Funny Love Quotes ( 558 )

  • Feb 27, 2014

    Women: Scientifically proven to be right even when they're wrong.

  • July 13, 2013

    Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers.

  • Feb 28, 2014

    Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too."

  • Feb 28, 2014

    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

  • Feb 28, 2014

    If a woman tells you that she is single by choice, its probably because no one has chosen her.

  • Feb 28, 2014

    I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

  • Feb 28, 2014

    When a man goes down on his knees to ask a women to marry him, and she says yes, he remains on his knees forever.

  • Feb 28, 2014

    After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.



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