Funny Love Jokes ( 83 )

  • Jan 09, 2014

    love is a bird you hold tightly, it dies...... if you hold lightly,it flies........... you hold it nicely,it shits in your hand...... vuhhh........ soo.......... forgot love and better flirt.............

  • Jan 09, 2014

    The Best Place To Breakup With Your Girl Friend Is In McDonald There Are Sharp Knives & Forks 0r Heavy Plates & You Can Always Hide Behind A Fat Kid … =P =D

  • Jan 09, 2014

    strange but true- believe in love ...!Love has great power ! It can " REMOVE " misunderstandings, Anxieties, worries Doubts, Fears ,Tears , T shirts, Tops, Jeans...etc....etc

  • Jan 09, 2014

    If you are asked to choose between Bill Gates’ money and World’s Peace, THEN What will be the color of your Lamborghini?

  • Jan 09, 2014

    Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

  • Jan 10, 2014

    If someone would ask me what a beautiful life means, I would lean my head on your shoulder n hold u close to me n answer with a smile...

  • Jan 09, 2014

    A Perfect Girl Doesn't Bother… Doesn't Shout.. Doesn't Flirt With Others.. Doesn't Lies.. Doesn't Cheat.. . , . . . . . And Doesn't Exists.

  • Jan 10, 2014

    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



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