Gender Jokes ( 28 )


  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 153   |  

    "Not at all, Ma'am," the manager replied. "It is because our employees are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to being shoved around, know how to keep their mouths shut and don't pout when I yell at them."

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 140   |  

    Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager and asked him, "Why is it you limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think women are weak, dumb, cantankerous... or what?"

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 141   |  

    In a small town, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 159   |  

    In recent years, comedians like Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, Amy Schumar, Jon Stewart, John Oliver, Aziz Ansari and many more have used to comedy to battle sexism and homophobia in society. Their very existence proves that the world enjoys a more inclusive brand of humor. Invoke them. Amy Poehler once said, “Girls, if a boy says something that isn’t funny, you don’t have to laugh.” And she was right.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 137   |  

    A few weeks after I left my WhatsApp group, one of my best friends spoke up against a series of bigoted jokes in her WhatsApp group. While the original poster defended her joke, my friend was quickly supported by another woman. A thoughtful discussion about gender roles and representation of women in the media followed suit. My friend swears that to this day not a single sexist joke has entered the group. If more people started standing up against such behavior, the tide will change.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 132   |  

    Over time some people within the group reached out to me on separate occasions. The simple truth is that most people don’t even know that they are being sexist while quoting that monologue from Pyaar Ka Panchnama (you know which one). It is important for us to be patient and explain why making fun of a marginalized group is akin to kicking a puppy that is already hurt. Talk to them. Don’t talk at them.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 152   |  

    A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 163   |  

    A boy asks his dad, “What’s the difference between potential and realistic?” The dad tells him to go ask the rest of his family if they’d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then he’d tell him the answer. The boy goes up to his mom and asks her. She responds, “A million dollars is a lot of money sweetheart. I could send you, your sister, and your brother to great colleges, so sure, I would!” He then goes and asks his sister to which she replies, “Brad Pitt? Hell ya, he’s the hottest guy ever!” Next, the boy asks his brother who replies, “A million dollars? Hell yes I would. I’d be rich!” When the boy excitedly returns to his dad with the family’s responses, the dad says, “Well son, potentially, we have three million dollars. Realistically, we have two sluts and a queer.”

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 152   |  

    A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 150   |  

    Girl: "Girls are better than boys." Boy: "Then why did God make boys first?" Girl: "Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy."

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 290   |  

    For all the guys who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember that's where the knives are kept.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 146   |  

    A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he doesn’t want to appear insensitive, he also doesn’t want to miss an opportunity, so he asks, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" She does, and it is a long, deep, lingering kiss. After she's finished, the tough, hairy biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I’ve ever had! That's a real talent you’re wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl…"

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 135   |  

    A man asks, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God responded, ”So you would love her.” The man asks, “But God, why did you make her so dumb?” God replied, “So she would love you.”

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 146   |  

    How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 134   |  

    A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I was stung by a bee!” she said. “Where?” he asked. “Between the first and second hole.” she replied. He nodded and said, “Your stance is far too wide.”

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 149   |  

    Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 167   |  

    As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 168   |  

    Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? A: "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 153   |  

    Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai? Jab kisi ladki ka rape hone ke badd uski ma bolti hai "HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA...."

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 141   |  

    A boy asked Airtel Girl what is ur speciality? Airtel Girl: Night time incoming free!!

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 153   |  

    What did ramu say when he saw a surgical glove? Shaym lagta to condom hai per draupdi ke zamane ka hai

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 129   |  

    Mr Elahi had 3 sons named rehmet-e-elahi, barkat-e-elahi, n mehbub-e-elahi when his 4th son was born his wife decided to name him bus-kar-e-elahi

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 145   |  

    Toothpaste & Boobs What is the Similarity between Toothpaste & Boobs? Guess ? its easy !! U know the answer !! Kholo.. Dabao... Muh me dalo aur Fresh ho jaao....

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 164   |  

    लडकी- यार ठण्ड बहोत पड रही है, मेरे होंठ फट गए हैं... लडका- अरे पगली अभी तो शुरुआत है, आगे आगे देख क्या क्या फटता हैं

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