Weather Jokes ( 30 )


  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 444   |  

    डियर भगवानजी इतना सुहाना मौशम न बनाओ कि . . . . . पड़ोसी की लुगाई लेके भागने का या दोस्त की gf पटा लेने जैसे बुरे ख्याल मन में आ जाए

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 156   |  

    While in the men’s room at a beach park in Florida, I noticed they had a plastic baby-changing table installed on the wall. Apparently, some sportsmen had co-opted this politically correct amenity for their own use. Above the table was a sign saying: “It is unlawful to clean fish on this table.”

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 437   |  

    For her summer job, my 18-year-old daughter arranged interviews at several day-care centers. At one meeting, she sat down on one of the kiddie seats, no simple task for most people. The interview went well, and at the end, the day-care center director asked the standard question, “Can you give me one good reason we should hire you?” “Because I fit in the chairs.” She got the job.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 185   |  

    If I’m on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 161   |  

    It’s been raining so much in Los Angeles that the Chia Pet I threw in the garbage is now blocking my entire driveway.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 193   |  

    Don’t knock the weather. If it didn’t change once in a while, nine tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 158   |  

    As we waited for a bus in the frosty weather, the woman next to me mentioned that she makes a lot of mistakes when texting in the cold. I nodded knowingly. “It’s the early signs of typothermia.”

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 445   |  

    No, I’m not walking on string-cheese stilts. These are just my first bare legs of the season. We use a really strong sunblock when we go to the beach with the kids. It’s SPF 80: You squeeze the tube, and a sweater comes out.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 190   |  

    Larki Ro Ro K Larkay Se Keh Rahi Hai, page Larki Ro Ro K Larke Se Keh Rahi Hai, Haath Chooro Jan.. Meri Naak Beh Rahi Hai. Happy Winter Season Aaaa….chhii

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 150   |  

    Die Laughing Biwi Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Uska Pati Use Ghur Raha Tha! Biwi Romantic Hokar Boli: Kya Irada Hai? Pati Ne 2 Thappad Maare Or Bola.. ‘Mere Garam Pani Se Kyu Nahayi’ Happy winters..

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 172   |  

    Baith ke toilet mein nawab ke jaise.. Sardi ke mausam mein sochtaa hu aise.. Baith ke toilet mein nawab ke jaise.. Sardi ke mausam mein sochtaa hu aise. Ki kar to li hai tune beta….abb thande paani se dhoega Kaise.. Happy Winter

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 341   |  

    Mausam is kadar khumari mein hai.. Mera ‘Gujrat’ bhi.. ‘Kashmir’ hone ki tayaari me hain..!!

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 343   |  

    pinki – kitani bhi thand pad jaaye lekin main roj nahaati hoon , pappoo – are main to thand mein 2 baar nahaata hoon pinki – vao tum to bahut pyaare ho, pappoo – nahin re pagali, main do baar nahaata hoon lekin mahine mein ? ladaki behosh

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 167   |  

    thand ke mausam mein pinki raat ko apane boyfriend ke room pe hi ruk gayi, pinki – daarling ab shaadi kar lete hain, billoo – ghar vaale nahin maanenge, pinki – chalo bhaag chalate hain, billoo – itani thand mein rajai se pair na nikaaloon too bhaagane ki baat karati hai

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 354   |  

    पत्नी पति रात को रजाई में सो रहे थे अचानक कमरे में – “किट किट” की आवाज आने लगी पत्नी – उठो देखो चूहा कपडे कुतर रहा है पति – कमीनी सारी रजाई तूने खींच ली सर्दी में मेरे दांत किटकिटा रहे हैं

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 181   |  

    biwi se preshan hoke pati jaise hi ghar se bahar nikla Biwi – kaha jaa rhe ho ? Pati – marne jaa rha hu sucide kar lunga Biwi – kahi bhi jao swetor pahan jana thand hai bimar pad gaye to tumhari khair nahi

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 163   |  

    Husband: kaha gayab thi 4 ghante se? wife: moll me gayi thi, shopping karne. Husband: kya kya liya? Wife: ek hair clip aur 45 selfi . pati sadme me hai.....!

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 158   |  

    A boy gets pulled over for speeding on a rainy season. The police says, "Isn't it kind of stupid to be driving so fast in this weather?" The driver says, "Who's stupid? I'm dry in my car. You're the one who's standing out in the rain."

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 420   |  

    Wife: ‘डार्लिंग देखो मैंने इसे पिछले 8 साल से नही पहना फिर भी इसकी फिटिंग वैसी की वैसी ही है.. . . Husband – कुछ तो खुदा का ख़ौफ़ कर साली…….???? ये शॉल है…… !!

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 184   |  

    Winter Ka Zamana Hai, SMS Karke Apko Satana Hai, Mousam bhi Diwana Hai, 2-4 SMS Aap Bhi Kar Do, Kya.. Balance Bacha Kar Naya “SWEATER” Lana Hai.

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 158   |  

    सुबह को जेकेट पहनो, दोपहर को सनकोट पहनो, शाम को रेईनकोट पहनो, रात में कम्बल ओढ लो… . साला समझ में नहीं आता की… मौसम चल रहा है या “फैशन-शो”

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 195   |  

    8 से 9 महिने तक तुमने मुझे अवोईड किया, लेकिन अब तुम मुझे ओर दूर नहीं रख सकते, आज नहीं तो कल अपनी बाहों में मुझे जरूर लोगे, With Love… तुम्हारी पुरानी… “स्वेटर”

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 340   |  

    Thand ki ritu Ka 1 Fayda hai… . . . . . . Kya Soch Rahe Ho ??? . . Bas 1 hi Fayeda Hai ki… . Garmi Nhi Lagti. HAPPY WINTER

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  • Nov 3, 2017   |   Review 448   |  

    दुनिया में कभी अच्छे इंसान की तलाश में मत निकलना, . . क्युंकि… . बारिश ज्यादा हो रही है न इसलिए, “हम बहार कम ही निकलते है…”

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