Rahul Gandhi Jokes ( 15 )


  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 404   |  

    Rahul Gandhi Ki Car Se ‘Kutte Ki Maa’ Mara Gayi…! Rahul Gandhi driver se: “Jao iske pati ka pata karo…” Jab driver wapas aaya to uske haat main mithai ke dabbe  aur gale mein dher sari phoolon ki maalayen  thi…!!! Rahul Gandhi : ” Ye kya hai…” ??? Driver: “Sir,logon ne meri poori baat hi nahi suni aur khushi khushi haar pehnane lage…Aur Mithai baatne lage…” !!! Rahul Gandhi : “Magar kyu…” ??? Driver: “Maine to sirf ye kaha tha ki Main Rahul Gandhi ka Driver Hoon; Kutte Ki Maa Mar Gayi Hai…

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 357   |  

    Girl: Rahul baba, I heard you failed in English, how is it possible? . Rahul baba : Nahi to jhoot hai Who TELLED you?? . . . . Girl : Bas Rehne De, Main Samajh Gayi !

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 349   |  

    Rahul Gandhi reading newspaper.. News: “Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump” Rahul Gandhi comments: Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!!

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 597   |  

    Rahul Special : Rahul Gandhi – Safola oil toh de diya bhaiya. Is kee sath ka gift nahi diya. Shopkeeper – Isske sath koyi gift nahi hai. Rahul Gandhi- Ullu matt banao isme likha hai “Cholesterol Free”

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 352   |  

    Rahul Gandhi : Mom hum is desh ko kab tak lootenge?? . . Sonia : ‘JAB TAK HAI JAAN’ . . Rahul Gandhi : Hamari help kaun karega?? . . . Sonia ‘SON OF SARDAR’

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 723   |  

    Rahul gandhi Se Interview Me Pucha Gaya: Agar 2 Minute K Liye Aapko P.M Bana Diya Jaye To Aap Kya Karenge…..?? Rahul: Hum Maggi Noodles Banayenge.. Interviewer: Why….?? Rahul: 2 Minute Me To Sirf Maggi hi Ban Sakti Hai.. Interviewer: Agar 5 Saal K Liye Bana Diya Jaye…

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 669   |  

    Amul – The Taste Of India . . Babool – The Paste Of India . . Rahul Gandhi- The Waste Of India. . . Modi- The Best Of India.. . . Sonia- The Guest Of India..

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 343   |  

    Rahul Gandhi: Mujhe desh ki bahut fikr hai, par main “Satyamev Jayte” nahin dekh paaunga! Aamir Khan: Kyun? Rahul Gandhi: Kyunki uss time “Chhota Bheem” aata hai..

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 305   |  

    Rahul Gandhi : Aap Khet me kya kya banate ho ? Farmer : Gehu, Chaval, Bajri Rahul Gandhi: To Kissan Jam Kon banata he ? Farmer : Bhai tuu chhuutti pe hi achcha tha.

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 666   |  

    Rahul Gandhi kehte hai “Congress koi party nahi, ek Soch hai” aur Vidya Balan kehti hai “Jahan Soch hai, wahan Shouchalay hai” Bada confusion hai bhai!!

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 327   |  

    Rahul gandhi ke swagat mein band baza walo ki kutayi sirf isliye ho gayi kyunki unhone.. “TUM TO THEHRE PARDESI, SATH KYA NIBHAOGE” bazaa diya tha!

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 741   |  

    Rahul Gandhi ekmatra aise jeevit rajneta hain, Jo, Janmdin manane Landon, Ilaaj karane Newyork, Baal katwane Spain, aur ‘Naak’ katwane bharat aate hain!

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 776   |  

    Rahul Gandhi: Maa, Aapki wajah se hi meri shaadi nahi ho rahi hai.. Soniya: Wo kaise? Rahul: Aaapke har poster mein likha hota hai.. Soniya ji ko “Bahu-Mat” do..

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 782   |  

    Rahul Gandhi: Gareeb kisano ko Rooh-afza diya jayega. Sonia Gandhi: Beta Roohafza nahi muavza!!

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 782   |  

    BREAKING NEWS… Sonia Gandhi ne kara Nestle par case Kaha… Maggi ki wajah se nahin ho paya Rahul ke dimaag ka vikaas!!

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