Flirty Love Jokes ( 71 )

  • Apr 09, 2014

    Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off.

  • Apr 11, 2014

    A Sweet Line Written on Hospital Board: If you Still want To see Beautiful Girls or Boys when After you Die, Then.. DONATE YOUR EYES..

  • Apr 11, 2014

    Wife pointing at a couple next door says to her husband: Look at him he kisses her all the time, can’t u do that? Husband : I tried but she slapped me.

  • Apr 11, 2014

    Bf: "Pack ur bag honey, I've won Rs.10 crore in a lottery." Gf: Wow! Thailand or Switzerland?" Bf: "Who Cares? You just pack ur bag & GET LOST."

  • Apr 11, 2014

    m getting married next month…. its small party and only few people will be invited…… dont bring any gift….. just bring someone who ll marry me

  • Apr 11, 2014

    Wife: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye. Husband: tumne unhe roka nahi? Wife: bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal aayenge.

  • Apr 11, 2014

    Boy: I went to your house so I don't think so that i can marry with you. Girl: Did you meet my father that's why you are saying this. Boy: No I met your sister that's why. She is so beautiful.

  • Apr 11, 2014

    Girl: Why do you always keep typing my name in ur statuses? Boy: Because facebook keeps asking me whats on my mind so i keep typing your name.