Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.
The best time to make friends is before you need them.
Marriage means commitment, so does insanity.
Two men were talking and one said for their 10th anniversary he took his wife to Hawaii. Said for their 20th he might go back and get her.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.
An idea can change your life. A wife can change your idea.
Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.