Valentines Day Jokes ( 111 )

  • Feb 13, 2014

    You've been the Apple of my eye, you know how much I care; So Lettuce get together, we'd make a perfect Pear

  • Feb 13, 2014

    What did the pencil say to the paper? "I dot my i's on you!"

  • Feb 13, 2014

    Q: Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration? A: Because you can really party hearty!

  • Feb 13, 2014

    Q: What did the bat say to his girlfriend? A: You're fun to hang around with.

  • Feb 13, 2014

    Q: What happens when you fall in love with a French chef? A: You get buttered up.

  • Feb 13, 2014

    Q: What happens when you fall in love with a french chef? A: You get buttered up.

  • Feb 13, 2014

    Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune? A: Because it couldn't get a date.

  • Feb 13, 2014

    A Cub Scout found a frog that said, “Kiss me and I will become a beautiful princess.” The boy studied the frog, then put it in his pocket. “Hey,” the frog croaked, “how come you didn’t kiss me?” “I’d rather have a talking frog than a princess any day!”



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Valentine Day Jokes

Attracting women is one of the toughest jobs for most men these days. So, if you are single and want to win your dream lady on Valentine’s Day, what will you do? We all know that laughter is the way to a woman’s heart, so you can take advantage of humor to impress your lady. There is no doubt that women love humor and they like to be around men who are funny and can make them laugh. They respond positively to such men and tend to become more comfortable talking to them.

So, get set and use your humor button to attract your dream woman this February 14. Remember if you have the ability to make her laugh, then you are ahead of all those men who are trying to win her. Who wants to be with a boring person? If you can assure a woman that you can keep her happy, she will undoubtedly choose you over other men. Take that lady to a romantic date and crack a few good jokes in front of her. By doing so, she will come to know that you have a good sense of humor and you will make her life easier by making her forget all the troubles that come along with it.  

If you are not a humorous person, still you can win her by taking help of Valentine Day jokes given here. Cheer up you love day by using these jokes to impress your woman. Men, who are already in relationship, can also employ these jokes to make their partner laugh.

You can either crack these jokes in front of your girl directly or you can share the jokes with her via any chat application. These Valentine Day jokes are also great to post on Facebook and Twitter as well.