Maggi Jokes ( 16 )


  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 304   |  

    Jabse pata laga ki maggi india me banned honewali hain, tabse india ki 75% ladkiyo ne apne apne matrimony side ki profile se Hobby : cooking —– ko hata diya hain . lo karlo baat

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 358   |  

    Chintu Se Interview Mein Poocha Gaya Agar 2 Minute Ke Liye Aapko PM Bana Diya Jaye To Aap Kya Karenge? Chintu: Hum Maggi Noodles Banayenge. Interviewer: Why?? Chintu: 2 Minute Mein Toh Sirf Maggi Hi Ban Sakti Hai Interviewer: Agar Paanch Saal Ke Liye Bana Diya Jaaye To?? Chintu: Hum Paanch Saal Ke Liye PM Nahi Banenge. Interviewer: Why?? Chintu: Itni Maggi Kaun Khayega

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 331   |  

    Bohat Namkeen Hai Woh Jise Hum Chaahte Hain, Har Pal Khuda Se Ussi Ko Maante Hain, Dil Tarasta Hai Usse Paane Ko, Kya Aapka Dil Nahin Karta Maggi Khaane Ko?

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 368   |  

    Girl: Bhaiyya 10 rs. wali Maggi dena. Shopkeeper: Ye lo. Girl: Kitne hue?

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 361   |  

    Duniya me 2 kaam bahut ache hue . . Ek to whatsapp aane se pehle padhai complete hogyi . . Or dusra MAGGIE band hone se pehle hostel life complete hogyi

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 435   |  

    Woh Toh Me Ladki Hu Issliye Mujhe Badnaam Kiya Jaa Raha Hai.. Warna Pizza Aur Burger Bhi Koi Doodh Ke Dhule Nahi Hai.. -Miss Maggi

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 351   |  

    Girl: Arey… Ab kya bolun main? Boy: Pyaar karti ho to I love you bolo.. warna main abhi 2 packet maggi kha lunga!! Girl: Nahi, aisa mat karna Boy: Jaldi bolo, paani chadha diya hai gas pe!! Bas 2 minute ki der hai Girl: Acchha, I love you baba… bas maggi mat khana!!

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 338   |  

    maggie band hone per . sabse jayda pareshani . un ladkiyo ko hogi jo apne . bio data me likh rakha hai . . . i like cooking'

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 315   |  

    Maggi tak to theek hai, But kisi ne poha-jalebi par rok lagayi, to dange ho jaayenge Aur kisi ne kota ki kachori pe rok lagane ki sochi, to Yuddh ho jayega

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 314   |  

    Abhi abhi Nestle walo ne maggi ki janch k liye phir se yachika dayar ki hai, Abhi tak to usse Ban kia tha ab lagta hai maggi ko bhi fansi hone wali hai - Nestle ask to retest maggi

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 604   |  

    Ek ladki apne mohalle ki kirane kee dukan par gai. Dukan par us waqt dukandar ke yuva bete ke alawa aur koi nahi tha. Ladki boli – “Mujhe tumse kuchh kehna hai …” Ladka – “kaho …” Ladki thodi sharmaai, thodi sakuchaai, fir boli – “tum bahut handsome ho, mujhe bahut achchhe lagte ho …!” Ladka ekdam shaant swar mein bola – “tu kuchh bhi bol par ye samajh le ki mainmaggi ke packet waapas lene wala nahi huun !!

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 290   |  

    mujhe breakup ki ek wajah chahiye thi. aur wo pagli tifin me mere liye maggi le aayi

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 371   |  

    Santa se interview mein pucha gaya: Agar 2 minute ke liye aapko PM bana diya jaye toh aap kya karenge.....?? Santa: Hum Maggi noodles banayenge. Intrviwer: Why....?? Santa: 2 Minute mein toh sirf Maggi ban sakta hai.. Intrvwer: Agar 5 saal ke liye bana diya jaye....?? Santa: Hum 5 saal ke liye PM nahi banenge. Intrvwer: Why....?? Santa: Itni Maggi kaun khayega...??

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 392   |  

    "Bhikari : Khane ko kuch de do bahen… Bahen : 2 Minutes roko bhai.. Bhikari : Bhago bhai maggi bana rahi hai.

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 469   |  

    Boy- I Love u… Gal – but I don’t love you… Boy – agar kal tum ne mujhe i love you nahi kaha to… Gal – to kya karo ge? boy – to main Maggie kha k apni jaan de dunga…

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 483   |  

    Bhikari : Khane ko kuch de do bahen… Bahen : 2 Minutes roko bhai.. Bhikari : Bhago bhai maggi bana rahi hai..

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