Good Friday Jokes ( 19 )


Good Friday Jokes
  • March 17, 2018   |   Review 107   |  

    Apart from being the day when Christ was crucified, Good Friday is two days before Easter Sunday (Christ arose on the third day). 

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  • March 17, 2018   |   Review 88   |  

    In truth, Mourning Friday would be a better description for the day when Christ was crucified.  However, there are two possible derivations of 'Good Friday'.  One is that 'Good' is a transformation of 'God's Friday'.  Holders of this theory point out 'Good be with ye' has become 'Good bye'.  The other theory is that the choice of the word 'Good' is deliberate, it's just that our perspective had changed.  If in the first century after Christ's birth Friday was traditionally a feast day, then this particular Friday was the most significant of the whole year.  Another idea, proposed by the most devout is this is Good Friday in that it's the ultimate test of the Christian faith; namely that Christ died, and was resurrected on the third day. It maybe useful to look for clues in the name that other languages give for this day, for example, the Eastern Orthodox Church call this day Great and Holy Friday. French: Vendredi Saint (Friday Saint). German: Karfreitag. Italian: Vendredi Santo (Friday Saint again) Conclusion: Perhaps Good Friday was originally God's Friday.

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  • March 17, 2018   |   Review 88   |  

    One Good Friday a priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven.  St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. 'Come with me,' said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St Peter to a mansion. It had everything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an Olympic size pool. 'Oh my word, thank you,' said the taxi driver. Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rough old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set. 'Wait, I think you are a little mixed up,' said the priest. 'Shouldn't I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a priest, went to church every day, and preached God's word.' 'Yes, that's true.' St Peter rejoined, ' But during your sermons people slept.  When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed.'

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  • March 17, 2018   |   Review 92   |  

    Which day of the year do chickens hate the most?  Good Fry-day!

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  • March 17, 2018   |   Review 92   |  

    Roger left for the service at 10:45 on Good Friday morning.  However, instead of going to church, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spent his entire pay packet. Finally, Roger appeared at home on Sunday night, and obviously he was confronted by his angry wife,  Martha who castigated Roger for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.  Finally, Martha stopped the nagging and said to Roger, 'How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?' Roger replied grimly, 'That would be fine with me.' Monday went by and he didn't see his Martha. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. By the Thursday, the swelling had gone down just enough so that Roger he could see Martha a little out of the corner of his left eye

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  • March 17, 2018   |   Review 96   |  

    One day just before Easter Eddie pulled into the supermarket car park.  His wife Brenda had picked up a few things and was waiting for him. "Hi, honey," Eddie cheerfully said as Brenda got into the car. "How was your day? "I can't believe it," Brenda said. "It looks like our bank is in trouble." "What?" Eddie asked. "It's closing at the end of the week," Brenda replied. That can't be right," Eddie said. "It's a national bank!" "Well it's true," Brenda came back. "I have seen the sign in the window." "What sign?" Eddie asked. "Drive passed the bank and you'll see," Brenda replied. Eddie headed in the direction of the bank. "Right there," Brenda said as they drove by the bank. "See the sign? It says, 'We Will Be Closed for Good  Friday!' "

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  • March 17, 2018   |   Review 89   |  

    A little boy was listening to a long and excessively boring liturgy of the passion of Christ in church on Good Friday. Suddenly the red sanctuary lamp caught his eye. Tugging his father's sleeve, he said, "Daddy, when the light turns green can we go?

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  • March 17, 2018   |   Review 90   |  

    An Irish priest is driving down to New York for service on Good Friday and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?" "Just water," says the priest, fingers crossed. The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?" The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!

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  • March 17, 2018   |   Review 89   |  

    A parishioner was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed the parishioner by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" The parishioner replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Good Friday?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service.

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  • March 17, 2018   |   Review 97   |  

     There are 3 fundamental truths about religion: Jews don't recognize Jesus as the Son of God, Protestants don't recognize the Pope as the Vicar of Christ, and Baptists don't recognize each other at the bar on Good Friday.

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  • March 17, 2018   |   Review 86   |  

    If Catholics call the day that Jesus died 'Good' Friday, then just imagine how ecstatic they'll be when they find out that God doesn't exist

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  • March 17, 2018   |   Review 94   |  

    My mother in law is getting buried today. Turns out it won't be Good Friday after all, It will be a great one

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  • March 17, 2018   |   Review 90   |  

    Good Friday or, as the Jewish like to call it ..... "We got him day".

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  • March 17, 2018   |   Review 84   |  

    TGIF....Thank God It's Friday.....Please Do.

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  • March 17, 2018   |   Review 102   |  

    It's good friday. Good because 2000 years ago the events of today prove that we matter to God.

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  • Dec 20, 2014   |   Review 904   |  

    Today will offer you a cup of tea and then pull your chair out from under you. The old Good Friday/Bad Friday routine.

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  • Dec 20, 2014   |   Review 874   |  

    RIP Jesus Christ is trending. You're all going to look pretty silly in three days time.

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  • Dec 20, 2014   |   Review 904   |  

    Its Good Friday! Well technically Friday is always good because it's the start of the weekend

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  • Dec 20, 2014   |   Review 830   |  

    Its sad that Americans get more excited about Black Friday than Good Friday; more interested in sales than the greatest gift.

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