God Jokes ( 23 )


  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 119   |  

    Why did God create stock analysts? In order to make weather forecasters look good.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 89   |  

    Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA? Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 312   |  

    Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their door.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 114   |  

    Why did God create stock analysts? In order to make weather forecasters look good.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 103   |  

    Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their door.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 117   |  

    Why did God make man before woman? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 231   |  

    what did God say after creating man? I must be able to do better than that. Don't put a question mark where God put a period.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 116   |  

    Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 294   |  

    God gave us the brain to work out problems. However, we use it to create more problems.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 260   |  

    Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 210   |  

    A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and asks, "Is this some kind of joke?"

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 329   |  

    छात्र (भगवान से): हज़ारो की किस्मत तेरे हाथ है, अगर पास करदे तो क्या बात है! परीक्षा के बाद … भगवान: गर्लफ्रेंड थोड़ी कम पटाता तो क्या बात थी, किताबे तो सारी तेरे पास थी

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 121   |  

    1 Gareeb aadmi fruit waale ki dukan par gaya aur kaha Uparwale ke naam pe 1 aamdedo,. . Dukandaar ne ek Gala-Sada Aam garib ko de diya, . . . Phir Us Gareeb ne kuch rupey nikaale aur dukandaar ko diye toh . . Dukaandar ne use 2 acche aur behtreen Aam diye, . . . Gareeb ne aasman ki taraf dekha orkaha-Ey khuda, . Dekh Tujhe kya diya, Aur Mujhe kya diya...

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 170   |  

    Khushiyan aur aapka janam janam ka saath ho, har kisi ki zubaan par aapki hasi ki baat ho, jeewan mein kabhi koi musibat aaye to aap par Maa Durga ka haath ho.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 131   |  

    Janam Divas Ram Bhakt Hunumaan ka, Jalayi Vishal Lanka jisne sirf apni poonch se. Janam Divas hai uss Balwaan kaa. Badhai ho Janam Divas Hunumaan Ka!

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 125   |  

    Biwi (Gusse Mein): Tumhare Dimaag Mein Toh sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai. Shohar: Toh Phir Itni Der Se Kha Kyun Rahi Ho?

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 180   |  

    Man 1: Yaa khuda mujhe chhipkali bana de. Man 2: Aisi weird dua kyun maang rahe ho bhai? Man 1: Kyunki meri biwi sirf chhipkali se darti hai.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 109   |  

    God: Agle janam mein kya banna chahte ho? Manta: Cockroach. God: Kyun? Manta: Meri biwi sirf usse darti hai.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 182   |  

    आदमी (भगवान से) : सौ साल आपके लिए क्या हैं ? भगवान : एक सेकंड। आदमी : एक करोड़ रुपये आपके लिए क्या है ? भगवान : एक सिक्का। आदमी : मुझे एक सिक्का दे दो। भगवान : एक सेकंड रूको ...!!!

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 103   |  

    1 Bar 1 Pati ne bhagwan se pucha – “Meri Patni kyo us “Rose” se Pyar kari hai, Jo Roj marta hai,? Aur mujse pyar nahi karti, Jiske liye mein Roj marta hu…?” Kafi der tak sochne ke bad bhagwaan ne jawab diya – mast hai whats app pe dal de

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 125   |  

    Teacher class me badi mehnat se pada rha tha teacher – pappu teri ghar se badi shikayte aa rhi hai pappu – me to kuch bi nahi karta sir teacher – accha bta, bhagwan sabse jyada khush kab hote hain ? pappu – jab kisi ladki ko gunde uthakar le jaye aur ladki bole – “Bhagwan ke liye muje chor do”.. teacher behosh

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 143   |  

    ज़रुरत से ज़्यादा भगवान को याद मत किया करो क्योंकि… किसी दिन भगवान ने याद कर लिया तो..? लेने के देने पड़ जायेंगे…!

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 126   |  

    Hanuman ji bhagwan raam se bole Hanuman ji – Bhagwan ye kalyug ki ladkiyan to badi ajib hai Ram – kya hua hanuman ? Hanuman ji – are ye ladkiya muje bi nahi chorti log mere chran chute hain aur kal ek ladki aayi aur boli – Hiii, aise kya muh fula rkha hai Just chill…

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