Munna Bhai Shayari ( 6 )


  • Dec 3, 2015   |   Review 630   |  

    CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apne bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apne kamre mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT : Nehin Bhai, woh apne chain pechan lega.

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  • Dec 3, 2015   |   Review 532   |  

    MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai. MUNNA BHAI Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai? CIRCUIT Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Oxford bole toh Bailgaadi.

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  • Dec 3, 2015   |   Review 532   |  

    PRINCIPAL : Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI : Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu.

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  • Dec 3, 2015   |   Review 528   |  

    Munna Bhai : Tere ko maaloom hai k cigarette ek tarah se slow poison ka kaam karta hai. Patient: To mujhe kaunsa marne ki jaldi hai.

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  • Dec 3, 2015   |   Review 507   |  

    Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya? Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya? Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!

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  • Dec 3, 2015   |   Review 478   |  

    Munna Bhai: Oye circuit, Bapu bole to Gandhi Ji kapde kyu nahi pehante the? Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan the!!!

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