What is the difference between POETRY and ESSAY?
Any word uttered by a GIRLFRIEND is a POETRY
Anything said by a WIFE is an ESSAY.
Newly married wife husband se: Tumne apne doston se yeh kyun kaha ki mujhe bahut accha khana banana aata hai.
Husband: Ab tumse shaadi karne ki koi wajah toh mujhe batani hi thi.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Husband: You will never succeed in making the dog obey you.!
Wife :Nonsense,its only a matter of patience,I had a lot of trouble with you too at first..!
A couple had a intense argument and were on their way to a country side.
They passed by a herds of sheeps and pigs..
Husband asks the wife: They must be your relatives.
Wife replies : YA ,my IN LAWS
Wife:mujhe shadi se pehle q nhi btaya k tmhari phle hi RANI naam ki wife h
Husband:mene shadi se pehle btaya to tha k me tmhe RANI ki trah rkhunga...
Many people say that your wedding day is the happiest day of your life. So, if that's the case, I'd like to ask the husbands amongst you, does that mean it's all downhill from here?
Wife to husband: zara kitchen se machis lana...!
Husband: yahan to koi machis nahi hai... :o
Wife: mujhe pata tha tum to ho he andhay tumhain
milega he nahi is liye me pehle he le aayi thi..