Wedding Jokes ( 109 )


  • Jan 28, 2014   |   Review 777   |  

    Husbnd: Kya tumne mujhe KUTTA kaha? No answer Husbnd again asks, No answer Then again he asks, Wife: Nahi kaha. Plz AB bhoka na bandh karo

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  • Jan 28, 2014   |   Review 835   |  

    A Tiger was giving wedding party to his frnds.. A Cat came there and danced. Tiger asked who r u ? Cat said: I was also a Tiger before my marriage.......

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  • Jan 28, 2014   |   Review 796   |  

    Height Of Shakkk: PATI:Mai Tumhare Sath 100 Saal Rahunga Or Pyar Krunga,Biwi: Uske Baaad Kahan Moo Marne Ka Irada He?

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  • Jan 28, 2014   |   Review 734   |  

    Man: After 70 yrs u still address ur wife as Darling, Love, Honey. What's the secret? Old Man: Her name slipped from my mind 10 years ago and I'm scared to ask her wat it is?

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  • Jan 28, 2014   |   Review 742   |  

    Wife looks in mirror & says to her Husband: "I look Horrible, Fat & Ugly. Please say something nice about me" Husband:"ur eyesight is perfect..."

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  • Jan 28, 2014   |   Review 745   |  

    Santa: Marriage is a lot like going to restaurant. U order what u want. And when u see what d other fellow has, u wish u had asked 4 that instead.

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  • Jan 28, 2014   |   Review 790   |  

    Woman: When my husband left me, he said: he was going to join the army for a little peace.

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  • Jan 28, 2014   |   Review 843   |  

    For all married friends----------Wife calls mom:''He fought wid me again. I am coming to u.'' Mom:''No darling, he needs to pay 4 his mistake, I am coming.'' ;)

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  • Jan 28, 2014   |   Review 685   |  

    Patni-Shadi K Pehle Aap Roz Gift Dete The,Par Ab Nahi Dete, Kyu? Golu-Kabhi Tumne Machware Ko Machli Pakdne K Baad Use Dana Dalte Dekha Hai.

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  • Jan 28, 2014   |   Review 775   |  

    Biwi Essay- Biwi ek faltu Musibat Hai Jo Rasoyi me Paayi jati Hai Iska Poshtik Aahar Pati ka Bheja Hai Ye Pani se Zyada Pati Ka Khoon Piti Hai.

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  • Jan 28, 2014   |   Review 651   |  

    Girl To Her Boy Friend:Darling, Do You Know Handsome N Smart Boys Always Get Stupid Girl Friends.Boy: Thanks For The Compliment, Darling

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  • Jan 28, 2014   |   Review 768   |  

    Now I always watch my wedding video in reverse and I love the end when she takes the ring off,goes out, jumps in the car and heads back to her fathers home....

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  • Jan 28, 2014   |   Review 671   |  

    3 Kinds of men in the World: Some remain single & make wonders happen. Some maintain girlfriends & see wonders happen. Other get married & wonder what happened.

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  • Jan 28, 2014   |   Review 731   |  

    BEFORE MARRIAGE- Roses are red, sky is blue,U r beautiful,I Luv u AFTR MARRIAGE: Roses r dead,I have flu, Dont get on my head, side ho TU.

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  • Jan 28, 2014   |   Review 726   |  

    similarity between wife and popcorn,dono ko thoda sa jalao to munh fula lete hain.

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  • Jan 28, 2014   |   Review 714   |  

    Wife-Mai Driver ko Naukri se nikal rahi hu Qki aaj me dusri bar marte-Marte bachi hu Husband-Pls Jaan use Ek or mauka to do...

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  • Jan 28, 2014   |   Review 744   |  

    Wife- Jab Aap Chashma Utaarte Ho Tab Handsome Dikhte Ho Husband- Ha Dear, Jab Mai Chashma Utaarta Hu Tab Tum Bhi Bahut Khoobsurat Dikhti Ho.

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  • Jan 28, 2014   |   Review 809   |  

    Pappu: Have you noticed that most heroes are married man? Appu: Every married man is a hero.

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  • Jan 28, 2014   |   Review 712   |  

    Wife angry as hubby stands tOO clOse 2 a beautiful gal in a bus! Gal slaps her hubby 4pinching- Hubby-i swear i didnt dO it. W-i knw i did it :)

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  • Jan 28, 2014   |   Review 769   |  

    Wife: I hav read in newspaper dat widows mak d best wives. Husband: May b! Bt u cant xpect me 2 kil myself dat u can b gud wife 2 sum1.

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  • Jan 28, 2014   |   Review 757   |  

    Wife2 husband:tu jahan-jahan chalega mera saya saath hoga.. mera saya.. mera saya.. Husband: Mujhe pehle se hi sak tha ki tu bhutni hai.

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  • Jan 28, 2014   |   Review 712   |  

    what is the difference Between a new husband & a new dog?"After a year the dog is still excited to see u."

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  • Jan 28, 2014   |   Review 750   |  

    Husband- Ek writer ne likha hai ki "Pati ko bhi ghar ke mamlo mein bolne ka haq hona chaahiye..." Wife-Woh bechaara bhi dekho likh hi paya, Bol Nahi Saka.!

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  • Jan 28, 2014   |   Review 734   |  

    There r many brave people who alwayas want 2 be adventurous. Few choose the armed forces & fight for the nation,others get married & fight for their survival..

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