English Jokes ( 14 )


  • Jan 14, 2016   |   Review 369   |  

    Father to his son- How was the paper? Son- bas pehla sawal chut gaya. Father- acha,aur baki? Son- 3rd mujhe ata nahi tha, 4th main karna bhul gya, 5th mujhe nazar nahi aya nd 6th paper ki pichli taraf tha meine dekha nahi. Father gusse me bola- aur 2nd ques? Son- bas sirf wahi galat hua hai.

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  • Jan 14, 2016   |   Review 405   |  

    Principal- I tried ur number so many times, it said switched off. STUDENT said : ya it’s my CALLER TUNE Principal shock. Student Rock.

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  • Jan 14, 2016   |   Review 363   |  

    Teacher:Maria please point to America on the map. Maria:This is it. Teacher:Well done. Now class, who found America? Class:Maria did.

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  • Jan 14, 2016   |   Review 393   |  

    Teacher: Why are you late? Ramu: Because of the sign. Teacher: What sign? Ramu: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow.

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  • Jan 14, 2016   |   Review 359   |  

    Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me I am going home now.

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  • Jan 14, 2016   |   Review 371   |  

    Employee: I forgot my purse at home, I need 1000 rupees urgently, Boss: I can understand your problem, take this 10 rupees go and get your purse.

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  • Jan 14, 2016   |   Review 426   |  

    Boss hangs a poster in Office, I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk. Your wife called, she wants her poster back home.

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  • Jan 14, 2016   |   Review 408   |  

    Dog & Mosquito were in Love mosquito kissed the dog Dog became emotional gave Love bite to mosquito Mosquito died of Rabies & Dog died of Dengue MORAL:- LOVE is DANGEROUS.

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  • Jan 14, 2016   |   Review 382   |  

    NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE: In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup.

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  • Jan 14, 2016   |   Review 414   |  

    Sardar: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio.

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  • Jan 14, 2016   |   Review 549   |  

    Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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  • Jan 14, 2016   |   Review 428   |  

    Sardar: What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with T. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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  • Jan 14, 2016   |   Review 470   |  

    sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb, explodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

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  • Jan 14, 2016   |   Review 473   |  

    Boss: Where were you born? Sardar: India. Boss: which part? Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India.

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