I Love You Jokes ( 122 )


  • Oct 17, 2017   |   Review 35   |  

    Ladka: ab hamaare beech kuchh nahin raha. mujhe mere saare "Love Letter aur Gifts" vaapis kar do. Ladki andar gayee aur.. ek badi-si tokari uthaakar le aai aur bolee: enmen se jo tere hai chhaant le kamine! boy girls break up love jokes 2017

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  • Oct 17, 2017   |   Review 28   |  

    Santa Pappu Se: nalayak itni raat ko kahan se aa raha hai? Papu: apni Gf se milne gaya tha. santa: kis lie? Papu: haan papa, 20-25 kiss to le hi lie.

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  • Oct 17, 2017   |   Review 23   |  

    Ladka: I Love You. Ladki: I love you, too. Ladka: "pappi-jhappi" "Kiss-Wish" de do. Ladki: nahin, ye sab shaadi ke baad. Ladka: theek hai, phir shaadi hote hi mujhe phone karna

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  • Oct 17, 2017   |   Review 18   |  

    1 Ladke Bus Stop par khadi ek ladaki se bola, "I love you". Ladke ki baat sunate hi ladki ne use ek thappad raseed kar diya aur boli, "ab bol kya bola?" Ladke: Ohoo...jab toone suna nahin to chaanta kyon maara?

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  • Oct 17, 2017   |   Review 25   |  

    Wat is d meaning of True love? True love is when, Katrina propose A boy "I love you" & Boy Replied, ''Sorry i already hv my GF & I LOVE her a lot''

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  • Oct 17, 2017   |   Review 21   |  

    Wat is d meaning of True love? True love is when, Katrina propose A boy "I love you" & Boy Replied, ''Sorry i already hv my GF & I LOVE her a lot''

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  • Oct 17, 2017   |   Review 17   |  

    Boy: I love ur daughter SooMUCH...and want to marry. Girl's Father: How much do you earn? Boy: 20000/- per month. Girl's Father: I give my daughter 15000/- pocket money. Boy: Woh Count Kar Ke Hi Bol Raha Hun(o_0)!

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  • Oct 17, 2017   |   Review 18   |  

    Girl: mat kar mera peechha ek din pachhatayega, baahar college ke tu chholebhatoore ki shop lagayega. Boy: tu mat thukara mere pyaar ko, ek din pachhatayegi, usi chhole ki shop pe bartan saaf karati najar aayegi.

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  • Oct 17, 2017   |   Review 26   |  

    ek ladki svarg me gayee aur Yamraaj se boli: meri shaadi kisi DELHI ke ladke se karava do.. Yamraaj :sabr kar le betee..pahale DELHI ke kisi ladke ko svarg me to aane de. Aaj tak to koi aaya nahin

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  • Oct 17, 2017   |   Review 19   |  

    Chuhe ko billi lagi gori dono milne lage chori chori............. chuha bola-O gori aao baandhe hum pyr ki dori.......... Billi chuhe ko maar k khayi aur boli......."I hate love story "......!!!

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  • Oct 17, 2017   |   Review 21   |  

    Double heart attack message by a girl to a boy: 1st SMS: Let`s break up now, it`s all over. 2nd SMS: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That was not for you.

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  • Oct 17, 2017   |   Review 17   |  

    Bahut Bhid waali bus me 1 sunder-Susil ladki safar kar rhi thi Achanak driver ne break mara.. Ek Jaat ladke ka hath ladki se chu gaya Ladki– Jara haat khde ho jao.. Ladka – Madam saarii.. fir break laga fir hath chu gaya Girl – ye aap accha nahi kar rhe hain.. Jaat Boy – Madam itni bhari bus me isse accha ho hi nahi sakta..

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  • Oct 17, 2017   |   Review 26   |  

    Boy: kiss me Jaanu Girl: nahi, tum gutaka khaaye ho Boy: tum bhi to khaati ho Girl: haan par main saada khaati hoon aur tum jarde waala

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  • Oct 17, 2017   |   Review 21   |  

    Ladki- Mere Pet mein tumhaare prem ki nishaani hai! Ladka- Lekin mainne to ainsa kuchh bhi kiya nahin ! Ladki- Are tumane mujhe Cadbury di thi na, vo abhi mainne khai hai! Ladka- teri to, zara theek thaak hasi-majaak kiya kar...meri jaan legi kaya!

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  • Oct 17, 2017   |   Review 21   |  

    Baaba:– Tujhe kya chaahie? Ladaka:– Khoobasurat kamsin Girlfriend(GF) Baaba:– Agar tum Hindu hai to tujhe Sonaakshi Dunga. Muslim hai to katrina dunga... Sikh hai to Anushka dunga... Aur krischiyan hai to Jeneliya..bol tera naam kya hai baalak? Ladka:– ” Mohammad Vijay Singh Pharnaandis” Baaba (apane chele se)– “Maayavati de de saale ko kuchh jyaada hi hoshiyaari dikha raha hai”

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  • Oct 17, 2017   |   Review 28   |  

    Newly Married Couple Honeymoon ke liye jaa rahe the Train Lambi Surang se Gujara..... Husband- agar pata hota ki surang itanee lambee hogee to phaayada utha leta. Wife- he bhagavaan, to kya vah aap nahin the?

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  • Oct 17, 2017   |   Review 21   |  

    Girlfriends: Janu kal mera birthday hai, mujhe kya gift doge? Boyfriend: kya chaahie? GF: Ring. Boyfriend: Ring dunga par uthaana mat, balance bahut kam hai

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  • Oct 17, 2017   |   Review 18   |  

    Sacchi mohabbat laut ker zaror ate hai Ya toh sorry bolne ya phir Shadi ka card dene

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  • Oct 17, 2017   |   Review 18   |  

    ladki Pappu se apane pyaar ka izahaar karte hue kahti hai, "tum mere sapanon mein, jajbaaton mein rahte ho." Pappu: tumako kisee ne bewkoof banaaya hai bahan, main to jyadaatr apane ghar mein hi rahta hoon!

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  • Oct 17, 2017   |   Review 50   |  

    strange but true- believe in love ...!Love has great power ! It can " REMOVE " misunderstandings, Anxieties, worries Doubts, Fears ,Tears , T shirts, Tops, Jeans etc etc etc ...

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  • Oct 17, 2017   |   Review 23   |  

    Chaahe jitana marji ham achchhe dikhe,achchhe kapade pahane, par ladkiyaan patengi unhi se jo...saale..."Pineapple jaisi Hair Style" aur "Bakare jaisi Daadhi" lie ghumaten hain.

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  • Oct 17, 2017   |   Review 23   |  

    The other day I saw this little girl day drop her whole ice cream cone on the ground and start bawling. After I stopped laughing, I thought, “I’m the same way when you don’t call when you say you will.”

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  • Oct 17, 2017   |   Review 21   |  

    “A bulletproof one,” he said. “I’m married.”

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  • Oct 17, 2017   |   Review 19   |  

    “If you were buying a jacket for your girlfriend,” I said, “what would you get?”

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