Insult Jokes ( 26 )


  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 282   |  

    Dunya buri hosakti he, AAP NAHI . Loog bure hosakte hen, AAP NAHI, . Dunya bewaffa hosakti he, AAP NAHI, . Pagaal thek ho sakte he, AAP NAHI

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 360   |  

    Ghazab Ka Nakhra Ajeeb Yeh Style Hai Sms Nahi Kartey Or Kehtay Ho Mere Pass Mobile Hai Bey-Sharmi Ki Had To Dekho Yeh Parh K B Aap K Chehray Par SMILE Hai.

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 325   |  

    Khudi Ko Kar Kanjoos Itna, K har SMS se Bhejne se pehle. Service Center waly Call ker k khud Puchein. Pakki Baat Hai? Bhejna Hai K "Sending Failed" Karen

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 312   |  

    Human lies!, that is normal. lions eat grass, that is ok. but when a z monkey press a mobile keyboard that s amazing!!! hey r u still pressing.

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 318   |  

    boy: how do i play the guitar???? girl: u should be on TV for ur talent boy: am i so good??? :O girl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off ;/

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 358   |  

    Gf : Am I Pretty Or Ugly? . . Bf : You Are Both . . Gf : What Do Yu Mean Both ? . . . Bf : You Are Pretty Ugly

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 371   |  

    Boy: your teeth are like the stars Girl: awww … Thanks Are they that much pretty ? Boy: no, far away from each other.

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 336   |  

    Boy: “You Are Like A COIN.” Girl: “Awwww, Valuable .. ?” Boy: “No, Two Faced”

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 350   |  

    God thought that since he couldn’t b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 273   |  

    Larka (Burqay Wali Ko Chyrty Howy) Jahan Sabzi Wahan Dalda Kesi Ho Meri Khalda Burqay Wali: Ghor Sy Dekh Manhoos Na Dalda Na Khalda Main Hon Tere Walda..

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 254   |  

    Twinkle Twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 437   |  

    Shehzada Saleem: Meray Ammi Our Abba Huzoor Mujh Say Itni Mohabbat Krtay Thay, K Poori Poori Raat Wo Dono Mujhay Sulanay K Liye Jaagtay Rehtay, Laikin Main Phir Bhi Nahi Sota Tha… Wazeer: Shehzada Hazoor, Ap Ka Iqbal Buland Ho. Ap Ki Isi Bagherti Ki Waja Say Aap Iklotay Reh Gaye…

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 287   |  

    Boy: I want to say something to you. Girl: What? Boy: It’s 3 words and 8 letters. Girl: I know. It’s I love You. But I Don’t. Boy: No no. Girl: Then what ? Boy: Go To Hell. So Don’t Be Over Smart

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 321   |  

    Uncle : beta Padhai kesi ja rahi hai? Me : Uncle apke liye cold drink laoun? Uncle : beta main ne padhai ka piucha? Me : Uncle Tea piyo gay aap? Uncle : beta Padha ka btao na? Me : Uncle coffe bnwa doun apke liye? Uncle : padhai ka kyun nai btata? Me : Uncle apki beti Pooja kal Garden main kis ladkay k sath bethi thi? Uncle : beta cold drink he le aao… Me : ab poucho padhai ka

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 273   |  

    Achchi Baat To Sabko Achchi Lagti Hai, Lekin Jab Tumhe Kisi Ki Buri Baat Bhi . Buri Na Lage To Samjho.. . . . . Kya Bolu . . . . . . . Tumhe Zalil Hone Ki Adat Ho Gayi Hai

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 349   |  

    Meri Baat Gaur Se Suno .Zindgi me kabhi bhi .. Dettol Se Mat Nahana . . . . . . . . Dettol Kitaanuo Ko Maar Deta Hai. Or Hum Apko Khona Nahi Chahte.!.!

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 388   |  

    Baap ne apne bete ki talashi li, Jaib se , cigrette,gutka, naswar katrina kaif ki tasaweer aur girls k numbers baramad hoyeBaap ne bete ko buhat mara aor ghuse me cheekha:"Kab se kar rahay ho ye sab kuch?Beta rotay hoye: "Baba main ne to ap ki jacket pehni hui hai..!" :

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 334   |  

    Boy proposing a girl :Me tumhare ley kuch b kar sakta hn.Girl : wada ?Boy : Haan paka wada,kuch b kr sakta hn.Girl :Phir Ainda muje apni shakal b mat dekhna...

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 342   |  

    Har Baar Mausam Ki Tarah Badal Jate Ho, Har Naye Din Hamara Dil Dukhate Ho, Ye Sunkar To Hamari Rooh Hi Kaap Gayi, Ke Aap Bartan Dhone Wali Sabun Se Nahate Ho.

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 374   |  

    Ek Ladka Ladki Ke Sath Sex Kar Raha Tha, Ladki Achanak Zor Se Hansi, Ladka: "Kya Hua Jaan?" Ladki: "Jaanu Tumhara To Ek Hi Tatta Hai" Ladk

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 280   |  

    Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol? When u c mirror & u don't laugh at yourself, that is ignorance! & When i look at u & i don't laugh, thats called self control:-)

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 270   |  

    Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol? When u c mirror & u don't laugh at yourself, that is ignorance! & When i look at u & i don't laugh, thats called self control:-)

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 366   |  

    Question: Why do men chase women when they have no intention of marrying? Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars when they have no intention of driving.

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 399   |  

    Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho, Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho, Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye, Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate h

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