Doctor Jokes ( 19 )


  • Feb 17, 2016   |   Review 351   |  

    Marij doctor ke paas gaya or bola : Aapne to kaha tha ki subah game khelne se thik ho jaunga. Doctor: Achcha konsa game khelte ho?? Marij: Mobile mein snake wala...

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  • Feb 17, 2016   |   Review 317   |  

    Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?" "Yes, of course..." "Great! I never could before!"

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  • Feb 17, 2016   |   Review 353   |  

    Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?" "Yes, of course..." "Great! I never could before!"

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  • Feb 17, 2016   |   Review 536   |  

    "Doctor, doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!" "Do you drink a lot?" "Not really - I spill most of it!"

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  • Feb 17, 2016   |   Review 336   |  

    "Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade." "Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet?" "Yea, I shaved with the electric razor."

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  • Feb 17, 2016   |   Review 488   |  

    Nurse to patient with bleeding head: your name? Patient: Sunil. Nurse: age? Patient: 25 years. Nurse: married? Patient : no no, car accident !!

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  • Feb 17, 2016   |   Review 311   |  

    Nurse to patient with bleeding head: your name? Patient: Sunil. Nurse: age? Patient: 25 years. Nurse: married? Patient : no no, car accident !!

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  • Feb 17, 2016   |   Review 511   |  

    Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo. Patient: teek hai doctor (after 1 week) Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya? Patient: nahi doctor. Doctor: kyu nahi? Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakh

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  • Feb 17, 2016   |   Review 794   |  

    Ek Pagal roz kehta: Gulel banaunga, Kabutar marunga.. Gulel banaunga,. Kabutar marunga..

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  • Feb 17, 2016   |   Review 618   |  

    Ek Pagal roz kehta: Gulel banaunga, Kabutar marunga.. Gulel banaunga,. Kabutar marunga..

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  • Feb 17, 2016   |   Review 344   |  

    Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health. Santa: Sir i play football, cricket, tennis daily. Doctor: how long do you play? Santa: until d battery in my mobile goes down!!

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  • Feb 17, 2016   |   Review 487   |  

    Doctor: Kya takleef hai.. ?? Pappu: Seenay me Bohot dard ho raha hai.. Doctor: Cigrette Peety ho..?? Pappu: Han Par “Gold Flake” hi Mangwana..

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  • Feb 17, 2016   |   Review 609   |  

    Patient Doctor ko bola –> Doctor Sahab Mujhe Dur Ka Nazar Nahi atahai.. Doctor na kaha– > Wo Asmaan Par Kia Hai? Mareez –> wo Suraj hai Doctor > Aabay andhay is s e duur kia khudha ko dekhaga keya..

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  • Feb 17, 2016   |   Review 354   |  

    Ek admi Dr. Se- Aap Parchi Me Aisa Kya Likhte Ho jo Sirf Medical Store Wale Ko Hi Samajh Me aata hai Dr.: main likhta hu…. “Maine Loot Liya Hai Tu Bhi Loot Le..”

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  • Feb 17, 2016   |   Review 497   |  

    Lady- doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya hai. Doc- kiss kitni bar karti ho? Lady- saal me ek bar. Doc- infection nahi zang lag gaya hai

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  • Feb 17, 2016   |   Review 568   |  

    Doctor: I am sorry. Opration ke waqt Rubber ke Gloves Aapke pet me reh gaye. dobara opration karna hoga. Santa: Abey, pagal hai kya? Ye le 20 rupaye.. naya le le.

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  • Feb 17, 2016   |   Review 657   |  

    Bhagwan aur doctor ko kabhi naraaz mat karna. kyu ki bhagwan naraaz to aap doctor ke paas. aur doctor naraaz to aap bhagwan ke paas.

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  • Feb 17, 2016   |   Review 510   |  

    Marij: Dr.sahib mera khada nahi hota. Dr.: Ru married? NO Dr.: Do u have girlfriend? NO Dr.: Muth marte ho? NO To BC khada karke dolu taangega kya!

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  • Feb 17, 2016   |   Review 589   |  

    Old Lady to Doctor: Mujhe Gas ki problem hai par achhi baat ye hai ki meri gas me na BadBu aati hai na Awaaz Aap k clinic me bhi 20 baar gas chhod chuki hu par kisi ko pata nahi chala.. Doctor: Ye Dawa lijiye aur 1 week baad aayiye.

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