Sardar Jokes ( 29 )


  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 451   |  

    Sardarni: Lo light chali gayi.. Sardar: Light hi to gayi hai, fan to chalu kar… Sardarni: kar di na wahi sardaro wali baat.. fan chalaungi to mombatti bhuj nahi jayegi… !!

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 268   |  

    Sardarni: Lo light chali gayi.. Sardar: Light hi to gayi hai, fan to chalu kar… Sardarni: kar di na wahi sardaro wali baat.. fan chalaungi to mombatti bhuj nahi jayegi… !!

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 277   |  

    Ek sardar ka Radio kharab ho gaya, khol ke dekha to ander Chuha mara hua tha, dekh ke sardar bola: Ye lo, chalega kaise… SINGER to mar gaya

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 296   |  

    Ek baar 1 sardar ko 1 machchhar pareshaan kar raha tha… Sardar tang aa kar bed ke neeche so gaya tabhi waha 1 jugnu aa gaya. Sardar bola kamine, ab torch le kar dhund raha hai

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 279   |  

    Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje fansi di jayegi! Santa Sardar: Hahahahaha Jailor: Kya hua, Hans kyun rahe ho? Santa Sardar: Main to uthta hi subah 9 baje hoon.

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 280   |  

    Sardar Ke Truck Ke Peechhe Likha Tha “Chhota Pariwar Sukhi Pariwar” Aur Uske Neeche.. . . Tinu, Minu, Chintu, Chinky, Pinky, Guddu, Guddi, Sonu, Monu,Te Sohan De Papa Di Gaddi…!!!!!

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 324   |  

    Exam me ek sawal aya ki “Challenge” ka ek example likho To sardarji ne pura paper khali choda aur last me likha Asli baap ki aulad hai to pass karke dikha

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 297   |  

    Ek baar ek Chhote Sardar ka birthday tha. Sardar ne candle bujhane ke liye phunk maari to uska paad (fart) nikal gaya… Dobara phunk maari fir paad nikal gaya… Sardar gusse mein ulta ghumkar bola… ‘Le tu hi bujha Le’

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 263   |  

    Punjab Airlines.. Air hostess: Sir kee loge ? Sardar: Bread pakora with Tea and mathi Air hostess: Sir ji tussi jahaaz te aye ho prabhat feri te ni

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 269   |  

    mahila train se utri, usne Sardar se puchha: yeh kaun sa station hai? Sardar hasaa, zor se hasaa, zor zor se hasaa, haste haste lot pot ho gaya.. aur badi mushkil se sambhalte huye bola: Pagli, Ye Railway station hai…!

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 287   |  

    Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya… Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Puchha: Body Aa Gayi Kya? Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi… Sardar: Lo Batao, Kitni Lambi Umar Hai!

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 297   |  

    Hospital me Nurse: Mubarak ho apke Ghar beta paida hua hai! Sardar: Wahe Guru! Kya Technology hai. Biwi yaha hospital mein hai aur beta ghar mein paida hua hai!!

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 296   |  

    Jeetto: Sardadr ji tussi ek hi message 2-2 baar kyun bhejde ho? Sardar ji: Le kardi na pagalo wali gal! O jeetto, ek tu rakh le te dujja forward kar de.. iss vaste! Jeetto: Te phir tussi 3 baar bheja karo! Sardar ji: Oo kyun? Jeetto: Oji pher ek ko delete bhi to karna honda hai!

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 283   |  

    2 Sardar Jungle ki sher kar rahe the tabhi 1 sher waha aa jata hai. Pahle sardar ne akal ladai or sher ki ankho me mitti daal di or bhagne laga. But pahla sardar wahi khada raha. Dustra sardar: Yaar aa bhaag jadli. Pahla sardar: me kyu bhagoo galti to tune kari hai na.

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 278   |  

    Sardar Ka Bhaccha: Hai Bhagwan Punjab ki rajdhani Amrika Bana De Bhagwan.. Baap Ne Poocha: Beta aisa kyu kah rahe ho bar bar. Beta: Papa Kya karu galti se me paper me yahi likh ke aa gaya hu.

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 300   |  

    Sardar Ka Bhaccha: Hai Bhagwan Punjab ki rajdhani Amrika Bana De Bhagwan.. Baap Ne Poocha: Beta aisa kyu kah rahe ho bar bar. Beta: Papa Kya karu galti se me paper me yahi likh ke aa gaya hu.

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 258   |  

    Aik sardar dusre sardar se: Mujh me divya sakti hai. Dusra Sardar: wo kese Pahla Sardar: me aankhe band kar ke bi dekh leta huh Dusra Sardar aankhe band karta hai or bolta hai bata kiya dikh raha hai. Pahla sardar: Ghor Andhera

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 296   |  

    Sardar ghor tapasya karta hai bhagwan ki. Bhagwan prakat huye or bole bol bachha kya chahiye. Sardar: G meri aik badi lotri lagwa do. Bhagwan: Aisa hi hoga.. 1 Mahine Baad sardar Fir tapasya karta hai. Bhagwan fir prakat hote hai or bolte hai bol bacha kya chahiye. Sardar: mera lottery ka ticket nahi laga abhi tak apne last time mujhe bachan diya tha. Bhagwan: Abe gadhe ticket kon tera baap kharidega

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 307   |  

    Ek sardar nikkar daal k cycle chala rha tha.. To ab kya vo cycle b na chalaye? Jaan le lo sardaron ki.. Har baat me joke chaiye..

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 283   |  

    Sardar train ka intzar kar raha tha, train aai, upar likha tha Bombay MAIL, wo bhag k chadh gaya aur biwi se kha: Jab Bombay Female aye to tum bhi chad jana

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 297   |  

    3 sardar picnic par gaye,wahan ja kar yad aya k "PEPSI" to ghar bhul gaye,decide kia ki sab se chota sardar ja kar pepsi le aey, chota sardar:mai is shart par jata hu k tum mere ane tak smose nai khaoge,dono ne kaha thik hai, 2din guzar gaye sardar nahi aya, 4din guzar gaye sardar nahi aye, 2no ne socha k ab smosa kha line chahye,jse hi smosa uthaya chota sardar ped k peche se nikal k bola..Aisa karoge to mai nai jaunga..

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 271   |  

    Sardar was selling Parashut.. Plane se kudo,Button dabao aur aap zamin pe safe.. Custmer-Agar Parasdhut nhi Khula to.. Sardar-O ji le aana change kr dunga..

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 306   |  

    Sardar apna sar pani me duba rha tha.. Biwi-kya kr rhe ho? Sarder-Dimag chalta nhi he sala.. .. Dekh rha hu kahi Puncher to nhi?

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 293   |  

    Sardar: Yaar Aaj Mujhay Ajeeb Msg Aaya or mera Mobil off Ho Gaya. Pathan: Aisa Konsa Msg Aya? Sardar: Battery low. Pathan: Send Kar...Sabko..

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