Funny Love Quotes ( 558 )

  • Feb 28, 2014

    Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.

  • Feb 28, 2014

    Like A Wealthy Friend, I Freely Give To My Devotee.

  • Feb 28, 2014

    9 out of 10 men are cheating on their wife, and there is one more who is still hesitating.

  • Feb 28, 2014

    The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.

  • Feb 27, 2014

    What is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing.

  • Feb 27, 2014

    Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think   in a deeper voice.What would be men without women?

  • Feb 27, 2014

    Women make me happy and accepting that I will never be able to understand them makes me happier still' :)

  • July 13, 2013

     Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes just be an illusion.