Kids Jokes ( 8 )


  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 404   |  

    Kid: Aunty, aapke pet me kya hai? Pregnant Aunty: Ek pyara sa, nanha sa baccha. Kid: Aunty, agar vo itna hi pyara sa hai to aap ne usko kha kiyun liya?

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 541   |  

    Ladka school se ghar pahuncha are chillane laga. Maa: Kya hua beta? Ladka: Main half time mein ground mein gir gaya tha. ye dekho (Choti Khronch dikhate hue) Maa: To ab kyo ro rahe ho? Ladka: Tab time nahi mila na.

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 645   |  

    Ladka apni maa se: Maa aap to kahti thi ki pados wali aanti bahut buri aur dayan hai. Maa: Haan to fir? Kya hua? Ladka: To fir papa usse choom kyo rahe thhe??

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 448   |  

    A son reaches home from school and starts crying. Mom: what happened son? Son: "I fell in the playground in recess", said the boy while showing his scratched arm. Mom: But why cry now? Son: I didn't get time that time.

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 824   |  

    Do ladke talab pe macchli pakad rahe the. Tabhi Chowkidar aaya. Ek ladka bhaga. Kaafi der bhagne ke baad chowkidar ne ladke ko pakad liya. Chowkidar: "Bina licence fishing ke liye jurmana bharna padega". Ladka: "Ye raha licence" (licence dikhate hue). Chowkidar (valid licence dekhte hue): "Shaitan kahi ka, fir bhagaya kyo??". Ladka (talab ki taraf ishara karte hue): "Par uske pass nahi tha na".

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 657   |  

    Sunny ke match khel kar ghar aate hi dad ne poocha. Kaho kaisa raha match? Sunny: Aap vishwas nahi karoge. Winning run ke liye main jimmedaar raha. Dad (exited): Kaise! Kaise! Sunny: maine catch tapka di!

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 633   |  

    Ek kutta Bunty ka haath chaatne laga. Bunty dar gaya aur rone laga. Bunty ki mummy dodi-2 aayi aur kutte ko bhaga kar bunty ke boli, "Kutte ne kata to nahi?". Bunty bola, "Nahi mummy, abhi to chakkh raha tha".

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 393   |  

    Kid: Papa, papa.. maine pados wale uncle to kal unki naukrani ke saath unke bedroom mein dekha.. Papa: Achha? Kab? Tum waha kya kar rahe the.. Doosro ke gharo mein tak-jhak nahi karte.. Kid: April fool, April fool.. Uncle ke saath naukrani nahi, mummy thee!

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