Valentines Day Jokes ( 131 )

  • Feb 13, 2014

    What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? "I'm sweet on you!

  • Feb 13, 2014

    Q: What did the cholcolate syrup say to the ice cream? A: "I'm sweet on you!"

  • Feb 13, 2014

    Q: Did Adam and Eve ever have a date? A: No, but they had an apple.

  • Feb 13, 2014

    Knock, knock. Whos there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to be your valentine.

  • Nov 3, 2017

    Premi apni premika ke liye phhol lekar aaya Premika :- mujhe ye phool nahin koi sone ki cheez chahiye. Premi:- ye lo takiya so jaao.

  • Feb 13, 2014

    Q: What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day? A: Ughs and kisses!

  • Feb 13, 2014

    Q: What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine's Day? A: Owl be yours!

  • Feb 13, 2014

    Q: What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? A: I love you a ton!



Valentine Day Jokes

Attracting women is one of the toughest jobs for most men these days. So, if you are single and want to win your dream lady on Valentine’s Day, what will you do? We all know that laughter is the way to a woman’s heart, so you can take advantage of humor to impress your lady. There is no doubt that women love humor and they like to be around men who are funny and can make them laugh. They respond positively to such men and tend to become more comfortable talking to them.

So, get set and use your humor button to attract your dream woman this February 14. Remember if you have the ability to make her laugh, then you are ahead of all those men who are trying to win her. Who wants to be with a boring person? If you can assure a woman that you can keep her happy, she will undoubtedly choose you over other men. Take that lady to a romantic date and crack a few good jokes in front of her. By doing so, she will come to know that you have a good sense of humor and you will make her life easier by making her forget all the troubles that come along with it.  

If you are not a humorous person, still you can win her by taking help of Valentine Day jokes given here. Cheer up you love day by using these jokes to impress your woman. Men, who are already in relationship, can also employ these jokes to make their partner laugh.

You can either crack these jokes in front of your girl directly or you can share the jokes with her via any chat application. These Valentine Day jokes are also great to post on Facebook and Twitter as well.