Funny Love Jokes ( 83 )

  • Jan 10, 2014

    My husband asked me dress up as a nurse tonight to fulfill his fantasy...that we have Health Insurance!

  • Jan 09, 2014

    New style of proposing Love I have spent many sleepless nights in your love and I don’t want my son to do the same for your daughter… so lets make them brother and sister.

  • Jan 09, 2014

    I don’t mind people spreading rumours about me..but if they start spreading the truth I’m screwed…

  • Jan 09, 2014

    When I was kid I was going to change the world. & Today if the remote is on the other end of the couch, I don’t even change the channel…

  • Jan 09, 2014

    My phone just fell down on the floor !! Is everyone ok in my contact list?

  • Jan 09, 2014

    If Microsoft Buy Facebook - . . . . . . . . . First Notification We’ll Get is . . “You Have To Install Drivers To Add Friends”

  • Jan 10, 2014

    I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she’d popped her clogs.

  • Jan 10, 2014

    Sticks & stones may break my bones, BUT chains & whips excite me!