Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didnít have the guts!
Q. Why did Dracula take cold medicine? A. To stop his coffin.
Q. What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee shop? A. Scream or sugar!
Sam: What is Draculaís favorite circus act? Ethan: Tell me. Sam: He always goes for the juggler!
Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar? A. For the Boos.
Q. Why do witches fly around on broomsticks? A. Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
Q. Where is the zombie's favorite room in the house? A. The living room.
Q. Where did the goblin throw the football? A. Over the ghoul line.