Kaju, badam, pista. .All dryfruits are tasty but they are nothing in comparison 2 u bcoz... Abey! "KHAJUR" teri baat hi kuchh aur hai.
Aati hai teri yaad der tak aati hai, Jab tu aas paas se guzar jati hai, Main to roz nahta hoon, Tu kyon nahi nahati hai.
A Girl was singing in a school bus. Boy: Why did you sing in a radio station? Girl: Am i singing good? Boy: NO, we can off the radio.
A Boys Eye Is Faster Than Google In Searching A Girl In A Crowd but girls is more faster in choose the person whom she wants to shop with.
A boy and girl went for a walk. While walking, boy hits his leg to a stone and starts bleeding. He looks at her hoping that she would tear her suite and wrap it around his leg. She looks in his eyes and says... “Don't think about it that was a designer suite.!”
Girl: Which computer do you have? Boy: I have a computer with intel core i7, processor 3.3 Ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram & nvidia gtx 560 graphics card. Boy: which computer do YOU have??? Girl: A ' Compac ' company!!
Boy: I went to your house so I don't think so that i can marry with you. Girl: Did you meet my father that's why you are saying this. Boy: No I met your sister that's why. She is so beautiful.
Boy: Wow you look so perfect with incredible body and flower like skin. What did you use? Girl: Adobe Photoshop!
Girl Demanded for Ice Cream. Boy Purchased It for her. Girl: Thank you. Boy: Just Thank you. Girl: You Want Kiss Now? Boy: Oh you hungry of romance, give me half Ice cream.
2 type ki ladkio ke piche na bhago Ek- Jiske piche mein hu. Kyon ki woh tujhe kabhi nahi milegi Doosri- Jiske piche mein nahi hu. Kyon ki jo mujse nahi pati woh tujse kya pategi.
Bf: "Pack ur bag honey, I've won Rs.10 crore in a lottery." Gf: Wow! Thailand or Switzerland?" Bf: "Who Cares? You just pack ur bag & GET LOST."
Let the most beautiful do Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight,Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight.... But don't make it a habit bcoz I m not free every night..
if i need "Brain Transplantation if i need "Brain Transplantation" i will prefer your brain... don't think that you are a genius.......... i need a brain which is never used before.
When I was born Devil When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!!
What wiil you be doing on the weekend? What wiil you be doing on the weekend? I want someone to look after my dog.
Wife: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye. Husband: tumne unhe roka nahi? Wife: bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal aayenge
Wife: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye. Husband: tumne unhe roka nahi? Wife: bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal aayenge.
I believe that God above created you for me to luv. He picked me out from all the rest coz he knew I’d luv you the best!
U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.
Hi Good Morning! Arz hai, Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai, Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai.
m getting married next month…. its small party and only few people will be invited…… dont bring any gift….. just bring someone who ll marry me
A girl checks her lover’s mobile to know under which name he has saved HER no: when dialed it showed. . . . TIME PASS NO.8 – calling..
1 Day boy was sitting with a Girl. 2nd Day with another Girl. 3rd Day with a different Girl Moral: Girls change but Boys never change.
We have known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? bcoz i like u very much. will u b my partner to rob a bank.
