Love Jokes ( 3221 )

  • March 26, 2018   |   Review 69   |  

    Hurry up. Fill in the blanks with “Haan” or “Nahi” 1:____ main insan nehi hoon. 2:____ main hi chor hun. 3:____ main hi pagal hun. haPPY aPril fOOl daY deaR  

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  • March 26, 2018   |   Review 64   |  

    Kya Aap ne suna hai..? BBC per CNN per IBN7 per AAJTAK per NDTV per nahi suna..! Radio Mirchi per to suna ho ga..! Ager phir bhi nahi suna to Ab Parh Loo.. Today is "April fool day" N 1 F(O_O)L is reading this msg Very carefully.....  

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  • March 26, 2018   |   Review 52   |  

    Can I ask some simple Q 2 u ? Q. A place 2 swim called ? Q. Warm cloths are made from ? Q. lemon taste best called ? Q. A day is celebrated for fool called ?  A. POOL A. WOOL A. COOL A. u r APRIL FOOL thx Quiz time is over Happy april fool daybuddy

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  • March 26, 2018   |   Review 51   |  

    Jab Aapko Dekhun My Dil Starts Flying, Aapse Baat Karneko I Keep Trying, Jab Aap Hai Door Then I Feel Like Crying, Arey Itna Tension Mat Lo, I Was Just Lying…

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  • March 26, 2018   |   Review 51   |  

    poooN poOOn! .. Bhooo Bhoo! Bhoo Bhooo! .. padar padar! .. Pacharrr! Pacharrr! . Phoor phor PhooOss! Phoooss! hat jaoo mere SMS ka pait kharab hai  

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  • March 26, 2018   |   Review 56   |  

    Aapki Chal Mor Jaisi, Aawaz Koyal Jaisi, Dimag Lomdi Jaisa, Gussa Sher Jaisa, Aankhein Hiran Jaisi, But Kitna Achha Hota Agar . . . . . 2-3 Qualities Insano Wali Hoti…  

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  • March 26, 2018   |   Review 55   |  

    Hey, know wht I Just realized ? U r Really NICE Coz N nonsense I ideas C come E easily come 2 u  HAPPY APRIL FOOL DAY BUDDY

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  • March 26, 2018   |   Review 53   |  

    You Are “UltiMate” You Are “Loveable” You Are “Lovely” You Are “Unique”.. In Short You Are Ullu…

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  • March 26, 2018   |   Review 57   |  

    Assi v kisi de Naal payar keeta C, Odi yaad vich Dil bekarar keeta C, darr darr k Aik Din izhaar keeta C, O Marjani kehndi VEERA MÄin tey Mazaak keeta C. Oye April Fool

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  • March 26, 2018   |   Review 56   |  

    Ek hawa ka jhoka sa aaya, To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho, Darwaze par kisi ki aahat se hue, To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho, Ab tum he bataoo, Kya tum kisi bhoot se kam ho.  

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  • March 26, 2018   |   Review 50   |  

    HUMANS fall in love, that’s normal………..COWS eat grass, that’s ok……..BUT when……..MONKEYS can press mobile keypads! INCREDIBLE!…..STILL PRESSIN! UNBELIEVABLE!!

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  • March 26, 2018   |   Review 58   |  

    Mujhe ap ki ak baat pata laghi hai, Zara free ho ker call kerna Okay . . . Sub ko forward kerO, dakhna kitna loog 'FOOL' bante hain, April Fool  

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  • March 26, 2018   |   Review 53   |  

    Abe khajur, Zoo se bhage hue langur, Abe sare hue kele ke chilke, Chuse hue aam, Circus ke retired bandar, Aisa kisi ko na kehna, Feel hota hai!  

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  • March 26, 2018   |   Review 52   |  

    Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.Whats the date today ?

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  • March 26, 2018   |   Review 54   |  

    Sine me dil, Dil me dard, Dard me yaqin, Yaqin me khyal, Khayal me khwab, Khuwab me tasvir Tasvir me sirf ap! Itna Darawna khuwab? Baap re Baap  

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  • March 26, 2018   |   Review 50   |  

    He took me from a bar, He took me in his car, He took my top off, He puts his lips on mine, but don”t worry, “I”m a bottle of wine!”....april fool

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  • March 26, 2018   |   Review 53   |  

    santa 1st april ke din bas mein chadha ,, kandaktar ne tikat maanga , to 10 rupaye dekar tikat le liya ,, phir hansate hue bola- . . . . april phool , mere paas to bas ka paas hai

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  • March 26, 2018   |   Review 70   |  

    संता 1st अप्रैल के दिन बस में चढ़ा ,, कंडक्टर ने टिकट माँगा , तो 10 रुपये देकर टिकट ले लिया ,, फिर हँसते हुए बोला- . . . अप्रैल फूल , मेरे पास तो बस का पास है

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  • March 26, 2018   |   Review 49   |  

    Dosto ladkiyo ke piche bhagna ek bhul hai In ladkiyo par paise lutana bhi fijul hai Agar kisi ladki ne aaj “I Love U” bol diya to khush mat hona kyunki aaj April fool hai 

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  • March 26, 2018   |   Review 66   |  

    दोस्तों लड़कियों के पीछे भागना एक भूल है इन लड़कियों पर पैसे लुटाना भी फिजूल है अगर किसी लड़की ने आज “I Love U” बोल दिया तो खुश मत होना क्योंकि आज अप्रैल फूल है

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  • March 17, 2018   |   Review 107   |  

    Apart from being the day when Christ was crucified, Good Friday is two days before Easter Sunday (Christ arose on the third day). 

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  • March 17, 2018   |   Review 88   |  

    In truth, Mourning Friday would be a better description for the day when Christ was crucified.  However, there are two possible derivations of 'Good Friday'.  One is that 'Good' is a transformation of 'God's Friday'.  Holders of this theory point out 'Good be with ye' has become 'Good bye'.  The other theory is that the choice of the word 'Good' is deliberate, it's just that our perspective had changed.  If in the first century after Christ's birth Friday was traditionally a feast day, then this particular Friday was the most significant of the whole year.  Another idea, proposed by the most devout is this is Good Friday in that it's the ultimate test of the Christian faith; namely that Christ died, and was resurrected on the third day. It maybe useful to look for clues in the name that other languages give for this day, for example, the Eastern Orthodox Church call this day Great and Holy Friday. French: Vendredi Saint (Friday Saint). German: Karfreitag. Italian: Vendredi Santo (Friday Saint again) Conclusion: Perhaps Good Friday was originally God's Friday.

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  • March 17, 2018   |   Review 88   |  

    One Good Friday a priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven.  St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. 'Come with me,' said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St Peter to a mansion. It had everything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an Olympic size pool. 'Oh my word, thank you,' said the taxi driver. Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rough old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set. 'Wait, I think you are a little mixed up,' said the priest. 'Shouldn't I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a priest, went to church every day, and preached God's word.' 'Yes, that's true.' St Peter rejoined, ' But during your sermons people slept.  When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed.'

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  • March 17, 2018   |   Review 92   |  

    Which day of the year do chickens hate the most?  Good Fry-day!

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