Holi Jokes ( 27 )

  • Jan 16, 2014

    Wish u all a very HAPPY DIWALI, Enjoy diwali with colors and crackers, Please dont drink BHAANG Maine bhi nahi pee hai ;) Aap bhi mat peena ...Take care & once again wish u all MERRY CHRISTMAS & HAPPY BIRTHDAY

  • Jan 16, 2014

    Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya. ye kya? Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?

  • Jan 16, 2014

    Woh Paani ki Bauchaar woh gulaal ki Fuhaar woh Ghoro se nikalna woh Galion main Ghumna Woh Dosto ki Dhoom O Yaara Holi”HOLI” is coming soon....................

  • Jan 16, 2014

    Happy Holi Sa !!! "Me ja ja jovu hu, Mane tharo chahero dikhe hai, Ii thaaro kusur koni, Salo sab chahero aaj rangeelo hai !!!"

  • Jan 16, 2014

    With my 1 heart 2 eyes 7 liter blood 206 bones 4.5 million red cells 60 trillion D N A"S... All wishing you a very very HAPPY HOLI!!!

  • Jan 16, 2014

    No Toli No Kholi Khao “GOLI” aur Raho “SLOLY” Q ki O my “DEAR FRIEND” Aa gayi Holi Yaad rakhna hamari wishes.. “HAPPY HOLI”...........

  • Jan 16, 2014

    Ek sardar har sunday holi khelta tha. Ek admi ne puchha” sardarji aap kyun har sunday holi khelte ho?” Sardar bola : maine padha hai “sunday is a holiday”..............

  • Jan 16, 2014

    Apun wishing you a wonderful, Super-duper, Zabardast, Xtra-badhiya, Xtra special, Ekdum mast and dhinchak, Bole to ekdum jhakaas “Happy Holi”.