Valentines Day Jokes ( 157 )


Valentines Day Jokes
  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 320   |  

    पत्नी से तंग आकर पप्पू तलाक के लिए कोर्ट में गया। पप्पू ( जज साहब से )– सर मैं अपनी बीवी से खुश नहीं हूं। जज ( पप्पू की पत्नी से बोले) – आपका पति आपसे खुश क्यों नहीं.

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 138   |  

    संता ऑफिस से वापस आया, संता- कहाँ हो जानू? बीवी मूवी देख रही थी, संता की बीवी- बाहुबली बड़ी अच्छी है देख लो, संता मोबाइल लेकर गैलरी से बाहर जाने लगा, बीवी- कमीने मैंने बोला बाहुबली, बाजूवाली नहीं

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 115   |  

    संता की बीवी – सुनिए जी, रात नींद में आप मुझे गालियाँ दे रहे थे, संता – ओ नहीं सोणिये, ये तुम्हारा वहम है, बीवी – क्या वहम है? संता- यही कि मैं नींद में था

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 124   |  

    पति वह प्राणी है जो भूत प्रेत से बेशक न डरे मगर पत्नी की ‘4 missed call’ खौफ पैदा करने के लिए काफी है!?

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 115   |  

    पति वह प्राणी है जो भूत प्रेत से बेशक न डरे मगर पत्नी की ‘4 missed call’ खौफ पैदा करने के लिए काफी है!?

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 87   |  

    ना किसी ने Rose दिया ना किसी ने Propose किया ‎Chocolate? तो दुर की बात किसी ने Eclairs? तक नहीं दिया : अब तो लगता हॆ की छोड़ छाड़ के सब कुछ PK के Planet? चला जाऊँ... 

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 110   |  

    मैं भी Valentine day मनाऊँगा. जिन लडकियों ने मुझे मना किया है, उनके माँ बाप को फोन करके उनकी "LOCATION" बताऊंगा... 

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 124   |  

    टीचर – कल क्यों नहीं आया? पप्पू- नहीं बताऊँगा? टीचर चांटा मारकर- जल्दी बता, पप्पू – Valentine Day पे गर्लफ्रेंड के साथ था, टीचर -इतना छोटा होके भी गर्लफ्रेंड के साथ घूमता है, कौन थी वो लड़की ? पप्पू – आपकी बेटी, टीचर बेहोश 

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 115   |  

    लड़की अपने पति का इंतजार कर रही थी, जैसे ही दरवाजा खोला, लड़का – ये लो जानू वेलेन्टाइन का फूल, लड़की – ये क्या लाये हो सफ़ेद गुलाब, पहले तो वेलेन्टाइन के दिन रेड गुलाब देते थे, लड़का- पगली अब प्यार की कम, शांति की ज्यादा जरुरत है

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 91   |  

    पिंकी वैलेंटाइन डे पर अपने बॉयफ्रेंड से मिलती है पिंकी – मैं शादी के बाद तुम्हारे आधे दुःख बाँट लूंगी बिल्लू – पर मैं तो दुःखी हूँ ही नहीं? पिंकी – पर मैं शादी के बाद की बात कर रही हूँ ना बिल्लू बेहोश

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 96   |  

    Do firends aapas me bate kar rhe the pahla- bhai ye 14 tarikh ko kya hai? dusra- tere pas wife hai ya girlfriend? pahla- wife hai dusra- to fir mahavir jyanti hai

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 94   |  

    दो दोस्त आपस में बातें कर रहे थे, पहला – भाई ये 14 तारीख को क्या है? दूसरा – तेरे पास बीवी है या गर्लफ्रेंड? पहला – बीवी है दूसरा – तो फिर महावीर जयंती है

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 106   |  

    सभी महिलाओं से अनुरोध: कृपया 15 फरवरी तक अपने पतियो पर विशेष नजर रखे। नही तो… “नजर हटी सौतन पटी” जनहित मे जारी!!

