(”)….(”) ( ‘ o ‘ ) (”)–(”) (””’)-(””’) I Love You... Happy Propose Day!
(”)….(”) ( ‘ o ‘ ) (”)–(”) (””’)-(””’) I Love You... Happy Propose Day!
A Sardar Ji was committing suicide,someone asked the reason. He said: My wife ran with my friend and I can't live without my friend...
Sardar 2 doctor: When I sleep,monkeys play football in my dreams. Dr: No problem,jst take dis medicine b4 sleep. Sardar: I'll take 4rm 2morrow,coz today is finals...
Teacher: "I killed a person." Convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is u,will go to jail.
A Punjabi Kuri went to A Sardars Shop nd Said, Lipton di chah hai? Sardar G, Mainu te nahi hai Tenu hai te Lipat Jaa.
Interviewer: Where were you born? Sardar: Punjab. Interviewer: Which part? Sardar: What which part,whole body was born in Punjab...
Once,two Sardars were feeling bored and decided to play a few games of chess to pass the time.They were doing this for some time,when two more sardar friends dropped by.Seeing them play chess,they said - "Come on guys,we are feeling bored too.Let us play doubles!"
A sardar owned a factory.He issued orders dat only married men would be employed. Emplyes asks: Why you implement this rule? Srdar replied: coz married men r more obedient than un-married.
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,one is green and one is blue with red spots! Sardar ji: Yes it's really strange.I've got another pair of the same at home....
On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him,Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring? Sardar : Ya sure,from landlines or mobile...
Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle? Tourist : How do we escape if lion comes now? Sardar : Give right indicator and turn left.
A bird was disturbing to a Sardar. Finally Sardar caught it and decided to kill it cruelly, He took it to the top of a building and dropped it..
Sardar: Will you marry me? Girl: Sorry I am a lesbian. Sardar: Whats a lesbian? Girl: I like to sleep with girls. Sardar: Give me a hand I am also lesbian.
Judge: Why are you arrested? Sardar: For shopping early? Judge: Well,that's not a crime,Anyway how early you were shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop
In a practical Exam Examinr showed legs of bird n said:Tell d birds name? Sardar:I don't knw. Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name? Sardar:You see my legs,n tell me....
A sardar goes to a restaurant and his cell phone rings. Wife: How are you? Surprised Sardar ji: Oji I am fine but how did you know where I was?
Teacher: What is the difference between orange nd apple? Sardar: The color of orange is orange but the color of apple is not apple....
How do you recognize a Sardar in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board...
A sardar as a Director: You should jump into the swimming pool from 100ft height. Actor: I don't know swimming. Sardar: Oye don't worry there is no water....
Sardar ji is not sleeping with his wife! these days Guess why? because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women...
As train start running,a sardar got the train. TT: Dont you see its female bogie? Sardar: Sorry,I thought you were a man...
Sardar comes back to his car nd find a note saying Parking Fine. He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole Thanks for compliment.
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing.The report said, DELIVERED...
Sardar was writing something very slowly.Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly? Sardar: I'm writing to my 6 years old son,he can't read very fast.