Pappu Jokes ( 25 )


  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 280   |  

    Pappu Ek Din Class Mein Toota Hua Chashma Pahan Ke Aaya Teacher Ne Usko Dekha Aur Ghabra Kar Pucha. Madam: “Arey Kya Hua?” Pappu: “Ji Main Apni Girl-Friend Ko Kiss Kar Raha Tha” Madam Ne Hairani Se Puchha: “To Fir Chashma Kaise Toot Gaya?” Pappu Sharmate Hue: “Ji Usne Apni Taange Band Kar Li Thi“

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 279   |  

    Pappu went to mobile shop… . shopkeeper : konsa mobile dikhau? Pappu : Note 4 de de… . Shopkeeper : Arey bhai lava wagera le lo, Note 4 samjh nahi aayega…. Pappu : Nahi, Note 4 hi chahiye mujhe… Shopkeeper : Note 4 hi kyu? . Pappu : us me kaan khujane k liye dandi bhi aati hai na.

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 286   |  

    Teacher Ne Pappu Se Puchha. Teacher: “Pappu Batao, Akbar Kon Tha?” Pappu: “Ji Mam, Akbar Ek Gay Tha” Teacher Ke Ye Sun Ke Tote Udd Gaye Ki Pappu Kya Bol Raha Hai. Teacher: “Kya Bakwas Kar Rahe Ho” Pappu: “Mam Humne Hamesha Laila–Majnu, Heer-Ranjha, Adam-Eve, Soni-Mahival Ka Naam Suna Hai, Par Sirf Akbar-Birbal Hi Kyu?” Bechari Teacher Bhi Kya Jawab Deti

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 393   |  

    Pappu ki Exam Chal Rahi Thi or Pappu Khali Betha Hua Tha.. Kuch Bhi Likh Nahi Raha Tha ! Teacher : Pappu Tum Likh Q Nahi Rahe Ho ? Pappu : Kuch Nahi Aata Kya Likhu ? Teacher : Kuch To Aata Hoga ? Pappu : Ha ! Teacher : Kya ? Pappu : "Rona".

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 351   |  

    Pappu ki Exam Chal Rahi Thi or Pappu Khali Betha Hua Tha.. Kuch Bhi Likh Nahi Raha Tha ! Teacher : Pappu Tum Likh Q Nahi Rahe Ho ? Pappu : Kuch Nahi Aata Kya Likhu ? Teacher : Kuch To Aata Hoga ? Pappu : Ha ! Teacher : Kya ? Pappu : "Rona".

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 290   |  

    Passenger:- Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala….?? . . Pappu:- Mujhe Machis Chahiye Thi. . . Pasenger:- Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The. . . Pappu:- Mai Ajnabi Se Baat Nhi KRTA Pappu Rock.. Passenger Shock

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 313   |  

    Papu 5 minute mai paper chor ke chla gya Teacher: kya hua? Paper nhi aata? Papu: wo bat nhi hai, Mujhe agle paper ki tyari karni hai…

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 377   |  

    Pappu, Ladki Dekhne Gaya, Family Walo Ne Akele Bithaya Pappu: Behanji, Aap Kitne Bhai-Behan Ho! Ladki: Pehle 3 The Ab 4 HO GAYE !

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 313   |  

    Pappu: Dekho.. Main Chahe Jaisa Bhi Hoon.. Par Baccha Ek Dum Sunder Hona Chahiye.. Wife: Dekho Ji.. Choice Is Yours.. Baccha Yaa Toh Sunder Hoga Yaa Aap Ka Hoga

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 270   |  

    Ek Raat, ek Chor, ek Pappu k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha hai? Pappu: Ullu k patthe, pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 343   |  

    Shaadi ki raat pappu Confuse ho gya kii kya baat kre.. . . . aadha Ghanta Sochne ke baad pappu apni biwi se bola . . . . . “Kya aapke gharwaalon ko pata hai ki aaj aap Yahin rukengi

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 313   |  

    Pappu ka dost uske ghar phalli bar aya, Dost – yaar pappu tera beta ekdum tere jaisa dikhta hai.. Pappu:- Are sale dhree bol marvayega kya??? Kamwali ka ladka hai ghar khelne aaya hai..