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 94   |  

    Two antennae met on a roof, fell in love and got married. Their wedding ceremony wasn’t fancy. The reception, however, was excellent.

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 115   |  

    A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on. One day, he fell in love with a beautiful lady. He refrained from speaking for two whole years so he could call her “my darling.” But then he wanted to tell her he loved her, so he waited three more years.  At the end of these five years, he wanted to ask her to marry him, so he waited another four years.  Finally, as the ninth year of silence ended, he led the lady to the most romantic place in the kingdom and said, “My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?”  And the lady said, “Pardon?”

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 86   |  

    Why should you never breakup with a goalie? Because he’s a keeper.

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 96   |  

    What’s the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak? February 14th.

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 123   |  

    I gave my girlfriend a cannoli for Valentine’s Day. When she asked why, I said, “I cannoli be happy when I’m with you.”

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 89   |  

    What’s the perfect thing to say to a coffee-lover on Valentine’s Day? “Words cannot espresso what you mean to me.”

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 86   |  

    Q: Why does Cupid always make so much money at the casino? A: Because he’s a Valentine’s Card Shark.

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 80   |  

    AN OLDER WOMAN runs into her friend at the mall. “You’re not going to believe this,” she said. “I found an old lamp the other day. I rubbed it and a genie popped out. He explained that genies don’t give three wishes anymore, but he did offer me a choice between one of two wishes. He could give me a better memory or turn my husband into the greatest lover ever.” “Tough choice,” said her friend. “Which one did you choose?” “That’s the thing. I can’t remember.”

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 85   |  

    “You came home early from your date,” John observed to his roommate. “What happened?” “Well,” said the flatmate, “after dinner she invited me up to her flat. We had a couple of drinks and she put on some soft music. Then she reached over and turned out the lights.”  “So, what next?” asked John, eyebrows raised. “I can take a hint,” said his flatmate. “I came home.”

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 79   |  

    Mike walked into a post office just before Valentine’s day, he couldn’t help noticing a middle-aged, balding man standing in a corner sticking “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.  Then the man got out a bottle of Channel perfume from his pocket and started spraying scent over the envelopes. By now Mike’s curiosity had got the better of him, and so I asked the man why he was sending all those cards.  The man replied, “I’m sending out 500 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?'” “But why?” asked Mike. “I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replied. 

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 90   |  

    Mike walked into a post office just before Valentine’s day, he couldn’t help noticing a middle-aged, balding man standing in a corner sticking “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.  Then the man got out a bottle of Channel perfume from his pocket and started spraying scent over the envelopes. By now Mike’s curiosity had got the better of him, and so I asked the man why he was sending all those cards.  The man replied, “I’m sending out 500 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?'” “But why?” asked Mike. “I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replied. 

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Valentine Day Jokes

Attracting women is one of the toughest jobs for most men these days. So, if you are single and want to win your dream lady on Valentine’s Day, what will you do? We all know that laughter is the way to a woman’s heart, so you can take advantage of humor to impress your lady. There is no doubt that women love humor and they like to be around men who are funny and can make them laugh. They respond positively to such men and tend to become more comfortable talking to them.

So, get set and use your humor button to attract your dream woman this February 14. Remember if you have the ability to make her laugh, then you are ahead of all those men who are trying to win her. Who wants to be with a boring person? If you can assure a woman that you can keep her happy, she will undoubtedly choose you over other men. Take that lady to a romantic date and crack a few good jokes in front of her. By doing so, she will come to know that you have a good sense of humor and you will make her life easier by making her forget all the troubles that come along with it.  

If you are not a humorous person, still you can win her by taking help of Valentine Day jokes given here. Cheer up you love day by using these jokes to impress your woman. Men, who are already in relationship, can also employ these jokes to make their partner laugh.

You can either crack these jokes in front of your girl directly or you can share the jokes with her via any chat application. These Valentine Day jokes are also great to post on Facebook and Twitter as well.

 

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