Wedding Jokes ( 109 )

  • Jan 28, 2014

    What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding :) she doesn't Trust me & I dont Understand her.

  • Jan 28, 2014

    A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended.

  • Jan 28, 2014

    There r many brave people who alwayas want 2 be adventurous. Few choose the armed forces & fight for the nation,others get married & fight for their survival..

  • Jan 28, 2014

    Wife: where will you take me on our 10th wedding anniversary? Husband: we will go to African jungles... Wife: great !!! and what about 25th anniversary? Husband: i will bring you back.

  • Jan 28, 2014

    Similarities between WIFE and EXAM - 1. Lots of questions 2. Difficult to understand 3. Always require detailed explanation 4. Result always unexpected.

  • Jan 28, 2014

    When you develop the ability to listen to anything unconditionally, without loosing your temper or self confidence, it means you are MARRIED..

  • Jan 28, 2014

    A beautiful slogan behind the car of a married man, "Please do not disturb, I am already disturbed.".

  • Jan 28, 2014

    Biwi to pati- kya Tum dinner karna chahte ho? Pati- Ha..ha, Lekin ye to batao khane ki cheezo me choice kya hai? Patni- Ha..ya Na..