KINGFISHER EMPLOYEE:Sir for the past 15 days not a single bottle has been sold ! VIJAY MALYA:Call all the universities and ask them to announce results.
The most unfulfilled desire Of all science students is A bomb should have Fallen instead of An apple on newton!
Rain of summer, snow of winter, grace of autumn, glory of spring, May beauty of every season give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile. May God suceed u in every exams of ur life. Good luck & God bless u.
Side effect of excess study :p A Guy Went To A Restaurant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called; He Asked Waiter, "Syllabus Lana Zara"
A boy ask his father that daddy who is the head of this family and the father reply him dat, am d head. And the son reply him why are u d head or is it bcos ur head is very big
The more you learn, the more you know The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. Why learn.
"The probability of a topic coming in exam increases exponentially, if one decides to leave the topic completely...."
Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: Funny? But then why arenít you laughing?