The most POISONOUS BREAK-UP ever… A Boyfriend threw 6 Cricket Balls at his Girlfriend! Girlfriend: What was that? Boy: IT’S OVER
Aati hai teri yaad der tak aati hai, Jab tu aas paas se guzar jati hai, Main to roz nahta hoon, Tu kyon nahi nahati hai.
Girl to shopkeeper: Bhaiya aap ke pas aisa valentine card hai jisme likha ho.. ‘U R MY 1st and would be my Last LOVE..? Shopkeeper: Haan Hai..! Girl: Theek hai 20 de do.
Some Guys hold their Girlfriend’s hand in Malls Bcoz If they leave her hand.. She’ll go shopping, It looks ROMANTIC but actually its ECONOMIC.
When I was born Devil When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!!
After break up: Boy to Girl: kaha chal di kaha chal di pyar ki pungi baja kar? Girl to Boy: chhod chhad ke apne salim ki gali anarkali disco chali!
Girl Demanded for Ice Cream. Boy Purchased It for her. Girl: Thank you. Boy: Just Thank you. Girl: You Want Kiss Now? Boy: Oh you hungry of romance, give me half Ice cream.
Mood mood kar na dekh mujhe.. Yun hanste hanste.. Mere dost he bade hoshiyaar, Keh denge BHABHI ji namaste.