Funny Love Quotes ( 558 )

  • July 13, 2013

    Men only have two faults what they do, and what they say!

  • July 13, 2013

    Your love is like butterfly. The more i chase it, the more it runs away. But as soon as i ignore it, it will softly sit on my shoulder. You are one of a kind.

  • July 13, 2013

    Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly !

  • Feb 28, 2014

    Marriage is when a man and woman become one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

  • Feb 28, 2014

    Husbands? Just two words:  Yes, dear. 

  • Feb 28, 2014

    Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio.

  • Feb 27, 2014

    I know little of women. But I've heard dread tales.

  • Feb 28, 2014

    Remember- you can either be happy or RIGHT.