Love Jokes for Him ( 52 )

  • Feb 06, 2014

    A good boyfriend will never want to change anything about you... except your last name.

  • Feb 06, 2014

    Girlfriend: "If you were my husband, I would poison your drink". Boyfriend: "If you were my wife, I would drink it!"

  • Feb 06, 2014

    Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant a lot has changed... My name, mobile phone number, living address, etc.

  • Feb 06, 2014

    Boy: Friendship Karogi? Girl: Mere Parents Allow Nahi Karte. Boy: Bol Too Asie Rahi Ho Jaise Mere Parents Ne Mujhe National Permit Diya Hua Hai.

  • Feb 06, 2014

    Why do married men gain weight and bachelors donít? The bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator.

  • Feb 06, 2014

    Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?

  • Feb 06, 2014

    Girlfriend: Wanna see a magic trick? Boyfriend: Sure, babe. Girlfriend: BAM! You're single.

  • Feb 06, 2014

    My girlfriend wanted us to get a Sleep Number bed, so we went and checked it out. Turns out her sleep number is 61, and mine is $3500!