Office Jokes ( 26 )


  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 103   |  

    पप्पू (अपने बॉस से) – सर, कल से मै सात बजे घर चला जाऊंगा.. बॉस :- क्यों..? पप्पू :- आपकी नौकरी से घर का गुजर नही चलता, रात को रिक्शा चलता हूँ इसलिए… बॉस (भावुक हो कर) – कभी भूख लगे तो मेरे पास आ जाना, मै भी रात को पावभाजी का ठेला चलाता हूँ. ‪#‎भयंकर_मंदी‬

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 101   |  

    Nursary ke ek bache ne exam me answer sheet pe hi susu kar dena.. Teacher ne pucha : Tumne aaisa kyu kiya.. Bacha : Mummy ne bola tha ki .. jo pahle aaye usse kar

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 129   |  

    “अपने साहब को कह देना जो केलेंडर घर से ले गये हैं चुपचाप शाम को वापस यहाँ पर लाकर टांग दे…”. यही है हर घर की कहानी

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 118   |  

    जब वह लंच के बाद लौटा तो अपनी टेबल पर उसे एक स्लिप मिली जिस पर लिखा था : “घर से आपकी श्रीमती जी का फोन आया था, वह बहुत गुस्से में बोल रही थीं

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 126   |  

    बॉस ने अपने नये ऑफिस में एक कैलेंडर लगाया- ” I’M THE BOSS, DON’T FORGET AND REMAIN IN YOUR LIMITS ” ( मैं बॉस हूँ भूलना नहीं और अपनी मर्यादाओं में रहना )

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 121   |  

    आज का ज्ञान- जिंदगी बस 2 दिन की है… एक तो शनिवार और एक रविवार….. बाकी दिन तो ऐसा लगता है कि जलील होने के लिए पैदा हुए हैं। -एक कर्मचारी

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 115   |  

    Boss (to employee) : Tell me, tumko aisa kab-kab lagta hai ki company ko tumhari bahut jarurat hai aur company tumhare bina chal nahi sakti ? Employee : Sir, jab bhi main chhutti maangta hoon … !!!

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 89   |  

    Beautiful secretary boss ke cabin se bhanbhanaate huye nikli. Staff ne puuchha – “kya hua ?” Secretary – “usne mujhse poochha ki kya tum aaj raat ko free ho ?” maine kahaa “yes” to usne mujhe type karne ke liye 60 page thamaa diye … !!!”

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 101   |  

    Heights of Feka-Feki: Interviewer: Why Did U Leave Ur Last job? Candidate: The Company Shifted Their 0ffice & Didn’t Tell Me Where it is…!!

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 95   |  

    Kal ka kaam aaj MAT karo, Usko kal tak rakho.. Kya pata.. Us kaam ko.. karne ki jarurat hi na pade!

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 96   |  

    Boss to worker: Tumne is saal Mehnat se kam kai, cure Islie 5000 ka Bonus Cheque de raha Hu.. Agar isi Tara kam karogeto agle sal ispar sign kardunga.

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 105   |  

    Dont loose hope if you aren’t getting promotion in office. Remember, price Pradyumann is still an ACP and Daya is still an Inspector!! Even after 17 years service. That too despite solving all the cases assigned to them. 100 % Performance..

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 101   |  

    Blackmailing in new style to the company boss.... Employee to boss: agar aap ne meri salary nahi badhai, To sare office ko bata doon ga ki "Aapne meri salary badha di haI"

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 96   |  

    Gandhi ji ne kabhi nahi socha hoga ki insaan private job bhi karega. Warna woh ek aur bandar banaate jo hath se apna pichhwada dhak kar baitha hota.

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 101   |  

    Boss to worker: Tumne is saal Mehnat se kam kai, cure Islie 5000 ka Bonus Cheque de raha Hu.. Agar isi Tara kam karogeto agle sal ispar sign kardunga.

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 103   |  

    Dont loose hope if you aren’t getting promotion in office. Remember, price Pradyumann is still an ACP and Daya is still an Inspector!! Even after 17 years service. That too despite solving all the cases assigned to them. 100 % Performance..

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 98   |  

    Everybody says Engineering is so easy that it is just like walking in a park! But only Engineers know that.. park is called Jurassic Park..!! Happy Engineers Day

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 111   |  

    Blackmailing in new style to the company boss.... Employee to boss: agar aap ne meri salary nahi badhai, To sare office ko bata doon ga ki "Aapne meri salary badha di haI"

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 114   |  

    Gandhi ji ne kabhi nahi socha hoga ki insaan private job bhi karega. Warna woh ek aur bandar banaate jo hath se apna pichhwada dhak kar baitha hota.

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 110   |  

    Employee : "हेलो बॉस, मुझे टेररिस्ट ने पकड़ लिया है, दोनों हाथ काट दिए, आँख फोड़ दी, किडनी निकाल ली" Boss: देख ले... हो सके तो आजा, आज स्टाफ कम है.

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 101   |  

    Question: In India, why do the bride's parents generally bear all marriage expenses? CA student's Brilliant answer...... "Because as per Indian law, excise duty on production is payable by the manufacturer at the time of dispatch of goods."

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 107   |  

    santa rod ke wrong said gaadi chala raha tha ,, use saare log ulate aate dikhai de rahe the , santa – o teri , lagata hai aaj jyaada hi der ho gayi hai , sab log to office se lautane bhi lage hain

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 105   |  

    santa intaravyoo dene gaya, banta – what is your name? santa – hola, banta – ye kaisa naam hai? santa – ji vo main holi ke din paida hua tha, banta – achchha hua to lohadi ke din paida nahin hua

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  • Nov 2, 2017   |   Review 105   |  

    pati – kahaan ho meree daarling patnee – kya baat hai aaj to bade uchhal rahe ho ? pati – are aaj se tum mainejar ke saath soya karogee patnee – aaha ,, kahaan hain mainejar, vo smaart to hain na pati – . . . . kameenee main apanee kampanee mein mainejar ban gaya hoon baat karatee hai

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