Kiss Day Jokes ( 107 )


Kiss Day Jokes
  • January 20, 2018   |   Review 48   |  

    Sardar- I kiss my wife before i go to office everyday. & you? Friend- I kiss ur wife after u go to office every day. Sardar-Ha…Ha…but i’m first…!…

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  • January 20, 2018   |   Review 19   |  

    Q1:-What is kiss? Ans:-IN MATH= Kiss is the shortest distance b/w two lips. IN PHYSICS=It is a process to charging a human body. IN COMPUTER=Kiss is a local area Net Work in which 2 bodies r connected without any data cable. IN ECO.=Kiss is a process in which demand is always higher than supply…..

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  • January 20, 2018   |   Review 17   |  

    After a KISS….Girl Silently Says 2 The Boy’KISS Me Once Again And I Will Be Yours Forever’ Boy- Thanks For The Warning !!

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  • January 20, 2018   |   Review 11   |  

    My eyes are eager to see you, My ears are eager to listen you, My lips are eager to kiss you, And my dreams in night are eager to welcome you.

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  • January 20, 2018   |   Review 12   |  

    Hello my sweet valentine  I want to wish you a KISS day By giving a sweet KISS on your cheeks Happy kiss day

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  • January 20, 2018   |   Review 8   |  

    Madam:Jisne 1st lesson yaad kiya wo mere hath pe kisS kre aur 2 lesson 2 gaal pe.. 1 bccha: Madam phir bistar bichha lo? Mujhe poori book yaad hai.

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  • January 20, 2018   |   Review 8   |  

    Boy-Cinema chale Girl-Nhi,tum mujhe wha touch kroge B-No Gl-mera hath pkdoge B-Nhi G-Mujhe kiss kroge B-Nhi G-to apni bahan k sath chale jao

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  • January 20, 2018   |   Review 9   |  

    College Ki Girls Ne Strike Kiya, Boys Ne Bhi Unka Saath Diya! Girls Ne Zor Se Kaha: We Want Justice! Boys Ne Pichhe Se Kaha: We Want Just KiSS..

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  • January 20, 2018   |   Review 9   |  

    Gfrnd-Promise karo ki Muje kabi touch, hug ni karoge,Kiss k liye force nahi karoge, . . . . . Boyfrnd- Behen tu ghar ja. Tere mummy papa chinta kar rahe honge:p

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  • January 20, 2018   |   Review 9   |  

    Agar raat ko koi apke kamre me aaye “apke badan ko chume” “gaalo ko kiss kare” to romantic mat bano All out lagao, machhar bhagao.. . .

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  • January 20, 2018   |   Review 9   |  

    Pagal h woh log jo pyar me “miss”karte h, pyar to machchar karte h jo hatheli par jaan rakhakar cheeks par “kiss”karte hai.

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  • January 20, 2018   |   Review 10   |  

    Husband:-1 kiss le lu Wife:-no Husband:-Jewlry la dunga Wife:-no Husband:-Car la dunga Wife:-no Beta so raha tha uth kr bola:-meri le lo, 1 Cycle hi dila dena.

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  • January 20, 2018   |   Review 10   |  

    KABHI TO SURAJ NE CHAND KO KISS KI HOGI, TABHI TO CHAND ME DAAG HAI, NATURAL SI BAAT HAI CHAND NE WAPAS NAHI DI HOGI, TABHI TO SURAJ ME AAG HAI..

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  • January 20, 2018   |   Review 7   |  

    “Aaj apne “TEETH” “ache se saaf kar liye ? “Q ki aaj meine tumhe, “KISS” karni hai, “HAPPY KISS DAY”

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  • January 25, 2018   |   Review 620   |  

    Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai. Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho? Lady: Saal main 1 baar! Doctor: Infection nahi ZANG lag gaya hai.

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  • January 25, 2018   |   Review 608   |  

    Teacher:kG class ke bachhe se, 1 se 10 tak gino, me aapko KISS karungi BACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to kya package hai..

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  • January 25, 2018   |   Review 571   |  

    Boy while kissing his girlfriend.. Boy- Thinks u baby.. 4 give me ur chewing gum.. Girl- This is not chewing gum my love, I'm suffering from cough!

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  • Jan 03, 2015   |   Review 623   |  

    Boy: I am going to kiss you. Girl: khabrdar main shor mchaungi. Boy: Par yahan to door tak koi nahi hai Girl: Pir bhi FORMALITY to karni padti hai.

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  • Jan 03, 2015   |   Review 605   |  

    Question: Gharibi Ki Hadh Kya Hy? Ans: Jb Ek Ladki 2 Rupay Me Kiss Dene Ko Tyar Ho Or Ap K Pas Sirf 1 Rupya Ho.=DXP

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  • Jan 03, 2015   |   Review 536   |  

    What Is A Kiss? In View Of Geometry: "Kiss Is The Shortest Distance Between 2 Lips!.. Economics: "Kiss Is That Thing 4 Which DEMAND Is Always Higher Than SUPPLY....!! PHYSICS: "Kiss Is The Process Of Charging A Human Body...!! Computer: "Like A LAN, In Which 2 Bodies R Connected Without Any DATA CABLE!...:-)

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  • Jan 03, 2015   |   Review 546   |  

    Kiss is not like nokia connecting people kiss is not like pepsi ye dil mange more but kiss is like pan-parag 1se mera kya hoga

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  • Jan 03, 2015   |   Review 575   |  

    Sweetest kiss-On the 4head Loveliest kiss- On cheeks Most romantic kiss- On the lips N the hottest kiss ? ? On d bike's silencer!

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  • Jan 03, 2015   |   Review 565   |  

    Woh bhi kia din thay jab haseenain hameen dewanoo ki tarha kiss kia karti theen. . . per hamari phooti qismat hum us waqt 2 saal kay howa kartay thay :p

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  • Jan 03, 2015   |   Review 546   |  

    Never kiss a police woman. She will say "stop and handsup". Never kiss a nurse she will say "next plz. " Always kiss a teacher,She will say "repeat it 10 times."

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Kiss day is one of the most special days for love birds. This day is celebrated on 13th of February during Valentine’s week. On this day, couples kiss and express their never-ending love to each other.

What is a Kiss?

A kiss is the act of pressing of one’s lips against the lips of another person. Generally, a kiss is a symbol of love and affection but the cultural implications of kissing vary widely. According to different cultures, a kiss can express feelings of love, desire, affection, greeting, friendship, respect and good luck.

What more a kiss can do?

A gentle kiss is the best way to express love for someone. A tender kiss is an expression of unspoken words i.e. it expresses what can’t be said through words. When you are kissed by your lover for the very first time, you enter into a dream world where everything seems to be perfect. At that time, you think you have got all the happiness and also you don’t feel like coming out of that world.

Well, there are a lot more things a kiss can do. So, get ready to get a kiss from your lover on kiss day. Also, don’t forget to plant a few on his/her cheeks. Along with that, do share some kiss day jokes with your darling. If your partner loves humor, then nothing can be a better way than this to greet him/her a happy kiss day.

To tickle your lover’s funny bone on February 13, take help of kiss day jokes given here. We are sure that after reading these jokes your partner will laugh out loud. You can even share these jokes with your family members and friends.

Stay tuned with Love Wale for other stuff related to kiss day like kiss day SMS, kiss day pictures, etc.

 

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