Naughty SMS ( 83 )

  • January 6, 2018   |   Review 162   |  

    (”)….(”) ( ‘ o ‘ ) (”)–(”) (””’)-(””’) I Love You... Happy Propose Day!

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 1017   |  

    A Sardar Ji was committing suicide,someone asked the reason. He said: My wife ran with my friend and I can't live without my friend...

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 1937   |  

    Sardar 2 doctor: When I sleep,monkeys play football in my dreams. Dr: No problem,jst take dis medicine b4 sleep. Sardar: I'll take 4rm 2morrow,coz today is finals...

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 975   |  

    Teacher: "I killed a person." Convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is u,will go to jail.

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 998   |  

    A Punjabi Kuri went to A Sardars Shop nd Said,  Lipton di chah hai? Sardar G, Mainu te nahi hai Tenu hai te Lipat Jaa.

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 1312   |  

    Interviewer: Where were you born? Sardar: Punjab. Interviewer: Which part? Sardar: What which part,whole body was born in Punjab...

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 1310   |  

    Once,two Sardars were feeling bored and decided to play a few games of chess to pass the time.They were doing this for some time,when two more sardar friends dropped by.Seeing them play chess,they said - "Come on guys,we are feeling bored too.Let us play doubles!"

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 1001   |  

    A sardar owned a factory.He issued orders dat only married men would be employed. Emplyes asks: Why you implement this rule? Srdar replied: coz married men r more obedient than un-married.

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 912   |  

    Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,one is green and one is blue with red spots! Sardar ji: Yes it's really strange.I've got another pair of the same at home....

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 1210   |  

    On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him,Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring? Sardar : Ya sure,from landlines or mobile...

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 1188   |  

    Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle? Tourist : How do we escape if lion comes now? Sardar : Give right indicator and turn left.

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 1174   |  

    A bird was disturbing to a Sardar. Finally Sardar caught it and decided to kill it cruelly, He took it to the top of a building and dropped it..

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 940   |  

    Sardar: Will you marry me? Girl: Sorry I am a lesbian. Sardar: Whats a lesbian? Girl: I like to sleep with girls. Sardar: Give me a hand I am also lesbian.

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 1264   |  

    Judge: Why are you arrested? Sardar: For shopping early? Judge: Well,that's not a crime,Anyway how early you were shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 1013   |  

    In a practical Exam Examinr showed legs of bird n said:Tell d birds name? Sardar:I don't knw. Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name? Sardar:You see my legs,n tell me....

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 1173   |  

    A sardar goes to a restaurant and his cell phone rings. Wife: How are you? Surprised Sardar ji: Oji I am fine but how did you know where I was?

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 948   |  

    Teacher: What is the difference between orange nd apple? Sardar: The color of orange is orange but the color of apple is not apple....

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 918   |  

    How do you recognize a Sardar in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board...

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 932   |  

    A sardar as a Director: You should jump into the swimming pool from 100ft height. Actor: I don't know swimming. Sardar: Oye don't worry there is no water....

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 1147   |  

    Sardar ji is not sleeping with his wife! these days Guess why? because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women...

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 1325   |  

    As train start running,a sardar got the train. TT: Dont you see its female bogie? Sardar: Sorry,I thought you were a man...

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 1162   |  

    Sardar comes back to his car nd find a note saying Parking Fine. He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole Thanks for compliment.

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 1304   |  

    Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing.The report said, DELIVERED...

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  • Dec 09, 2013   |   Review 1255   |  

    Sardar was writing something very slowly.Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly? Sardar: I'm writing to my 6 years old son,he can't read very fast.

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