Funny Love Quotes ( 558 )

  • Feb 28, 2014

    Chinese proverb: Marriage is like a besieged fortress: those on the outside want in, and those on the inside want out.

  • Feb 28, 2014

    Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.

  • Feb 27, 2014

    Women  Can't live with  em  Can't shoot   em.

  • Feb 28, 2014

    Before marriage, each looks at the other through rose- colored glasses. After marriage, they see each other with magnifying glasses!

  • Feb 28, 2014

    We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

  • Feb 27, 2014

    Fake hair, fake nails, fake eye lash, artificial face and sometimes fake behavior, yet a woman will say she needs a real man.

  • Feb 28, 2014

    A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's   That's because she changes it more often.

  • Feb 28, 2014

    Men are from mars, women are from  Do I look fat in these?