Student Jokes ( 17 )


  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 344   |  

    Teacher:"What is your name?". Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai." Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english. " Student:"My name is Sunlight."

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 386   |  

    Teacher: bachcho, agar man se praarthanaa kare to bhagwan aapki kwaaish poora karenge. Student: woh sab jhoot hai sir. Teacher: kyu? Student: agar woh sach hota to, ab tak aap doosre school chale jaate

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 354   |  

    Teacher (Pappu se sawal puchte hue) : Kya Machali ko pasinaa hota hai ? Pappu : Jee ha… ! Teacher :Wo kaise ? Pappu : Sir, Socho… Nahi to Samundar ka paani itna Khara kaise hota..!

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 447   |  

    Teacher : Pappu, Dudh ko fatane se rokne ke liye kya karna chahiye ?. . . Pappu : Simple hai, Dudh ko pee jana chahiye… !

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 372   |  

    Madam (Pappu se) : Batao aisi kon si chij hai, jo dur hai phir bhi paas hai, jise hum dekh sakte hai par chhu nahi saktey ? Ramesh : M’m mein batau ? Madam : Ha.. Ramesh : Suraj. Madam : Par Suraj to bahot dur hai. Turant Pappu utha aur bola “Me’m mein batau ?” Madam : Ha.. Pappu : Aapki Chooti…

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 361   |  

    Teacher (Gusse mein Pappu ki Mummy se) : Dekhiye, Aapka Ladka yaha dusro ki pencil chori karta hai.. Pappu ki Mummy : Arey wo aisa kyo karta hai ? “Mein to use apni office mein se bahot sari pencil lakar to deti hu…!”

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 332   |  

    Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai. Next day zuban cut gai.. Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka hath toot jaye. Tang krta hai… bahut marta hai. Next day hath toot jata hai… Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko utha le. Bahut marte hai. Next day baap ghar aate hain, Bacha :- Papa Aapko kuch nahi hua ? Baap :- Nahi kyo Bacha :- Maa kahan hain…? Baap :- pados me SHARMA uncle ki death hogai hai, wahan Gayi hain

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 364   |  

    Ek student ko teacher ke ek swal puchne pe thappar mara… Teacher: student ke fail hone ki sbse badi wjah kya hoti hai… Student: Har Fail Hone Waale Student Ke Peeche, . Ek Teacher Hota Hai..!! . Jo SAALA Cheating Nahi Karne Deta

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 1355   |  

    Teacher ne Gadhe ke samne 1 Daaru ki aur 1 Pani ki Balti rakhi, Gadha Pani pi gaya. Teacher: Tumne iss se kya Sikha? Student: Jo Daaru nahi pita Woh Gadha hota hai. Cheers

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 373   |  

    Teacher: Yai kion uth kar chala gia? . Students: Sir es ko neend mai chalny ke aadat hai

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 325   |  

    Teacher: Yai kion uth kar chala gia? . Students: Sir es ko neend mai chalny ke aadat hai

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 440   |  

    Teacher: Zameen par rehne wali janwer bacche deti hai, Hawa mein urne wali andey deti hai! Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti hai?? Student: “Air Hostess!”

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 348   |  

    Teacher = Tum math mein fail ho gaye..? Student = Main kya karta, Aapne hi galat padhaya tha… Kabhi 4 or 4 aath(8) kaha kabhi 6 or 2 aath kaha or kabhi 5 or 3 aath bataya….

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 375   |  

    Teacher = Ravi what is the time period of Akbar the Great as given in your text book. Ravi = I don't know miss.. Teacher = Its given as (1567-1601) in the top of the lesson Ravi = Sorry miss, I thought it was his Phone number.

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 433   |  

    Teacher = Santa, tumne aaj kon sa achchha kaam kiya hai..? Santa = Sir aaj maine apne paanch doston ke saath milkar ek buzurg aurat ko sadak paar karwaya.. Teacher = Ye to achchi baat hai, lekin is chhote se kaam ke liye paanch log ki kya jaroorat thi..? Santa = Kyunki wo aurat sadak paar nahin karna chahti th

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 383   |  

    Teacher = Ek aisa waakya banao jisme urdu, hindi, punjabi or english ke shabdon ka sahi sahi istemaal hua ho.. Santa = Ishq di gali wich no entry….

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  • Feb 19, 2016   |   Review 421   |  

    Desi Teacher = Aaj tum late kyu aaye? School 7 baje shuru hota he. Desi Kid = Madam, Aap meri fikar mat kiya karo, School time pe shuru karwa dia karo.

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