Love Jokes for Him ( 52 )

  • Feb 06, 2014

    A husband asks his wife, "Will you marry after I die?" The wife responds, "No, I will live with my sister." The wife asks him back, "Will you marry after I die?" The husband responds, "No, I will also live with your sister.

  • Feb 06, 2014

    A wife says, "Hey! Look at that funny guy whose been drinking a lot." The husband responds, "Who is he?" The wife answers, "Well, five years ago, he was my boyfriend and I denied him for marriage." "Oh my God! He's still celebrating his freedom!" says the husband.

  • Feb 06, 2014

    Teacher - Teri shikayat aayi hai ki tu gaaliyan bohot deta hai. Chedi Singh - Kiya baat karte ho Sir ji, maine toh aaj tak kisi kutte ke bacche ko beh****od ki...

  • Feb 06, 2014

    My friend asked me, "Why are you getting a divorce?" I responded, "My wife wasn't home the entire night and in the morning she said she spent the night at her sister's house." He said, "So?" And I responded, "She's lying. I spent the night at her sister's house!

  • Feb 06, 2014

    A guy and his girlfriend are kissing in the park. Guy: I think I have just swalled your bubble gum Girl: No, honey, I just have sniffles...

  • Feb 06, 2014

    Santa singh searches on the Google.. “Free Dinner in 5 star hotel” . . . . . On the top of GOOGLE search it shows: Mungeri Lal ke Haseen Sapne!

  • Feb 06, 2014

    Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !

  • Feb 06, 2014

    The Guy Who Convinced The First Blind Man , He Needed A Sunglasses Must Have Been One Hell Of A Salesman ?