Funny Love Quotes ( 558 )

  • Feb 28, 2014

    A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

  • Feb 28, 2014

    She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

  • Feb 28, 2014

    A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.

  • July 13, 2013

    You can fall from the sky You can fall from a tree But the best one is to fall in love with me.

  • Feb 28, 2014

    If you have two friends in your lifetime, you're lucky. If you have one good friend, you're more than lucky.

  • July 13, 2013

    There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

  • Feb 28, 2014

    Never underestimate the power of nagging.

  • Feb 28, 2014

    We're really good friends and we hang out. It's like I get to hang out with my friends and get paid for it.