Funny Love SMS ( 476 )

  • January 6, 2018   |   Review 159   |  

    (”)….(”) ( ‘ o ‘ ) (”)–(”) (””’)-(””’) I Love You... Happy Propose Day!

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 1012   |  

    A Sardar Ji was committing suicide,someone asked the reason. He said: My wife ran with my friend and I can't live without my friend...

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 1933   |  

    Sardar 2 doctor: When I sleep,monkeys play football in my dreams. Dr: No problem,jst take dis medicine b4 sleep. Sardar: I'll take 4rm 2morrow,coz today is finals...

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 968   |  

    Teacher: "I killed a person." Convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is u,will go to jail.

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 994   |  

    A Punjabi Kuri went to A Sardars Shop nd Said,  Lipton di chah hai? Sardar G, Mainu te nahi hai Tenu hai te Lipat Jaa.

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 1304   |  

    Interviewer: Where were you born? Sardar: Punjab. Interviewer: Which part? Sardar: What which part,whole body was born in Punjab...

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 1302   |  

    Once,two Sardars were feeling bored and decided to play a few games of chess to pass the time.They were doing this for some time,when two more sardar friends dropped by.Seeing them play chess,they said - "Come on guys,we are feeling bored too.Let us play doubles!"

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 996   |  

    A sardar owned a factory.He issued orders dat only married men would be employed. Emplyes asks: Why you implement this rule? Srdar replied: coz married men r more obedient than un-married.

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 907   |  

    Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,one is green and one is blue with red spots! Sardar ji: Yes it's really strange.I've got another pair of the same at home....

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 1203   |  

    On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him,Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring? Sardar : Ya sure,from landlines or mobile...

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 1184   |  

    Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle? Tourist : How do we escape if lion comes now? Sardar : Give right indicator and turn left.

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 1170   |  

    A bird was disturbing to a Sardar. Finally Sardar caught it and decided to kill it cruelly, He took it to the top of a building and dropped it..

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 937   |  

    Sardar: Will you marry me? Girl: Sorry I am a lesbian. Sardar: Whats a lesbian? Girl: I like to sleep with girls. Sardar: Give me a hand I am also lesbian.

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 1259   |  

    Judge: Why are you arrested? Sardar: For shopping early? Judge: Well,that's not a crime,Anyway how early you were shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 1007   |  

    In a practical Exam Examinr showed legs of bird n said:Tell d birds name? Sardar:I don't knw. Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name? Sardar:You see my legs,n tell me....

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 1165   |  

    A sardar goes to a restaurant and his cell phone rings. Wife: How are you? Surprised Sardar ji: Oji I am fine but how did you know where I was?

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 945   |  

    Teacher: What is the difference between orange nd apple? Sardar: The color of orange is orange but the color of apple is not apple....

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 914   |  

    How do you recognize a Sardar in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board...

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 929   |  

    A sardar as a Director: You should jump into the swimming pool from 100ft height. Actor: I don't know swimming. Sardar: Oye don't worry there is no water....

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 1139   |  

    Sardar ji is not sleeping with his wife! these days Guess why? because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women...

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 1316   |  

    As train start running,a sardar got the train. TT: Dont you see its female bogie? Sardar: Sorry,I thought you were a man...

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 1153   |  

    Sardar comes back to his car nd find a note saying Parking Fine. He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole Thanks for compliment.

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 1294   |  

    Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing.The report said, DELIVERED...

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 1250   |  

    Sardar was writing something very slowly.Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly? Sardar: I'm writing to my 6 years old son,he can't read very fast.

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It goes without saying that humour in relationships is very important. It is like ‘spice’: the right amount can turn a tasteless meal to a tantalizing one. Ask someone to make a list of qualities they would look in a partner, chances are ‘someone with a good sense of humour’ would be high on their list. Why? Because life is not meant to be taken seriously all the time! Moreover, the partners who share a sense of humour are believed to stay together longer.

A sense of Humour, not to mention – if used correctly, can help soothe unpleasant situations. It can really make a big difference not just in a love life but in other relationships as well. So, it calls for a little lightheartedness to have a balanced love life or any other relationship. Just, keep the humour blameless, harmless and never use it as a weapon. Once you are clear with these rules, it becomes safer and easier to have fun with your loved ones.

Well, humour in relationships can be achieved by saying funny things. But remember, jokes or messages have to be life enhancing – they should never ever make things worse! So, it is always wise to think twice before you say those funny things to any dear one. But if you know your mate may take your words in the wrong way, don’t say them at all.

And when it comes to using sense of humour with your beloved people, why take a chance? Use a funny love quote from this page to spice up your words with the apt humour. Win your lover’s heart (or any other dear one’s) with these funny love SMSs. You can use them in both writing and speaking.

So, what are you waiting for? Pick a quote and get ready to make your beloved giggle and laugh right away. After all, laughter is good!


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