• December 28, 2017  |  [ View 146 ]  | 

    John, at a New Year's party, turns to his friend, Dave, and asks for a smoke. “I thought you made a New Year's resolution and that you don’t smoke,” Dave says. “I'm in the process of quitting,” replies John with a grin. “I am in the middle of phase one.” “Phase one?” asks David. “Yeah,” laughs John, “I've quit buying.”





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