Double meaning SMS ( 21 )


  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 189   |  

    ladaki aai – kya kar rahe ho ? ladaka – motivet kar raha hoon ? ladaki – vao kisako kar rahe ho ? ladaka gusse mein aankh laal karake bola- are moti tera vet kar raha hoon 1 ghante se …… ye hai ek dam naya ,,, karo share

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  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 205   |  

    ‘Jinke paas hai… woh haath me leke hilate hai, jinke paas nahi hai… woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai BOLO KYA? Dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH’

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  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 219   |  

    Santa ki wife Tours & Travels magazine padhte huye :- Is baar 2nd honeymoon ke liye GREECE trykaren..? Santa: - Kyon..? Sarso ke tel me kya kharabi hai..? Jisko samjha woh thoko LIKE.

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  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 169   |  

    Use halke haath se chuo. Ab ungli undar dalo. Agar hole bada hoto teen ungli b daal sakte hai. Ab upar niche ragdo. . . . . . . . Is tarah hota hai glass saaf.

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  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 369   |  

    Neeche mat jao Nahi plz Neeche mat jao na Kuch ho jaye ga Plz Dekho aisa mat karo Maan jao na plz Warna Ho jaye ga Plz mat jao Aaah Dekha Ho gaya na SMS Khatam

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  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 187   |  

    Pushing pushing but not gusing, Pushing pushing bt not gusing, When chusing then gusing. Guess What? U dirty mind, im talking abt sui mein dhaga.

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  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 450   |  

    Shadi me photografer banne ka kuch aur hi maza h.... Ladkiya -meri lo na -Meri akeli ki lo. -ye meri frnd he hum dono ki sath me lo -Meri Khadi khadi ki lena.

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  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 298   |  

    Girl: Arey Itna Bara Munh Mein Kaise Daloon Gi. Boy: Jaldi Se Munh Kholo. Girl: Oops Sare Kapray Geelay Ho Gaye. Boy: Aur Lo Gee. Girl: Na Baba Na Yeh Gool Gapey Tum He Kahoo.

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  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 236   |  

    Ek Bar Karo Na Plz Kisi Ko Pata Nahi Chalega Plz Karo Naaa Muje Acha Lage Ga Ek Bar Hamari Dosti Ki Khatr Kar Do Na Plz Ek Pyara Sa Sms...

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  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 170   |  

    Samajh Nahi Aata Ki, Teri Sula Ke Loo, Ya Baith Ke Loo, Ya Tujhe Khada Karke Loo, Ya Teri Jhuka Kar Loo, Ab Tu Khud Hi Bata De Ki, Mein Teri Kaise Loo Photo.

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  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 149   |  

    Usne Utari Saree, Fir Aayi Paticoat Ki Bari, Blouse To Pahle Hi Diya Tha Utar Ziyadan Excited Mat Ho Yaar, Yeh Tha Kapray Sukhane Ka Taar..

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  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 184   |  

    Girl: Bas Kro Aur Kitna Karoge Raat Ke 12 Baje Se Kar Rene Ho Ab Subha Ho Gyi Hai Thake Nhi Kya, Boy: Ye To Kuch Nhi Ab Main To Din Raat Karunga Qki Mere To 3000 Sms Free Hai..!

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  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 182   |  

    Ladki Umbrella Banane Shop Par Gayi Shopkeepar: Upar Dono Hatho Se Pakad Kar Dabana Padega Aur Niche Danda Dalna Padega Ladki: Kuch Bhi Karo Par Paani Ander Nahi Jana Chahiye.

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  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 229   |  

    Andheri Raat Thi Wo Mere Sath Thi Mai Upar Tha Wo Mere Niche Thi Mai Daba Raha Tha Wo Chilla Rahi Thi Bura Mat Manana Mere Dosto Wo Meri Motar Cycle Thi.

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  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 404   |  

    Sunny Leone:- Doctor, aajkal bahut thakan mehsus hoti hai? Lagta hai khoon kam ho gaya hai. Doctor:- Periods ke waqt kitna loss hota hai..??? Sunny Leone (sochte hue):- Yehi Koi 30-40 lakh Ka !!

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  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 177   |  

    Boy- Dadaji, ap kya padh rahe ho? Dadaji- Beta Itihas Boy- Ye to Sex ki kitab lagti he Dadaji- abe BossDK! Mere liye to ab ye Itihas hi hai na ..!!

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  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 366   |  

    एक आदमी मेरिज ब्यूरो मे फोन करके बोलता है. मेरे दोनो हाथ और दोनो पैर नही है. क्या मेरी शादी हो सकती है ? लेडी ऑपरेटर: हा हो सकती है. लेकिन आपका ‘वो’ तो है ना? आदमी: हा! उस से ही नंबर डायल किया.

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  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 217   |  

    Exam ke baad ladkiya kya sochati hain? 1 : Kitna Lamba tha. 2 : Kash thoda time aur mil jata. 3 : Pehle kitna dar lag raha tha. 4 : Baad main ekdum easy gaya.

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  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 455   |  

    A Girl went to repair umbrella. Shopkeeper: BB ooper ka kapra otarna parega aur neechay danda dalna parega. Larki Boli:jo marzi karo bus pani andar na aaye!

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  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 188   |  

    Girl to riksha wala : Q bhai jaye ga ? Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to oil laga kar khada kia hai . . Girl : to phir Ghuma kar peechay le lo.

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  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 384   |  

    Girl: Kal rat to hadd he ho gayi, Uff 2 ghante! meri to jaan he nikal gayi Saare kapre geele ho gaye Pehle to ek ghanta karte the Magar kal to poore 2 ghante tak bina ruke kiya 1 Ghanta hi buhat tha . ye 2 Ghante ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai.

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