Love Jokes for Him ( 52 )

  • Feb 06, 2014

    Boyfriends are like blue jeans. They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced..

  • Feb 06, 2014

    I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

  • Feb 06, 2014

    Dad entered son’s room and found him asleep. Walked closer, caressed his hair & BANG slapped his face and said.. Last seen on WhatsApp 1 min ago…

  • Feb 06, 2014

    A guy and his girlfriend are kissing in the park. Guy: I think I have just swalled your bubble gum Girl: No, honey, I just have sniffles...

  • Feb 06, 2014

    Santa singh searches on the Google.. “Free Dinner in 5 star hotel” . . . . . On the top of GOOGLE search it shows: Mungeri Lal ke Haseen Sapne!

  • Feb 06, 2014

    My girlfriend wanted us to get a Sleep Number bed, so we went and checked it out. Turns out her sleep number is 61, and mine is $3500!

  • Feb 06, 2014

    Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free Trip around the Sun…

  • Feb 06, 2014

    How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them.



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