Wedding Jokes ( 109 )

  • Jan 28, 2014

    A bus full of housewives going on a picnic crashed with no survivors. Each husband cried for a week, but one husband continued for more than two weeks. When asked he replied miserably... "My wife missed the bus"

  • Jan 28, 2014

    A Couple Before Marriage 'MAD' For Each Other … After Marriage 'MADE' For Each Other … And A Few Years Later 'MAD' Because Of Each Other…

  • Jan 28, 2014

    Pappu: Have you noticed that most heroes are married man? Appu: Every married man is a hero.

  • Jan 28, 2014

    Husbnd: Kya tumne mujhe KUTTA kaha? No answer Husbnd again asks, No answer Then again he asks, Wife: Nahi kaha. Plz AB bhoka na bandh karo

  • Jan 28, 2014

    Pati patni mandir main! Pati-tumne kya manga? Patni-Ki aap aur main saat janam saath rahe. Patni-Aur aapne. Pati-Ye mera saatwa janam ho

  • Jan 28, 2014

    Many people say that your wedding day is the happiest day of your life. So, if that's the case, I'd like to ask the husbands amongst you, does that mean it's all downhill from here?

  • Jan 28, 2014

    wife to husband ;dear this computer is not working as per my command..............husband;darling ..it's a computer not a husband.

  • Jan 28, 2014

    A woman came to police: - Please, help. My husband is lost. Here is his photo and special peculiarities... When you find him, tell him that my mother decided not to come!