Motu Patlu Jokes ( 34 )


  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 761   |  

    Motu : Restaurant me khana khane gaye. Waha 1 lady waiter ne Motu se puchha kya ligiyega? Motu ne jawab diya Aap ka number...

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 1045   |  

    Motu : Kya Dudh pine se takat aati hai? Patlu : 5 Gilas Dudh piyo phir dewar hilane ki koshish karo, nahi hilegi. Ab 5 kain Bear piyo aur sirf diwar ki taraf dekho. Diwar apne aap hi hilne lagegi.

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 766   |  

    Motu : Pata hai Aadmi apne Ghar me sirf do hi karno se khush hota hai. Patlu : Koon sa karan? Motu : Jab Biwi new ho ya Biwi nahi ho.

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 549   |  

    Motu : Meri Patni ka kal Dehant ho gaya. Mai Lakh rona chaha, Par meri Aankhon se Aansu hi nahi nikli. Patlu : Lo esme kya bari baat hai, Tumhe yeh kalpana karani chahiye thi ki wah avi avi wapas lot kar aane wali hai.

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 903   |  

    Motu : Samandar me dahi daal raha tha. Patlu : Kya kar rahe ho? Motu : Lassi bana raha hoon. Patlu : Teri enhi harkato se log hum par hanste hain. Etni Lassi tera Baap piyega.

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 465   |  

    Motu : Morning walk kar raha tha. Tavi 1 Girl ki Mobile me Ring Tone baza Mai Dulha Tujhi ko Banaungi. Motu khush ho kar : Mai Dulha banane k liye tyar hoon. Batao kab Barat le kar aaun. Girl : Dhath Pagale yeh to Ring Tone hai. Tujhe kon Dulha banayegi...

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 503   |  

    Motu : Morning walk kar raha tha. Tavi 1 Girl ki Mobile me Ring Tone baza Mai Dulha Tujhi ko Banaungi. Motu khush ho kar : Mai Dulha banane k liye tyar hoon. Batao kab Barat le kar aaun. Girl : Dhath Pagale yeh to Ring Tone hai. Tujhe kon Dulha banayegi...

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 575   |  

    Motu 500 k note pr likha nmbr dial kr rha tha Patlu : Ye tum kya kr rahe ho? Motu : Yar me dekh raha hu gandhi ji to chale gaye par unka mobile kiske pas hai

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 907   |  

    Motu : Yaar dhokha ho gaya. Patlu : Kyon kya hua? Motu : Maine Papa se Books ke liye paise mangawaye, Papa ne Books hi bhej di.

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 559   |  

    Motu : STD booth pe gaye or STD wale ke 2 thappad lagaye. STD wale ne pucha,"Kyun mara" Motu bola,"Samne sign board pe likha hai "2" laga ke dial kare."

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 796   |  

    Motu : Meri lovely Girl Frnd k Shadi ka card mila bahut bura laga yaar, baad me soocha, shadi me jauga jarur kyko love apne jagah hai aur Lazedar puri-sabji, pulao apni jahah

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 674   |  

    Patlu : Sir Humara Poty Aaya Hai. Math Teacher : To Main Kya Karu? Toilet Chala Jaa. Patlu : Aap Galat Samajh rahe hain Sir, Humara Answer Poty (40) Aaya Hai.

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 534   |  

    Marketing Company ka call - "Hii I'm Mohit from Kolkata" Patlu : To main kya karu ? "Hi I'm Aakas from Pune" Patlu : To main kya karu ? "Hii I'm Riya from Delhi" Patlu : Hiiiiiiiiiii Riya.

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 723   |  

    Motu : Kya tum Chini Bhasha read kar sakte ho? Patlu : Ha, Agar wo Hindi me likhi ho.

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 802   |  

    Motu : Pattal par paroskar Kari-Chawal kha raha tha, Tavi 1 Makkhi uske Khane par aakar paith gai. Motu : Makkhi ko urate huye kaha hat Pagali, Yah wo nahi hai, Jo tu soch rahi hai.

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 414   |  

    Doctor : Mubarak ho aapke Ghar Ladka paida hua hai. Motu : Are yah to kamaal ki technologi hai. Patni meri Hospital me hai aur Bachchha Ghar me paida hua hai.

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 703   |  

    Din Barphbarish ho rahi thi aur uske 4 Din baad Patlu Ghas hatakar Barph khoj raha tha. Motu : Kya kar rahe ho? Patlu : Barph khoj raha hoon. Motu : Are Pagle Barph to pighal jaya hai.

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 765   |  

    Patlu : Kiska phone tha. Motu : Biwi ka... Woh Anda lane ko bol rahi thi Kal uska Birth Day hai na wo Kek banana hai. Patlu : Ghar me v kaam tum hi karte ho... Motu : Nahi Humne kaam ko aadha aadha baat liya hai. Mai Khana banata hoon Woh khati hai. Kapre mai dhota hoon Woh pahnati ha

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 1078   |  

    Patlu : Jaldi se Ladki bulao Mujhe bahut jor se Shadi aai hai. Motu : Yeh Shadi hai ya Loosmosam ki jor aaya or ho gaya.

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 528   |  

    Motu : Bike par ja raha tha. Pulice wale ne use roka aur kaha... Sadak Suraksha Saptah chal raha hai, Aapko Helmet lagane k liye Rs.2000 ka Inam milta hai. Is Inam ka kya karoge? Motu : Mai isse apna Driving license banwa lunga.

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 436   |  

    Motu : Matlabi dost se bachkar raho. Patlu : Lekin Matlabi dost ka pata kaise chalega? Motu : Simple, Sare doston ko message karo, Jo reply na de, Samjho wahi dost Matlabi hai.

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 759   |  

    Motu : Sarab pikar Scooter se 1 arthi se takra gaya. Dead body gir gayi log motu ko pitne lage. Motu : Jo gir gaya vo to kuch bol nahi raha tum kahi ke Don ho kya.

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 763   |  

    1 Aadmi : Tumraha es Ladke se kya Rishta hai? Motu : Ji, Bahut dur ka Rishta hai. Aadmi : Fir v kya Rishta hai? Motu : Ji, Wah mera saga bhai hai. Aadmi : Toh tum ise dur ka Rishta kyun batate ho? Motu : Kyun ki iske aur mere bich 7 bhai or hai.

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 769   |  

    1 baar Motu ki 20 Lakh ki Lotary nikali. Motu Lotary wale k pass gaya. Number milane k baad lotary wane ne kaha : Thik hai Sir, Hum aapko avi 1 Lakh rupay denge aur baki k 19 Lakh aap agale 19 Hapte tak le sakte hain. Motu : Nahi, Mujhe to pure paise avi chahiye, Nahi to aap mere 5 rupay wapas kar dijiye.

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