Women: Scientifically proven to be right even when they're wrong.
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers.
Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too."
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
If a woman tells you that she is single by choice, its probably because no one has chosen her.
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
When a man goes down on his knees to ask a women to marry him, and she says yes, he remains on his knees forever.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.