Jabse pata laga ki maggi india me banned honewali hain, tabse india ki 75% ladkiyo ne apne apne matrimony side ki profile se Hobby : cooking —– ko hata diya hain . lo karlo baat
Chintu Se Interview Mein Poocha Gaya Agar 2 Minute Ke Liye Aapko PM Bana Diya Jaye To Aap Kya Karenge? Chintu: Hum Maggi Noodles Banayenge. Interviewer: Why?? Chintu: 2 Minute Mein Toh Sirf Maggi Hi Ban Sakti Hai Interviewer: Agar Paanch Saal Ke Liye Bana Diya Jaaye To?? Chintu: Hum Paanch Saal Ke Liye PM Nahi Banenge. Interviewer: Why?? Chintu: Itni Maggi Kaun Khayega
Bohat Namkeen Hai Woh Jise Hum Chaahte Hain, Har Pal Khuda Se Ussi Ko Maante Hain, Dil Tarasta Hai Usse Paane Ko, Kya Aapka Dil Nahin Karta Maggi Khaane Ko?
Girl: Bhaiyya 10 rs. wali Maggi dena. Shopkeeper: Ye lo. Girl: Kitne hue?
Duniya me 2 kaam bahut ache hue . . Ek to whatsapp aane se pehle padhai complete hogyi . . Or dusra MAGGIE band hone se pehle hostel life complete hogyi
Woh Toh Me Ladki Hu Issliye Mujhe Badnaam Kiya Jaa Raha Hai.. Warna Pizza Aur Burger Bhi Koi Doodh Ke Dhule Nahi Hai.. -Miss Maggi
Girl: Arey… Ab kya bolun main? Boy: Pyaar karti ho to I love you bolo.. warna main abhi 2 packet maggi kha lunga!! Girl: Nahi, aisa mat karna Boy: Jaldi bolo, paani chadha diya hai gas pe!! Bas 2 minute ki der hai Girl: Acchha, I love you baba… bas maggi mat khana!!
maggie band hone per . sabse jayda pareshani . un ladkiyo ko hogi jo apne . bio data me likh rakha hai . . . i like cooking'
Maggi tak to theek hai, But kisi ne poha-jalebi par rok lagayi, to dange ho jaayenge Aur kisi ne kota ki kachori pe rok lagane ki sochi, to Yuddh ho jayega
Abhi abhi Nestle walo ne maggi ki janch k liye phir se yachika dayar ki hai, Abhi tak to usse Ban kia tha ab lagta hai maggi ko bhi fansi hone wali hai - Nestle ask to retest maggi
Ek ladki apne mohalle ki kirane kee dukan par gai. Dukan par us waqt dukandar ke yuva bete ke alawa aur koi nahi tha. Ladki boli – “Mujhe tumse kuchh kehna hai …” Ladka – “kaho …” Ladki thodi sharmaai, thodi sakuchaai, fir boli – “tum bahut handsome ho, mujhe bahut achchhe lagte ho …!” Ladka ekdam shaant swar mein bola – “tu kuchh bhi bol par ye samajh le ki mainmaggi ke packet waapas lene wala nahi huun !!
mujhe breakup ki ek wajah chahiye thi. aur wo pagli tifin me mere liye maggi le aayi
Santa se interview mein pucha gaya: Agar 2 minute ke liye aapko PM bana diya jaye toh aap kya karenge.....?? Santa: Hum Maggi noodles banayenge. Intrviwer: Why....?? Santa: 2 Minute mein toh sirf Maggi ban sakta hai.. Intrvwer: Agar 5 saal ke liye bana diya jaye....?? Santa: Hum 5 saal ke liye PM nahi banenge. Intrvwer: Why....?? Santa: Itni Maggi kaun khayega...??
"Bhikari : Khane ko kuch de do bahen… Bahen : 2 Minutes roko bhai.. Bhikari : Bhago bhai maggi bana rahi hai.
Boy- I Love u… Gal – but I don’t love you… Boy – agar kal tum ne mujhe i love you nahi kaha to… Gal – to kya karo ge? boy – to main Maggie kha k apni jaan de dunga…
Bhikari : Khane ko kuch de do bahen… Bahen : 2 Minutes roko bhai.. Bhikari : Bhago bhai maggi bana rahi hai..
