” jaise Aur tension-free rahe “Huggies” jaise…..!!!!

  • Oct 16, 2014

    Takleef Wo Jo Tarpa De Teacher Wo Jo Saza De Mohabat Wo Jo Wafa De DUSHMAN Wo Jo Marwa De Aur Apna Wo Jo Diwali ki safai Karwa De!

  • Sep 16, 2015

    Sardarji calls Air India. How long does it take to fly to Amritsar? Just a sec, says the rep. Thank you. says the Sardarji and hangs up.

  • Oct 16, 2014

    Big B-Mere Pas Rocket Hai, SurSuri Hai, Chakri Hai, Murga Bumb Hai, Tumhare Pas Kya Hai? Shashi- Mere Pas MAAchis Hai. Happy Diwali

  • Oct 16, 2014

    Diwali Ke din EK BAR 2 JUDWAA BACHCHE EK KAMRE ME BAITHE THE! 1 HAS-HAS KE LOT-POT HO RAHA THA WAHIN DUSRA EK KONE ME UDAS BATHA THA!!!!!!!!!! PAPA-TUM ITNA HAS KYUN RAHE HO? BETA-MUMMY NE DONO BAR ISI KO NAHLA DIYA



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