Valentines Day Jokes ( 111 )

  • Feb 13, 2014

    Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?

  • Feb 13, 2014

    Q: Did Adam and Eve ever have a date? A: No, but they had an apple.

  • Feb 13, 2014

    Q: What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine's Day? A: Owl be yours!

  • Feb 13, 2014

    A woman was taking a nap on Valentine’s Day afternoon. After she awoke, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a gorgeous and expensive diamond necklace for Valentine’s Day! What do you think it means

  • Feb 13, 2014

    What did one light bulb say to the other? "I love you a whole watt!

  • Feb 13, 2014

    What Did the Doctor... Q: What did the doctor tell her invisible patient? A: "I can't see you today

  • Feb 13, 2014

    What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine's Day? Owl be yours!

  • Feb 13, 2014

    What did the girl sheep say to the boy sheep on Valentine’s Day? I love you baaaaaaack



Valentine Day Jokes

Attracting women is one of the toughest jobs for most men these days. So, if you are single and want to win your dream lady on Valentine’s Day, what will you do? We all know that laughter is the way to a woman’s heart, so you can take advantage of humor to impress your lady. There is no doubt that women love humor and they like to be around men who are funny and can make them laugh. They respond positively to such men and tend to become more comfortable talking to them.

So, get set and use your humor button to attract your dream woman this February 14. Remember if you have the ability to make her laugh, then you are ahead of all those men who are trying to win her. Who wants to be with a boring person? If you can assure a woman that you can keep her happy, she will undoubtedly choose you over other men. Take that lady to a romantic date and crack a few good jokes in front of her. By doing so, she will come to know that you have a good sense of humor and you will make her life easier by making her forget all the troubles that come along with it.  

If you are not a humorous person, still you can win her by taking help of Valentine Day jokes given here. Cheer up you love day by using these jokes to impress your woman. Men, who are already in relationship, can also employ these jokes to make their partner laugh.

You can either crack these jokes in front of your girl directly or you can share the jokes with her via any chat application. These Valentine Day jokes are also great to post on Facebook and Twitter as well.