2 Boys were Following 2 Gals Each girl took rakhi & tied 2 their hands & asked them: what will u do now.. Boys: Dude, u marry my sister, i will marry ur sister.
2 Boys were Following 2 Gals Each girl took rakhi & tied 2 their hands & asked them: what will u do now.. Boys: Dude, u marry my sister, i will marry ur sister.
"Which is easier? You getting into those tight jeans or me getting you out of them?"
"Excuse me miss, can I have the time? I’d check my watch but I can’t take my eyes off you."
Gaur farmaiyega Waqt par aadat na badli to wo zarurat-e-life ban jaati hai, Aur agar time pr girl friend na badli to wo kambakht WIFE ban jati hai
Ladki patane ka tarika.. Chupke se usko piche jakar pakad lo Agar hasi to samjo FASI & Agar gussa huyi to zor zor se chillao . . . . . . . . DIDI DAR GAYI DIDI DAR GAYI!!
A boy and girl went for a walk. While walking, boy hits his leg to a stone and starts bleeding. He looks at her hoping that she would tear her suite and wrap it around his leg. She looks in his eyes and says... “Don't think about it that was a designer suite.!”
Newton in romantic mood: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, Only it can transfer from 1 girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.
Umar kya kahu kafi nadan hai meri, Sabko pyar dena pehchan hai meri, Aapka dil zakhmo se bhara ho to humse milo, Dilo ko repair kerne ki dukan hai meri..!
