Love Jokes ( 3221 )

  • March 17, 2018   |   Review 138   |  

    Roger left for the service at 10:45 on Good Friday morning.  However, instead of going to church, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spent his entire pay packet. Finally, Roger appeared at home on Sunday night, and obviously he was confronted by his angry wife,  Martha who castigated Roger for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.  Finally, Martha stopped the nagging and said to Roger, 'How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?' Roger replied grimly, 'That would be fine with me.' Monday went by and he didn't see his Martha. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. By the Thursday, the swelling had gone down just enough so that Roger he could see Martha a little out of the corner of his left eye

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  • March 17, 2018   |   Review 142   |  

    One day just before Easter Eddie pulled into the supermarket car park.  His wife Brenda had picked up a few things and was waiting for him. "Hi, honey," Eddie cheerfully said as Brenda got into the car. "How was your day? "I can't believe it," Brenda said. "It looks like our bank is in trouble." "What?" Eddie asked. "It's closing at the end of the week," Brenda replied. That can't be right," Eddie said. "It's a national bank!" "Well it's true," Brenda came back. "I have seen the sign in the window." "What sign?" Eddie asked. "Drive passed the bank and you'll see," Brenda replied. Eddie headed in the direction of the bank. "Right there," Brenda said as they drove by the bank. "See the sign? It says, 'We Will Be Closed for Good  Friday!' "

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  • March 17, 2018   |   Review 136   |  

    A little boy was listening to a long and excessively boring liturgy of the passion of Christ in church on Good Friday. Suddenly the red sanctuary lamp caught his eye. Tugging his father's sleeve, he said, "Daddy, when the light turns green can we go?

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  • March 17, 2018   |   Review 134   |  

    An Irish priest is driving down to New York for service on Good Friday and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?" "Just water," says the priest, fingers crossed. The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?" The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!

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  • March 17, 2018   |   Review 140   |  

    A parishioner was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed the parishioner by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" The parishioner replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Good Friday?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service.

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  • March 17, 2018   |   Review 147   |  

     There are 3 fundamental truths about religion: Jews don't recognize Jesus as the Son of God, Protestants don't recognize the Pope as the Vicar of Christ, and Baptists don't recognize each other at the bar on Good Friday.

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  • March 17, 2018   |   Review 128   |  

    If Catholics call the day that Jesus died 'Good' Friday, then just imagine how ecstatic they'll be when they find out that God doesn't exist

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  • March 17, 2018   |   Review 136   |  

    My mother in law is getting buried today. Turns out it won't be Good Friday after all, It will be a great one

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  • March 17, 2018   |   Review 138   |  

    Good Friday or, as the Jewish like to call it ..... "We got him day".

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  • March 17, 2018   |   Review 135   |  

    TGIF....Thank God It's Friday.....Please Do.

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  • March 17, 2018   |   Review 153   |  

    It's good friday. Good because 2000 years ago the events of today prove that we matter to God.

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 391   |  

    पत्नी से तंग आकर पप्पू तलाक के लिए कोर्ट में गया। पप्पू ( जज साहब से )– सर मैं अपनी बीवी से खुश नहीं हूं। जज ( पप्पू की पत्नी से बोले) – आपका पति आपसे खुश क्यों नहीं.

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 195   |  

    संता ऑफिस से वापस आया, संता- कहाँ हो जानू? बीवी मूवी देख रही थी, संता की बीवी- बाहुबली बड़ी अच्छी है देख लो, संता मोबाइल लेकर गैलरी से बाहर जाने लगा, बीवी- कमीने मैंने बोला बाहुबली, बाजूवाली नहीं

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 185   |  

    संता की बीवी – सुनिए जी, रात नींद में आप मुझे गालियाँ दे रहे थे, संता – ओ नहीं सोणिये, ये तुम्हारा वहम है, बीवी – क्या वहम है? संता- यही कि मैं नींद में था

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 193   |  

    पति वह प्राणी है जो भूत प्रेत से बेशक न डरे मगर पत्नी की ‘4 missed call’ खौफ पैदा करने के लिए काफी है!?

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 182   |  

    पति वह प्राणी है जो भूत प्रेत से बेशक न डरे मगर पत्नी की ‘4 missed call’ खौफ पैदा करने के लिए काफी है!?

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 156   |  

    ना किसी ने Rose दिया ना किसी ने Propose किया ‎Chocolate? तो दुर की बात किसी ने Eclairs? तक नहीं दिया : अब तो लगता हॆ की छोड़ छाड़ के सब कुछ PK के Planet? चला जाऊँ... 

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 182   |  

    मैं भी Valentine day मनाऊँगा. जिन लडकियों ने मुझे मना किया है, उनके माँ बाप को फोन करके उनकी "LOCATION" बताऊंगा... 

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 189   |  

    टीचर – कल क्यों नहीं आया? पप्पू- नहीं बताऊँगा? टीचर चांटा मारकर- जल्दी बता, पप्पू – Valentine Day पे गर्लफ्रेंड के साथ था, टीचर -इतना छोटा होके भी गर्लफ्रेंड के साथ घूमता है, कौन थी वो लड़की ? पप्पू – आपकी बेटी, टीचर बेहोश 

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 174   |  

    लड़की अपने पति का इंतजार कर रही थी, जैसे ही दरवाजा खोला, लड़का – ये लो जानू वेलेन्टाइन का फूल, लड़की – ये क्या लाये हो सफ़ेद गुलाब, पहले तो वेलेन्टाइन के दिन रेड गुलाब देते थे, लड़का- पगली अब प्यार की कम, शांति की ज्यादा जरुरत है

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 147   |  

    पिंकी वैलेंटाइन डे पर अपने बॉयफ्रेंड से मिलती है पिंकी – मैं शादी के बाद तुम्हारे आधे दुःख बाँट लूंगी बिल्लू – पर मैं तो दुःखी हूँ ही नहीं? पिंकी – पर मैं शादी के बाद की बात कर रही हूँ ना बिल्लू बेहोश

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 168   |  

    Do firends aapas me bate kar rhe the pahla- bhai ye 14 tarikh ko kya hai? dusra- tere pas wife hai ya girlfriend? pahla- wife hai dusra- to fir mahavir jyanti hai

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 162   |  

    दो दोस्त आपस में बातें कर रहे थे, पहला – भाई ये 14 तारीख को क्या है? दूसरा – तेरे पास बीवी है या गर्लफ्रेंड? पहला – बीवी है दूसरा – तो फिर महावीर जयंती है

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 163   |  

    सभी महिलाओं से अनुरोध: कृपया 15 फरवरी तक अपने पतियो पर विशेष नजर रखे। नही तो… “नजर हटी सौतन पटी” जनहित मे जारी!!

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