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 282   |  

    Pappu : Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai, Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai ! Papa : Hey bhagwan! Na Jane Inhone Kya-Kya Kha Ke Dekha Hua Hai. Gobar Ka Swad Bhi Pata Hai.

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 283   |  

    Pappu ro raha tha. Papa: Kyon ro rahe ho? Pappu: Mere 100 rupaye gum gaye. Papa: Koi baat nahin. Yeh lo 100 rupaye. Ab inhe sambhal kar rakhna. Ab Pappu aur jorse rone laga…. Papa: Ab kya hua? Pappu: Pehle pata hota to 1000 rupaye kehta.

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 332   |  

    Teacher: What do you call a place where usually people park their vehicles ! Pappu: If it is foreign then it is called ‘parking’. If it is India then it is called ‘anywhere’.

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 342   |  

    Teacher: Pappu, Taj kaun se shahar me hai. Pappu: Mumbai mein. Teacher: Arre murakh, Taj to Agra mein hai, bewakoof kahi ka! Pappu: Toh aapko bolna chaahiye ki hotel ya maqbara?

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 386   |  

    Father: Pappu, tumhare teacher bol rahe the ki kal tumne school ka lecture bunk kar dia cricket khelne ke liye… Pappu: Woh ekdum jhuth bol rahe hai…..mein cricket nahin football khel raha tha!

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 338   |  

    Father: Pappu, tumhare teacher bol rahe the ki kal tumne school ka lecture bunk kar dia cricket khelne ke liye… Pappu: Woh ekdum jhuth bol rahe hai…..mein cricket nahin football khel raha tha!

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 303   |  

    Traffic police ne Pappu ko tez speed me gaadi chalaate huye pakad liya. Traffic police: Tum itne chhote bachche hokar gadi chala rahe ho aur woh bhi itne tez speed par ? Pappu: Jee haan, mein bahut tez gadi chala raha tha. Lekin mein to tumhari test le raha tha yeh dekhne ke liye ki kaam karte waqt tumhara dhyan rehta hai ki nahi!

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 301   |  

    Pappu shouted from the kitchen, ‘Mom, you know that dish you were always worried that I would break ?’ Mother: ‘Yes dear, what about it ?’ Pappu: ‘Well, your worries are over.’

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 309   |  

    Teacher: Pappu, tell me how many seconds there are in a year? Pappu: 12. Teacher: Tell me how you idiot ! Pappu: 2nd January, 2nd February

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 367   |  

    Teacher: Pappu, batao. ‘Eiffel Tower’ kidhar hai? Pappu: TV mein. Maine kal hi tv pe dekha. Teacher: Kambakht. Mein city ki baat kar raha hoon…city ki. Woh ‘paris’ mein hai. Pappu: Sorry sir. Teacher: Ab batao ki ‘niagara falls’ kidhar hai? Pappu: Mere mobile mein. Dekho yeh photo! Teacher: Arey badmash. Mein country ki baat kar raha hoon country ki. Pappu: Sorry sir. Teacher: Yeh batao ki ‘statue of liberty’ kidhar hai? Aur iska jawab theek se dena. Pappu: Paani mein!

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 393   |  

    Teacher: What is 2 plus 2 Pappu: 4 Teacher: That’s good. Pappu: Good ? That’s perfect !

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 430   |  

    Class teacher pareshan hokar Pappu ki shikayat Principal Sir se karne gaye. Class Teacher: Sir, yeh Pappu ka kuchh karo. Din ba-din bahut badmash hote ja raha hai woh. Pappu ko mein aur nahin jhel sakta. Ab action lene ka time aa gaya hai. Principal: To bolo, kya action lu ? Teacher: Mera tabadala karva do

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