Halloween Jokes ( 74 )


  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 9   |  

    Q: What happened to the guy who couldn’t keep up payments to his exorcist? A: He was repossessed, again!

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 12   |  

    Q: How do you know your doctor is a vampire? A: He draws your blood from your neck with a straw!

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 13   |  

    Q: Why aren’t there more famous skeletons? A: They’re a bunch of no bodies!

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 11   |  

    Stephen: What did the ghost say when the skeleton lied to him? David: I haven’t a clue. Stephen: “I can see right through you.”

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  • Apr 14, 2014   |   Review 599   |  

    Q - What spook lives in the "hundred acre wood"? A - Winnie the Boo

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  • Apr 14, 2014   |   Review 582   |  

    Q - What is a vampires favorite holiday? A - Fangsgiving.

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  • Apr 14, 2014   |   Review 562   |  

    Q - What does a monster wear when it rains? A - His ghoul-oshes.

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  • Apr 14, 2014   |   Review 606   |  

    Q. How do you make a skeleton laugh? A. Tickle its funnybone!

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  • Apr 14, 2014   |   Review 620   |  

    Q. What is Dracula's favorite fruit? A. A nectarine.

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  • Apr 14, 2014   |   Review 551   |  

    Q. What's a monster's favourite game? A. Swallow the Leader!

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  • Apr 14, 2014   |   Review 574   |  

    Q. Where did the baby ghost sit? A. In a BOOster seat!

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  • Apr 14, 2014   |   Review 577   |  

    Q. What do vampires never order at a cafe? A. A STAKE sandwich!

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  • Apr 14, 2014   |   Review 496   |  

    Q. What did the skeleton say before a meal? A. Bone appetite!

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  • Apr 14, 2014   |   Review 538   |  

    Q. Why do witches fly around on broomsticks? A. Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!

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  • Apr 14, 2014   |   Review 557   |  

    Q. What is the problem with two twin witches? A. You never know which witch is which!

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  • Apr 14, 2014   |   Review 565   |  

    Q. What did the ghost teacher say to her class? A. "Watch the board and I'll go through it again."

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  • Apr 14, 2014   |   Review 610   |  

    Q. Where is the zombie's favorite room in the house? A. The living room.

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  • Apr 14, 2014   |   Review 601   |  

    Q. What does Frankenstein's wife wear on her face to keep it smooth? A. MONSTERizer!

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  • Apr 14, 2014   |   Review 577   |  

    Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert? A. I scream.

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  • Apr 14, 2014   |   Review 538   |  

    Q. What is a ghost's favorite color? A. Boo!

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  • Apr 14, 2014   |   Review 556   |  

    Q. What do you call two witches who share a broom? A. Broom mates.

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  • Apr 14, 2014   |   Review 589   |  

    Q. What do monsters order in fast food restaurants? A. French FRIGHTS!

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  • Apr 14, 2014   |   Review 574   |  

    Q. Why did the mummy get a headache? A. Because he was GOBLIN his candy!

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  • Apr 14, 2014   |   Review 574   |  

    Q. What do ghosts like for dessert? A. BOOberry pie!

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