Family Day Jokes ( 18 )


  • Dec 22, 2014   |   Review 788   |  

    Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No.

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  • Dec 22, 2014   |   Review 671   |  

    Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in most countries, son.

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  • Dec 22, 2014   |   Review 532   |  

    I m going to watch my wedding video later 'backwards. I love the end bit when she takes the ring off, goes back down the aisle and jumps in the car.

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  • Dec 22, 2014   |   Review 723   |  

    A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny opens, holding a beer and smoking a fat cigar. The salesman says, "Little boy is your mother home?" Little Johnny taps his ash on the carpet and says, "What do you think?"

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  • Dec 22, 2014   |   Review 549   |  

    Son - "Dad whats the difference between confident and confidential?" Dad - "Hmm. You are my son. Of that I am confident. Your friend Timmy is also my son. That's confidential."

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  • Dec 22, 2014   |   Review 555   |  

    Husband: everytime I hit you, you never fight back. how do you manage your anger? Wife: I clean the toilet seat............. Husband: how does it help Wife: I use your toothbrush!!

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  • Dec 22, 2014   |   Review 565   |  

    Girl: What if a boy hugs me? Mom: Say Don't Girl: What if he kisses me? Mom: Say stop. The next day when the girl goes to school her boyfriend hugs and kisses her well so she says as her mother told her to do and she quickly said DON'T STOP!!!!!..

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  • Dec 22, 2014   |   Review 665   |  

    Jimmy said to his father: "Daddy how can I stop giving questions?" and his father said: "First:Don't think and Second...SHUT UP!!!"

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  • Dec 22, 2014   |   Review 777   |  

    Daughter: Mom,does God go to bathroom? Mom: Why? my child.. Daughter: Today in the morning I heard papa said, "Please God let me go to the bathroom...

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  • Dec 22, 2014   |   Review 758   |  

    A wife sending a short message to her husband: It was just said on the news that they found a hideous corpse with a hollow head, a cigar among ugly rotten teeth and a bottle of liquor in his hand. I'm worried about you!. Please, give me a ring

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  • Dec 22, 2014   |   Review 512   |  

    Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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  • Dec 22, 2014   |   Review 534   |  

    A little boy was so exited because his mom told him he is getting a baby brother. He repeated that to his techer every day, when he came to school, "Im getting a brother." One day his mom alllowed him to feel the baby's kicks in her belly. The next day he came to school and didnt say anything to his teacher, so the teacher asked him, what happend to his brother. He replyed, "I think mommy ate him."

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  • Dec 22, 2014   |   Review 528   |  

    A man and his wife agreed on a code to use in front of their kids when they want to have s*x. The code is: "Making a call." One day the man ask his son to tell his mother, that dad wants to make a phone call. The boy returns to his dad, that mom says she is out of order. Then he ask him to tell her, that dad will go outside to make a phone call. The boy returns, that mom says, "If you do so, she will open a central telephone station in the house."

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  • Dec 22, 2014   |   Review 516   |  

    Wife: "What are you doing?" Husband : Nothing. Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour." Husband : "I was looking for the expiration date."

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  • Dec 22, 2014   |   Review 556   |  

    Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Husband: Because the people would think I am beating you.

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  • Dec 22, 2014   |   Review 555   |  

    Father: Which one do you love more , me or Mommy? Son: I love you both. Father: Very Well , lets say I went to Japan and Mommy went to France which country will you go to? Son: Japan. Father: See, that you love Mommy more than me? Son: No, I just want to visit Japan. Father: Very well , lets say I went to Japan and Mommy went to France which country will you go to? Son: France. Father: See? Son: No its just because I have already visited Japan.

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  • Dec 22, 2014   |   Review 595   |  

    Daughter is not equal to tension But In todayís world Daughter is equal to Ten sonís.

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  • Dec 22, 2014   |   Review 612   |  

    A FATHER Asked His DAUGHTER: Who Would U Love More, Me Or Ur Husband..?? The BEST Reply Given By the DAUGHTER: I Donít Know Really, But When I See U, I Forget Him, But When I See Him, I Remember U..

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