Good Luck Jokes ( 52 )

  • Apr 09, 2014

    Flowers A man comes home with a bokay of flowers for his girlfriend and she says "I guess I'll have to spread my legs now." And her boyfriend asks "Why, don't you have a vase?"

  • Apr 09, 2014

    kya meri nak tedi hai. kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe... phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai...........

  • Apr 09, 2014

    Air and students have the same mentality Dont you know how ? Both keep turning book's pages without reading

  • Apr 09, 2014

    Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mai gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..

  • Apr 09, 2014

    The most unfulfilled desire Of all science students is A bomb should have Fallen instead of An apple on newton!

  • Apr 09, 2014

    If a Girl Gts 90% Mark Her Response "Kamina 2 Marks Or De Deta To Uska Kya Jata" If a Boy Gts 35% Marks He Says "Check Krne Wala Bhagwan Tha Yaar"

  • Apr 09, 2014

    Din me chain nahi,raat ko neend nahi jee nahi lagta hai kahin Ae Khuda kya ye pyaar hai??” “Nahi beta sabhi exams walo ka yehi haal hai”

  • Apr 09, 2014

    Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.