Halloween Jokes ( 70 )

  • Apr 14, 2014

    Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A: He had no guts.

  • Apr 14, 2014

    Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween? A. Ghoul-aid!!!

  • Apr 14, 2014

    Q. What does Frankenstein's wife wear on her face to keep it smooth? A. MONSTERizer!

  • Apr 14, 2014

    Q. What did the skeleton say before a meal? A. Bone appetite!

  • Apr 14, 2014

    Q. What did Dracula say after reading all these jokes? A. They suck! (or they bite!)

  • Apr 14, 2014

    Dale: What do you do if you want to learn more about Dracula? Gayle: You join his fang club.

  • Apr 14, 2014

    Two monsters went to a party. Suddenly one said to the other, A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do? Be a gentleman and roll them back to her.

  • Apr 14, 2014

    When is it bad luck to meet a black cat? When youre a mouse!



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