GIRL- kitna pyar krte ho mujhse? BOY- Shahjahan jaisa. GIRL- To Tajmahal bnwao. BOY- Zameen kharid li h, bs tumhare mrne ka intezaar kr rha hu.
Osama to Amitabh : How are you ? Amitabh : Bas kabhi Khushi kabhi gam, Aur aap ?? Osama; Bas kabhi gola kabhi Bum
Heart touching lines.. Thousand words of any teacher does not hurt much.. But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears to the eyes..!
Teacher2KG Kid: Hw many mnths in a year? Kid: 12 Teacher: Hw did u knw? Kid: Baara mahine me bara tarike se tujhko pyar jataunga re! DHINKA CHIka Dhinka Chika
LAZINESS is the 'father' of all bad habits.. . . . . . But ultimately he is a father & we should respect him! - -Be Lazy, Think Crazy!
Spiritual thought for d day- . Faithful boyfrnds will go straight to heaven.. . . . . . Unfaithful boyfrnds are already enjoying... HEAVEN on Earth.
Barish hue bheeg gaye hum" "Barish hue bheeg gaye hum" Fir kya, "Rajnikanth ne phuk maari sukh gaye hum"
Faqir:Madam Bhuka hu,Khuda k naam pr khana dedo Mam:Khana abi nai bna Faqir:Facebuk pe BABA Pappu k naam se hu,ban jye to WALL pe post krdena...
Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho? Friend: B.A. Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar, sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
Bijlee ki taar or ladki mai kya similarty hai??? Guess.. Not Sure Oh Come on Yaar Simple Yaar Dono Nangi ho toh jaan nikaal deti hai
santa:-yaar mera kutta kho gaya hai. Main kya karu? Banta:abe tu paper me kyo nahi de deta ki tera kutta kho gaya. Santa: chup kar sale mera kutta pada likha nahi hai.
In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife. WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him! SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..
Snta-Ye Chhota Medal Tumhe Kyu Mila H? Bnta-Gane K Liye, Snta-Aur Ye Bada Wala? Bnta-Apna Gana Band Krne K Lie
khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye mile mughe aur mera ho jaye karu sms ladikyo ko naam tera aaye Maar tughe pare aur mazza mughe aaye
If Mallika Shehrawat plays Dropadi in Mahabharat.. Duryodhan will say... Dussashan, pehna do bhabhi ko saari, hum bhi to dekhen yeh vastron mein kaisi lagti hai...
A Cockroach To A Young Guy: "I Can Make Your Girlfriend Scream, More Louder Than You Can...
Teacher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya he aur aap laddu khila rahe he? Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai, bahumat to mere bete k sath he.
Boy: Xcuse Me Girl: Jee Kahiye Boy: Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se Apko Happy Mother’s DAY….
Love is life ~= SMS OF THE DAY =~ 3 Rishte 3 Waqto par pahechane jate hai 1- Aulaad Budhape me 2- Dost Musibat me Aur 3- Girlfriend Garibi Me.
JO' or 'WO' dono best friend the 1din 'JO'ne 1 darawni film dekhi or 'WO' Mar gya ab bolo 'WO' Kyu mar gaya. ? ? ? kyunki JO dar gaya WO mar gaya
Nafrat na karna kabhi hamse ham a seh nahi payenge Bus 1 bar keh dena k zarurat nahi tum jaise dost ki aap ki kasam apko peetne apke ghar tak chale ayenge..
What's D difference between stupid and idiot? Stupid will delete this joke. Idiot will forward this joke. Ha ha,what will you do now?
SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H? PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H Fir B kuch nhi ata.
OSAMA Nark me Yamraj se bola1 cal Kr Lu Pakistan? Yam-Kar Lo. OSAMA-Kitna Bill Hua? Yam-Kuch nahi. OSAMA-Q? Yam-Nark 2 Nark FREE Hai
