Funny Love Quotes ( 558 )

  • Feb 27, 2014

    Women: Scientifically proven to be right even when they're wrong.

  • July 13, 2013

    When a boy calls you cute he likes your face. When he call you hot he likes your body. When he calls you beautiful he likes your heart

  • Feb 28, 2014

    There are three ways to spread news: telegram, television, and tell a woman.

  • Feb 28, 2014

    We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

  • July 13, 2013

    Love is blind. It will take over your mind. What you think is love, is truly not. You need to elevate your mind.

  • Feb 28, 2014

    Marriage is far more complicated than quantum physics.

  • July 13, 2013

    My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.

  • Feb 28, 2014

    Lust fades, so you'd better be with someone who can stand you.