Love Jokes ( 3221 )

  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 172   |  

    Two antennae met on a roof, fell in love and got married. Their wedding ceremony wasn’t fancy. The reception, however, was excellent.

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 191   |  

    A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on. One day, he fell in love with a beautiful lady. He refrained from speaking for two whole years so he could call her “my darling.” But then he wanted to tell her he loved her, so he waited three more years.  At the end of these five years, he wanted to ask her to marry him, so he waited another four years.  Finally, as the ninth year of silence ended, he led the lady to the most romantic place in the kingdom and said, “My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?”  And the lady said, “Pardon?”

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 151   |  

    Why should you never breakup with a goalie? Because he’s a keeper.

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 174   |  

    What’s the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak? February 14th.

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 207   |  

    I gave my girlfriend a cannoli for Valentine’s Day. When she asked why, I said, “I cannoli be happy when I’m with you.”

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 151   |  

    What’s the perfect thing to say to a coffee-lover on Valentine’s Day? “Words cannot espresso what you mean to me.”

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 159   |  

    Q: Why does Cupid always make so much money at the casino? A: Because he’s a Valentine’s Card Shark.

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 158   |  

    AN OLDER WOMAN runs into her friend at the mall. “You’re not going to believe this,” she said. “I found an old lamp the other day. I rubbed it and a genie popped out. He explained that genies don’t give three wishes anymore, but he did offer me a choice between one of two wishes. He could give me a better memory or turn my husband into the greatest lover ever.” “Tough choice,” said her friend. “Which one did you choose?” “That’s the thing. I can’t remember.”

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 151   |  

    “You came home early from your date,” John observed to his roommate. “What happened?” “Well,” said the flatmate, “after dinner she invited me up to her flat. We had a couple of drinks and she put on some soft music. Then she reached over and turned out the lights.”  “So, what next?” asked John, eyebrows raised. “I can take a hint,” said his flatmate. “I came home.”

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 150   |  

    Mike walked into a post office just before Valentine’s day, he couldn’t help noticing a middle-aged, balding man standing in a corner sticking “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.  Then the man got out a bottle of Channel perfume from his pocket and started spraying scent over the envelopes. By now Mike’s curiosity had got the better of him, and so I asked the man why he was sending all those cards.  The man replied, “I’m sending out 500 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?'” “But why?” asked Mike. “I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replied. 

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 159   |  

    Mike walked into a post office just before Valentine’s day, he couldn’t help noticing a middle-aged, balding man standing in a corner sticking “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.  Then the man got out a bottle of Channel perfume from his pocket and started spraying scent over the envelopes. By now Mike’s curiosity had got the better of him, and so I asked the man why he was sending all those cards.  The man replied, “I’m sending out 500 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?'” “But why?” asked Mike. “I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replied. 

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 104   |  

    One morning Emma woke up with a start.  Her husband Jim asked what was the matter, she told him, “I just had a dream that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What do you think it means?” “You’ll know tonight,” Jim said. That evening, Jim home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, Emma opened it – only to find a book entitled “The meaning of dreams”.

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  • January 24, 2018   |   Review 121   |  

    During college, I worked on 
a conveyor belt. One day, I was 
on a blind date, and she asked me about my job. “I work at the end of a belt,” I said. With an ebullient smile, she asked, “Are you the buckle?”

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  • January 23, 2018   |   Review 228   |  

    “उसने कहा आ तुझे गले लगा लूँ उसने कहा आ तुझे गले लगा लूँ मैंने कहा रुक पगली एक हफ्ते से नहीं नहाया हूँ पहले जरा नहा लूँ ”

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  • January 20, 2018   |   Review 219   |  

    Sardar- I kiss my wife before i go to office everyday. & you? Friend- I kiss ur wife after u go to office every day. Sardar-Ha…Ha…but i’m first…!…

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  • January 20, 2018   |   Review 176   |  

    Q1:-What is kiss? Ans:-IN MATH= Kiss is the shortest distance b/w two lips. IN PHYSICS=It is a process to charging a human body. IN COMPUTER=Kiss is a local area Net Work in which 2 bodies r connected without any data cable. IN ECO.=Kiss is a process in which demand is always higher than supply…..

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  • January 20, 2018   |   Review 159   |  

    After a KISS….Girl Silently Says 2 The Boy’KISS Me Once Again And I Will Be Yours Forever’ Boy- Thanks For The Warning !!

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  • January 20, 2018   |   Review 159   |  

    My eyes are eager to see you, My ears are eager to listen you, My lips are eager to kiss you, And my dreams in night are eager to welcome you.

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  • January 20, 2018   |   Review 155   |  

    Hello my sweet valentine  I want to wish you a KISS day By giving a sweet KISS on your cheeks Happy kiss day

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  • January 20, 2018   |   Review 133   |  

    Madam:Jisne 1st lesson yaad kiya wo mere hath pe kisS kre aur 2 lesson 2 gaal pe.. 1 bccha: Madam phir bistar bichha lo? Mujhe poori book yaad hai.

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  • January 20, 2018   |   Review 139   |  

    Boy-Cinema chale Girl-Nhi,tum mujhe wha touch kroge B-No Gl-mera hath pkdoge B-Nhi G-Mujhe kiss kroge B-Nhi G-to apni bahan k sath chale jao

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  • January 20, 2018   |   Review 137   |  

    College Ki Girls Ne Strike Kiya, Boys Ne Bhi Unka Saath Diya! Girls Ne Zor Se Kaha: We Want Justice! Boys Ne Pichhe Se Kaha: We Want Just KiSS..

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  • January 20, 2018   |   Review 129   |  

    Gfrnd-Promise karo ki Muje kabi touch, hug ni karoge,Kiss k liye force nahi karoge, . . . . . Boyfrnd- Behen tu ghar ja. Tere mummy papa chinta kar rahe honge:p

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  • January 20, 2018   |   Review 148   |  

    Agar raat ko koi apke kamre me aaye “apke badan ko chume” “gaalo ko kiss kare” to romantic mat bano All out lagao, machhar bhagao.. . .

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