Love Jokes for Him ( 52 )


  • Feb 06, 2014   |   Review 977   |  

    Ek saadhu gali se jaa raha tha ki uspe upper se ek bra aa giri . Saadhu bola : Hey Prabhu ! yeh teri kaisi leela hai ? Aam koi aur kaa raha hai aur...

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  • Feb 06, 2014   |   Review 974   |  

    Girl asks Doctor - Meri skin bahat soft aur sensitive hai, mera rang bhi bohat gora hai, mainn raat ko kia laga kar soya karu? Doctor - Aap raat ko KUNDI...

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  • Feb 06, 2014   |   Review 843   |  

    Lady - Ek Shampoo dena Please... Dukandar - Koun Sa ? Agar HEAD ke baal dhone Hai To HEAD N SHOULDER .. Agar PANTY ke baal dhone hai To PANTENE le...

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  • Feb 06, 2014   |   Review 906   |  

    Teacher - Teri shikayat aayi hai ki tu gaaliyan bohot deta hai. Chedi Singh - Kiya baat karte ho Sir ji, maine toh aaj tak kisi kutte ke bacche ko beh****od ki...

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  • Feb 06, 2014   |   Review 903   |  

    Dad: You Didn't go for The Examination? Son: Paper Was too Tough! Dad: Without Going, How Did you know? Son: Paper was Leaked to Days ago…

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  • Feb 06, 2014   |   Review 995   |  

    Beggar - Give me food. Man - I'll give u vodka. Beggar - i don't drink. Man - i will give u cigarette Beggar - i don't smoke. Man - i will take u to d...

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  • Feb 06, 2014   |   Review 806   |  

    Santa singh searches on the Google.. “Free Dinner in 5 star hotel” . . . . . On the top of GOOGLE search it shows: Mungeri Lal ke Haseen Sapne!

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  • Feb 06, 2014   |   Review 887   |  

    A guy and his girlfriend are kissing in the park. Guy: I think I have just swalled your bubble gum Girl: No, honey, I just have sniffles...

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  • Feb 06, 2014   |   Review 780   |  

    If a guy after the first date remembers the color of your eyes, concern about the size of your breast.

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  • Feb 06, 2014   |   Review 821   |  

    A good boyfriend will never want to change anything about you... except your last name.

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  • Feb 06, 2014   |   Review 782   |  

    Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant a lot has changed... My name, mobile phone number, living address, etc.

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  • Feb 06, 2014   |   Review 834   |  

    Boy: Friendship Karogi? Girl: Mere Parents Allow Nahi Karte. Boy: Bol Too Asie Rahi Ho Jaise Mere Parents Ne Mujhe National Permit Diya Hua Hai.

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  • Feb 06, 2014   |   Review 804   |  

    EK Ladka Fail Hua Toh Uske Papa Ne Kaha : Dekh Dekh Uss Ladki Ko Dekh, Wo Tere Saath Padhi 1st Ayi Hai. Ladka: Kya Dekh -dekh! Usi Ko Dekh Dekh K Toh Fail Hua Hun....

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  • Feb 06, 2014   |   Review 779   |  

    A man comes home with a bokay of flowers for his girlfriend and she says "I guess I'll have to spread my legs now." And her boyfriend asks "Why, don't you have a vase?"

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  • Feb 06, 2014   |   Review 852   |  

    Girlfriend: "If you were my husband, I would poison your drink". Boyfriend: "If you were my wife, I would drink it!"

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  • Feb 06, 2014   |   Review 801   |  

    Boyfriends are like blue jeans. They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced..

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  • Feb 06, 2014   |   Review 823   |  

    Girlfriend: Wanna see a magic trick? Boyfriend: Sure, babe. Girlfriend: BAM! You're single.

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  • Feb 06, 2014   |   Review 850   |  

    The Guy Who Convinced The First Blind Man , He Needed A Sunglasses Must Have Been One Hell Of A Salesman ?

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  • Feb 06, 2014   |   Review 848   |  

    I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash.

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  • Feb 06, 2014   |   Review 827   |  

    According to my parents, Every problem has only one solution, . . . “Just throw away the damn phone” …

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  • Feb 06, 2014   |   Review 774   |  

    As years go,U may loose ur Hair, Teeth & Eyesight.But not ur Talent, Brightness & Intelligence. Bcoz,U can never loose which U don’t have:-D:-P Short But True !!!

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  • Feb 06, 2014   |   Review 786   |  

    1999 Kids : I want my bed near Window to see the moon&stars. . . . . . . 2013 Kids : I want my bed near the mobile charging slot..

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  • Feb 06, 2014   |   Review 800   |  

    Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free Trip around the Sun…

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  • Feb 06, 2014   |   Review 913   |  

    Someday, if we all go to jail for illegally downloading music, I hope they split us up by music genre…

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