Funny Love Jokes ( 83 )

  • Jan 09, 2014

    whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”

  • Jan 09, 2014

    I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

  • Jan 09, 2014

    Love is a state in which a man sees things most decidedly as they are not.

  • Jan 09, 2014

    Millions of people write Love Letters. But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me, Just imagine how lucky I m! Great words Said by . ** DUST BIN **

  • Jan 09, 2014

    When i spend time with you.. . . . , M giving you a part of my life That will never come back So please dont make me regret it later

  • Jan 09, 2014

    strange but true- believe in love ...!Love has great power ! It can " REMOVE " misunderstandings, Anxieties, worries Doubts, Fears ,Tears , T shirts, Tops, Jeans...etc....etc

  • Jan 10, 2014

    Sticks & stones may break my bones, BUT chains & whips excite me!

  • Jan 09, 2014

    You can hug it when you're in trouble You can cry on it when you're in pain You can embrace it when you're happy So when you need true love Buy a pillow